I'm in the psych ward because I'm suicidal. I'm bored as fuck what should I do?

I'm in the psych ward because I'm suicidal. I'm bored as fuck what should I do?

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kys

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This is going to suck... But the only thing you can do is to entertain yourself, do art, write, read, what the fuck ever... Just keep busy until you're out of there or you'll just end up killing yourself after you get out.

hang yourself faggot

this

i mean about the art reading writing drawing etc

You are not. You would not have your phone. You just live in a shit 1 bedroom apartment

kys

And no fucking locks in the ward

Or some poxy homeless centre or YMCA

thats what i was gonna say, i've been there, they take everything away.

who isnt. dont be a good boy embrace your crazy. have sex with someone if u can. it will get you better pills in the end

Play the part to its fullest.
Draw in the walls with your own dookie.
Smile and giggle maniacally the whole time.

>I'm bored as fuck what should I do?

Order ten pizzas and/or kill yourself.

You sound like someone who hasn't been admitted before. I've been moved to a more open facility now, but they used to be very stringent in terms of caples and such. Still not allowed to leave without an escort though... And not the fun kind

Lock doesn't work. Not sure why it's there tbh

are they monitoring you?
how are you still allowed to have your phone?

you should go into the ward and chat with other ppl. some could be quite entertaining to talk to (esp those with delusions of grandeur). keep your distance from unstable or violent patients though and sit so you never have your back to anyone.

Obviously I would draw with my own feces, otherwise I wouldn't truly be crazy, right?

I was downgraded today so they only come in once every ~3 hours. I used to be monitored 24/7, even when I was sleeping.

Phone was never an issue, thankfully. Not sure why everyone seems to think it would be.

Honestly can't get myself to socialize with people. I just spend all day in bed. Depression sucks

Which country?

Why not both? Tips on how to kill myself including pizzas? Doesn't have to be with them, obviously. I'm thinking something including autoerotic asphyxiation for extra flare for whoever discovers me.

Denmark

kek

kys

well for starters you could ask them why they're here.

or you could rally them to start and uprising and a breakout.

also, phone prevents you from socializing, but you already knew that.
on the other hand, you could go around taking selfies with the other patients and post them online with hashtag #mentalhospital. be sure to do the peace sign

Jævla oslo soss. Kom deg ut til det skikkelige Norge en gang.

How?

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I've been to the mental ward 3 times, 2 different facilities and both of them had locks on the doors but they only locked it when they wanted to keep me out of my room

kill yourself

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How? Might do it if it's creative

Ask for a dark chocolate hazelnut ritter sport bar.
You won't want to kill yourself after eating one of those, they're a godsend.

Does your 1st name start with an E?
Also, are you a femanon? Although there aren't any grills on the web

Assrape one of the orderlies.

Nah man, ritter sport with crackers is where it's at.

Seriously. Had some retard smash their smart phone and try to cut themselves with the glass. GUESS WHAT NOW NOBODY GETS A PHONE ON THE WARD.

However another idiot manged to hang themselves with a sheet. Did it right, no cries for help there with faggy little slices. Sorta admired the guy. People still had sheets after that.

Nah to both. Could pass if I tucked my dick behind my legs. Not really though, too fat and hairy :(

Not with a cellphone you aren't. Sage in all fields.

Thought about doing that with my curtains. I could steal another one and braid a rope with them. Probably too short to make a proper noose, though, would have to improvise something

shit son you even seem to have normal clothes. Denmark psych wards are like "pls no kill self"

Wards in the US are like "you don't even get a plastic knife to eat"

What would you like for proof

Had no idea wards in the US were that strict. Can't see how that would help anyone with depression

Being in a psych ward effectively makes it impossible for society to respect you. Have fun being the laughingstock of any social circle you might have belonged to, having your resumes torn up, being denied loans and being outright beaten up if you so much as leave your house after dark. And if you wind up incarcerated, and you will, you will be hated even more than child-molesters.

the reason why it's easier to socialize in a mental hospital is people also have problems and are less likely to look down upon you
you're basically with equals (at least problems- and concerns-wise)

I see how you'd feel that way. Not much of a people person though. My orderly keeps telling me to leave my room, or at least my bed. I just want to lie here though

They don't really IMO. Mental health system is pretty much worthless in the US. If you aren't full blown psychotic you probably would do better if you never were in a ward, ever.

can confirm

staff also has this wary attitude towards patients, like they're about to be assaulted and beaten to a pulp at any moment.
but then at the hospital I was in, about 3/4 of admissions were from the local jails. the rest were ER or psychiatric orders. eventually about 1/2 of the jail ppl go back, about 1/3 go to rehab, and the rest stays for further treatment.

kind of tells you how well the US handles mental health. people have to get to the point where they commit crimes and get incarcerated before they get treatment.

oh and a sizeable percentage of the ppl in there were originally homeless too.

This.

Congratulations, OP, you have outed yourself as a pariah who dwells even lower on the ladder than paedophiles. Suicide is too merciful a fate for you. Only science can bring justice by inventing new and unimaginable methods of torture.

I worked in an ER and was assaulted by many mentally ill. They made my life so miserable I hated them so much. Also some were not psychotic they were just pricks and I wish that instead of giving them atavan and geodon i could have just shot them up with a lethal dose of hydromorph and let them die while feeling super nice.

I'm not crazy though, just depressed. I like to tell myself there's a difference, at least.

Well good luck man. If you come out the other side some day you'll look back and now and realize you had your thinking all wrong.

I've sat holding my shotgun in my hands for a while trying to build up the nerve to just do it. I never did because I didn't want to make my mom go through that.

I'm super happily married now and life is pretty much great. Don't off yourself it could get better.

Bonus proof. This fancy table/nightstand thingy. I guess you could have one these at home, but then you should probably join me in here

It only gets worse from there, trust me man. Already ordered a gun, finally gonna be happy in a week.

Yeah, same reason why I'm in here. Don't want to make my family and friends miserable just because I am

>I'm bored as fuck what should I do
Reflect on how you have allowed such a thing to come to pass. Everyone (in spite of what you are told) wants you dead. Life is about getting revenge by living well and someone (you) are fucking it all up. Go do something, bike across america (or hitchhike or hop a train) bethe type of person you think you want tot hang out with. Christ life is a competition for scarce resources what the fuck...stop being a puss. Go in the army go either 101st or 82nd. Then pull off a DB Cooper\. Man if you think nothing matters at all, that can be liberating...

Tits or gtfo

Kill yourself? Lol

Escape

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