Alright Sup Forumstards, i have finally decided to share the story of Aaron the tard

Alright Sup Forumstards, i have finally decided to share the story of Aaron the tard.
>Be me
>Be freshman in High school
>New kid shows up
>Came from an inner city school nearby
>Lets call him Aaron
>Aaron is in my P.E. class.
>Day one
>Walk into locker room and stand by my friends from years past
>See Aaron huddle in corner
>Smegol.jpg
>Whale of a teacher walks in
>Aaron starts chuckling to himself
>Asks him whats so funny
> Tard screech initiate
>"I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HEALTH TEACHER NOT A SNORLAX!"
>wut.png
>Everyone stants in bewilderment not sure what to do
>Teacher is in his 40s so has no idea what that is
>Another kid explains what snorlax is
>Teacher escorts him out of the room
>mfw he gets an office referral and ISS on first day of fucking school.
I have like 8-10 more stories, cont?

Moar

Hit me OP. Hit me good

yes please father

Please stop
No one cares.
Shit made up story
Op is the retard

father cont

no, no please continue user.

Pease coninue

Post op. And next time notpad beforehand.

Is this supposed to be funny?

>Class is uneventful for a while
>Aaron doing stupid shit but nothing memorable
>"Free Friday" or some shit so we can decide what game we wanna play
>Aaron not out of locker room yet, refuses to change out until everyone is gone
>Decide on Cops and robbers
>basically glorified freeze tag where the "cops" are the freezers and the robbers pick a "boss" who is the unfreezer guy
>Start playing for a while
>Aaron comes out of locker room and into gym
>Someone explains the game to him
>tells Aaron that two people here are cops
>Aaron loses his shit
> "I cant go back to juvy1"
>Fucking bolts
>Sonic Fast
>Runs out the doors to the outside we use to get to baseball field and stuff
>don't see him for like 3 days

Continue, op

Checked dubs

Bump, also copy from notepad next time op

bUmp

OK don't start a greentext thread claiming to have a lot of stories to tell until you have written them all in notepad so you can copy and paste them so we don't have to wait for your slow ass to type everything. If you're not sure if people will want more and don't want to type it all because of that re ason, at least have 2 or 3 copied and ready to paste and start writing the others up while we read the few you gave us. Now we have to wait for you and the thread will probably die by the time you're done with the next story.

so impatient user. you are why we can't have nice things

>They finally let Aaron back in class
>We alternate Health class and P.E. days
>Health day
>Start unit on leading causes of death in the U.S.
>Partner Project
>fuckno.mp4
>Get paired up with Aaron because last names are close to eachother
>First group, so we get to pick first
>I wanted to do one of the easy ones like Car Crashes
>Aaron fucking blurts out Suicide!
>Stuck making a presentation about suicide with the tard kid
>I basically do everything so he doesnt fuck it up
>Presentation due next Monday
>All is good
>Over a week to complete presentation
>Procrastinate like the sloth i am
>Get sick as shit on Saturday
>Exploding from anus
>email Aaron telling him to finish it
>Show up on thursday of that week
>Whale-teach pulls me to side
>Asks about the presentation
>tell him i did it so i could maybe get out of some shit
>get sent to office
>principal turns around computer
>Aaron fucking filled it with mems about drinkning bleach
>mfw have three weeks of detention and an essay about why joking about suicide is bad

How am I why we can't have nice things? I'm giving him good advice to keep people interested. I am not the I patient one I am still here. So fuck you, retard.

P.S.
Captcha is fucking broken, i have all written i just have to fuck with like 30 before i can post

>upset you have to wait for OP
>he's giving you something for free
priorities user. sort yours out and maybe slow down a bit. it's better for your health

You are forgiven, if you're OP

Again, as I already said, if you could retain information (giving you benefit of doubt that you actually read it all), I am not impatient. Or as you said, upset I have to wait. I am watching more than just this thread. I am giving him good advice, to keep others interested. Because many won't wait for some not even really funny story. So quit projecting and thinking you're right when you're not. You are wrong this time and you're a stubborn nigger. Go fuck yourself retard

>getting sick of Aarons shit
>get paired with him for like every group project
>teacher refuses to let me switch partners to someone who doesnt look like they have smegma smeared all over their face
>P.E. day
>Speed Ball
>Like Vollyball except you can catch it
>Aaron manages to catch ball for once
>I reach out hands for a pass so i can spike it cuz I am tall and net was short for all the other kids
>Hisses like a fucking snake
>Im done with his shit so I walk towards him and am gonna confront him
>"HADOKEN"
>Throws ball at me
>I sidestep that bitch
>Comes back
>Ball hits him square in the nose
>Screeches with the force of a thousand sums
>Bloody nose
>He says I threw the ball at him
>Another fucking week of detention and I have to write a sorry letter to him and his family

>your a nigger
>says the guy impatient for free shit
>i'm not impatient
>"OK don't start a greentext thread claiming to have a lot of stories to tell until you have written them all in notepad so you can copy and paste them so we don't have to wait for your slow ass to type everything"
love you bb

OP here
Captcha is still being a bitch every time I copy something into the reply box
I have to copy everything from second monitor by hand or captcha wont work
ill probably remake the thread later but cant deal with retyping all this shit rn and keep everyone waiting

they've been good so far. I'll try to catch the new thread when you remake. Thanks for the keks