It's judgement day for both the US and the Dominican Republic as tonight's matchup is a win-or-go-home game 7 variety
For the US can they avoid embarrassment again by actually making the final round for the second time in 4 tries while avenging a first round loss?
And for the Dominicans can they get back after their early stumble derailed their winning streak?
Duff man will come through
>Do or die situation
>Hosmeme
>Stanton DH
We're fucked
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Stream where?
hosmer has been fine
mccutchen and stanton are shit but there's no one else to put in the OF. And Goldschmidt and Murphy have been crap so no one else to DH either.
also fuck that coors babby, he's going to ruin everything again
Please DM, beat and humiliate the US tonight so I can stop heairng about this meme tournament and none of my team's players get injured. Gracias
Fuck you
I hope the US wins and all of your players miss the season
Even the ones who aren't playing in this
FTSMT
Wow, I can't wait for USA to choke AGAIN!
FUCK
Dominicans are going to get raped tonight lads
>implying Duffy won't blow out his left arm tonight and give up 10 ER
W E W
E
W
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Are any other team besides Puerto Rico even trying?
>In sports, a choke is the failure of an athlete or an athletic team to win a game or tournament when the player or team had been strongly favored to win or had squandered a large lead in the late stages of the event.
SS José Reyes (New York Mets, MLB)
3B Manny Machado (Baltimore Orioles, MLB)
2B Robinson Canó (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
RF Nelson Cruz (Seattle Mariners, MLB)
1B Carlos Santana (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
CF Starling Marte (Pittsburgh Pirates, MLB)
DH Adrián Beltré (Texas Rangers, MLB)
LF Gregory Polanco (Pittsburgh Pirates, MLB)
C Welington Castillo (Baltimore Orioles, MLB)
SP Ervin Santana (Minnesota Twins, MLB)
>No Joey Bats
>Coors Babby
I don't think this semen slurping tournament is for me
wtf is a coors babby
Inb4 drob blows it
Nolan Arenado
Troy Tulowitzki
Larry Walker
Todd Helton
Should I continue?
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USA pls
Hosmer is one of the reasons we got this far.
>hosmeme over goldy again
Not going to lie, Dominican here. That lose to P.R has me worried about our team considering P.R is shit, in the bright side, we're playing against America, as for the bad, the UMP are meming it up *that bullshit call in third base for merica to tie*. But seriously, we can't let WBC favoritism mess with us tonight. Or at least we should perform so strongly that even UMP memes won't let us lose.
I know that if we make it to the semi final we taking this, D.R team is clutch as fuck in the big stage. Can't say the same for the others.
Hosmer has been clutch as fuck. Where the fuck have you people been?
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>The network notes that Nielsen Media Research has reported that Saturday's World Baseball Classic first round game between Team USA and Team Dominican Republic on MLB Network drew 977,000 viewers, marking MLB Network's most-watched non-Postseason game telecast, +11% over its previous record for a WBC game (883,000 for Team U.S.A. vs Team Dominican Republic in the second round of the 2013 WBC). Saturday's game, which peaked with 1.2 million viewers from 9:45-10:00 p.m. ET, led MLB Network to its second-best primetime audience ever, with an average of 977,000 viewers.
So how many viewers tonight when it's competing against real sports?
Fuck my phone
Sorry boreball people
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umps have been total shit the whole time in San Diego, every one of them at home plate and every base
and goldschmidt has looked awful
>divegrass
>tfw at Petco and deafened by these shitty Dominican instruments
Sorry my bad
>we
can light Santana up
When did they move the WBC to Australia?
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kek
no problem bro
don't lie senpai I know you're in australia
>Island where all of the good players come from
Where are all of the Haitian MLB stars?
>this 5 game sample size is enough to make a judgment between 2 players
>goldy has been worth 14 war over the past 2 seasons
>hosmer has been worth 5
Who blows the game for team USA tonight?
Haiti can't afford baseballs
Dont get down by 4 after the first inning and this might be easier.
How much meme magic will Team USA need to summon for a win today?
Suppressed by the racist history of the Dominican Republic. Did you see this hit piece?
espn.com
We can't really say that since so many MLB fans would rather see the US lose than any of these players get a minor injury
we will meme USA into the next round
>blaming stroman for arenado making 3 errors and busted posey missing 3 base stealers
what is it with you faggot americans and getting so anally devasted over the jays and canada? its preposterous at this point, were you molested by a mountie or something?
Just don't let Miller pitch
this one is for the 60's invasion, you imperialist yankees.
please g-d don't blow it like last night boys
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If the ump called ball 4 instead of strike 3 on Stanton the US would have tied it
>2017
>putting freedom in the fridge
ISHYGDDT
>arenado hitting cleanup
jesus
christ
we can't keep track of how many banana commies had to be knocked off
that's retarded, they're more likely to get injured in spring training since they play more games. Both are equally meaningless though if all you care about is their MLB performance. Players actually complain about spring training all the time, saying it's too long and shit. Meanwhile the fans choose to complain about the WBC instead.
>kinsler
fuck off desu
>Going with a lefty against all of these righties on DR
Good job Leyland
STREAM?
>1 pitch in
>popup
it's over bros
2021 or bust
Check your inbox ;)
>first pitch out
Manfred is having an orgasm right now.
stream?
nice flag
i'm cum
first two pitches to Jones were balls, fuck off ump
>There's always 4 years from now
>Maybe the best players will play in it then
Thanks.
>Communism
>D.R
Pick one
123 inc
>this ump
Why did the US put together such a shit roster?
>"""""Man"""""ny Memechado
Show Yelich mom
this please
Is that a single vuvuzela?
Because anyone good is worried they'll break a fingernail
Shut them down Duffy
>american plate approach
Pics?
>this flag
>this topic
ok i do my best
game's over lads go home
International ratings are probably huge
>american
>asshurt by foreigners
sad!
Nurse obviously
>Blaming DR
Why hasn't one player come straight out of haiti then?
i'm already am home...
>the entire country's hopes and dreams fall to danny duffy
>reyes
>2017
what were DR thinking?
Why not Archer or Roark?
Brandon Crawford almost fucked the US over yesterday. Good thing he paid the umps prior to his at-bat.
It begins.
the choking begins
FUCKING
NATIONAL LEAGUE
SHITTERS
>ARENADO
>CRAWFORD
FUCK OFF SHIT LEAGUE
>you
>America's hopes and dreams
>not the return of the McRib
I'm skeptical
wasn't it competing against the conference championship games then?
anyway, it'll probably have fewer viewers more because of the start time, most people will be going to bed soon.
>this """""""elite""""""" defensive infield
they had one fucking job