You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN.

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I'm not fat

i drive manual transmission car

alreet

I have fucked up teeth

>I weigh under 200lbs.
>I wouldn't dare claim my country was the best if I'd never travelled outside of it.
>I've travelled outside of my country.
9...10

i dont belive everything i hear from the tv

I don't take it up the ass from 10 muslim cocks daily.

I eat well

NRA stands for Nonsensical Rifle Addiction

Live in the EU

We don't need guns
Guns are bad
Imagine in 2017 giving every person a gun
Half of the people would kill themselfs

Verpiss dich schwuchtel

I gave up most of my rights and freedom so we could have tons of refugees

9\11 was nothing to compare to what happens everyday in the middle east or in ukrain

i own a gun
>not for shooting people
>for shooting deer n other wildlifes
what do i win?

I'm not morbidly obese

ERIKA !!!

My country didn't win ww2

Are you actually fucking retarded?

I have easy acces to good beer.

Nobody cares what my president does because our country is insignificant

I live in Africa.

I'm educated.

i'm culturally uncucked

We have terrorist attacks every day

I use metricsmasterrace

If i get sick i have money to go hospital.

i can go to the hospital and not come out homeless

MINE DIDNT EVEN GO TO WWII

I welcome rapefugees

Cunt!

I won't end up in debt if I get sick

Hillary won the popular vote, REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#KneelForAnthems

>i paint skulls on my face because the jews have infected my mind with bullshit halloween morbidity and a lack of respect for life but i think it's cool becuase i'm a good, impressionable goy

poland?

wait i am american

I speak more than one language

EU fags don't care who won

I can cook some low fat meal

i mean didnt even play any kind of role

I speak American, Australian, Irish and British

Sorry.

So...erledigt.

RяЯr 3з and other slav shit ИЙNnп

> I'm not obese
> I have a nutrition plan
> I go to the gym
> I don't think shouting the name of my country is a suitable answer to everything
> I don't hate people based on their religion
> I have never had sex with any of my family members (blood related or otherwise)
> I shower more than once a year
Checkmate

Could be fun.

haha we all have our turtle necks : )

you are a retard

-i speak 4 languages
-i don't need a gun for self protection
-i am educated
-i have long history and culture
-i am not fat

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My country is the only one who really won WWII and stopped nazis around the globe

I buy bagged milk and put a "u" in words like
Colour
Armour

Hail Grasa man

br? br? br?
free itans plz

I eat nice food, I speak something else than english, I can't buy a gun

A пococaть нe зaвepнyть? Кaпчa дoльшe гpyзитcя.

>bagged milk

wut? thats a thing?

Where are you from?

If you aren't from either Russia or the UK kill yourself

About 70kg

Today is the 09/10/2017

So English and Gaelic?

Not fat

>▶
Tвoя мaмaшa жиpнaя щaлaвa

My uncut cock

Viva Catalonia independet

gusch bua

Also not fat

Hola ctm

I eat healthy

>My country is the only one who really won WWII and stopped nazis around the globe
>implying there wasn't an entire war being waged in the Pacific

you have 10 SECONDS to prove YOU DON'T have a spoopy skeletal inside you

Ok OP. I live in constant fear in public. I get panic when firework goes off and i always plan my escape route. And i constantly watch my back on the streets because might some islamic terrorist shove up his truck upon my ass. Je kanker islam nig goed ik hebben angst

My country's military didn't lose to rice farmers with AKs and tunnels.
>means I'm not French either

Aye, canny. You?

I speak more than 1 language and don't assume that everyone I meet outside my country has to speak my language

How many cups do you hace?

Aqui se fala galego, me cago na cona que vos botou. Fillos de puta.

I know other countries exist/I dont discriminate people from other countries

My weight is not over 250 kilos

Im not violent, dont carry a gun/knife with me

I dont consume and consume and spend money on unnecesary shit

I eat real, fresh vegetables/fruits

I don't have a Wal-Mart next to a church, next to a tattoo parlour, adjacent to a Maccas.

i voted for a Justin Trudeau

During WW2 in my city died more people than allies died in the Pacific battles

Hiroshima?

including the atomic bombs and firebombings of Japan?

jesus christ amerifats seriously do something about this, wtf is wrong with you lardwagons omfg

2+4*3 is equal to 14 and not to "mooslins r all up in dat yurop"

Have you ever heard about this ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Leningrad

>not
>MORBIDLY
>obese


fucking fat shit scotts

The flyover states are worthless, and we love our food. Every italian-american family has at least one obese dad or uncle that loves his food.

Yes I'm from NJ

how many allies died during the firebombings of Japan and the atomic bomb drops?

>

I am obsessed with the US and I pontificate about it whenever I am on line.

Catching up there, Nigel? Cor BLIMEY!

Private school life

you must be from the US then

Lmao i love all the huge obese mostly republican states. Go figure.

Not a single yank died.

so you're from Wisconsin?

Checkmated your checkmate

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Leningrad

yeah that was pretty fucking awful

>Italian
>American

Pick one, you sorry excuse for a demographic group.

>Turkey
Well, I guess that's what happens when your country is NAMED after a food item.