/cum/

/chums/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=i4uynMmcGAs
youtube.com/watch?v=Qp08AD-PE_w
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/863007411132649473
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Fuck D _ _ _ _ _

Love edition.

Be nice!

>tfw no one took the bait and asked me how/why i got evicted
it's like you guys don't even care
;____;

How are we all doing tonight?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=i4uynMmcGAs

this man is in the op
a finnish super hero

see the post above yours

pissed

...

if you got evicted you did something retarded end of story

wtf i love goat cheese now

that's not it at all tho
I graduated from college, and my sister wanted to rent my bedroom to her BF, and my office space for herself.
at least that's what my mom/landlord told me

dead general

I disagree with the immigration policies of this administration

>I enjoy dairy products

me too.
i think they're too lax

would disown my sister if she were such a terrible person

where did you get this video of me? delete it right now

Really need to fuck something rn

get your mom on the line

you don't belong here

I bought PlayStation All-Star Battle buds, let's all play :)

Lmao what the fuck is that?

you and me both

Can your dick reach your ass?

...

...

I have no idea what to get my mom for mothers day

gotta go

love you buds.

I have never gotten anything for either of my parents on either holiday.

a hug

try to get chainsawed

i already gave her her gift because i planned on being out of town for mday.
now i'm home b/c she evicted me from the house i rent.
i wish i could take it back

>tripfagging
why

It's not long enough

it's not too late to take it back

FUCK Drumpf and FUCK wynstraipipo

too hot in my room desu
only 17 outside too

don't question it

>mfw a leaf thought 22C was hot

ol 'tism

you forgot your face

If its in Ontario than 22 is hot as fuck because the humidity will be 70%

Yes, why?

Anyone else here have a mentally ill relative who keeps buying tractors they don't need

haitiANUS may very well be dead this minute

Hey buds I just bought another tractor

no but I have one who hoards RV catalogs to look at stuff he'll never buy

we will see if theres no gore/scat in a month

think my dad has add
he buys tons of junk cars and abandons fixing them up half way through

if i'm able to wear less than a sweater and not feel cold then it is too damn hot

Then go fuck yourself! LMAOOOOO I FUCKIN GOT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA!

i think you're insecure about your body

...

Want to FUCK a Pennsylvanian buds

WTF

arkansas was a mistake

Nah, he'll be back. Its that or someone else will take his role. Still a dick thing to be doing and then act completely innocent about.

why tho?
anyone can live PA

i used to like cold weather because it meant i could comfortably hide by spindly body.

Pennsylvania is great for hiking and the outdoors. Shame about all the rural poverty and opiate addiction though

same

youtube.com/watch?v=Qp08AD-PE_w

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/863007411132649473

IMPEACH HIM

think the ol onitis has her own place now

and here I am, doing nothing with my life

trump is jewish

TRANGOLD STROUMPF?!?!

Why did he ever think this was a good idea? Even Wikileaks who supported him and helped him during the election are turning on him.

i love the amount of proglodyte asshurt he generates.
shit statesmen tho
lobbyists and pundits should be shot

are you enjoying it

>Even Wikileaks who supported him and helped him during the election are turning on him.
what did he mean by this

I'm becoming an uncle, fellas

Brother just came in with the news

Amy Schumer is the female version of Louis CK

both are unfunny and pander to the lowest common denominator

...

if I see that goddamn cat one more time...

i'm allergic to cats

Ain't nothin' wrong with the cat

>if I see that goddamn cat one more time...

>not eating carrots and throwing the ends to jackrabbits in the backyard

>>if I see that goddamn cat one more time...

Sometimes I eat rabbits and throw the entrails into the yard

are you gonna be uncle neet?

but they don't pander to the ldc.
louis ck panders to cuck progs and schumer just blows turbo badly.

>80 posts in 40 minutes during primetime
/cum/ is fuckin dead forever

Sometimes I eat yards and throw the rabbits into the entrails

who buys a case like this for a childrens toy

I'm in Uni, so no

the same person who spent more on one of the spinners than on the case

Are these things some sort of ''new age bey blades''?

a manchild/child with more money than sense

we need that german to come back

imagine beyblades that cost hundreds of dollars and are used for letting everyone know you're a sperg rather than for playing a game

hmmm no

unironically end your life

No, but they're already replacing fidget cubes. Those spinners are more like the next snapwrists or mood rings, cant wait to see them eventually in dollar stores across the country.

Louis CK is actually a very skilled comic from a technical perspective: you're probably just biased against his material because of your politics. Schumer, on the other hand, is insufferable both politically and as an entertainer.

just fuck my general up

how does the image make you feel ?

I expect this from a Mexican. I can easily see you eating grass and throwing dead animals into gut piles that randomly litter the neighborhoods.