Tinder post, have over 500 matches

Tinder post, have over 500 matches
You know the drill
Dubs I post what you say

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its a catfish account, just about anything will get a response.
I'm tired of sending thirsty girls places around town

Open bob please?

Bitch lasagna

Just got another

Reroll

Why not

Hello my lady! How's your day going? I am very interested in your profile, and would like to be your longtime stalker! Won't that be fun?

Hi

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I'd like to share my ultimate method to get permanently rid of stress, negativity and general bad mood with this little trick
I basically have been doing it for almost 20 years and it works everytime on top of making my life better

This is my go to song for when i go poopie tiem and basically it relaxes your bowels since it's feel good music and makes defecating easier which in turns gives you a better life quality thus makes you acutely aware
youtu.be/G2z1rTpWM-I

NICE YOU FOUND MY HAT!! can you meet for coffee and return it?

You must say:
Hello, it's good that we matched! However I'm legally obligated to tell you I am a registered sex offender, please send me pic of boobs

Dubs get

Dubs gett

nigger

Sit on my face , I'll give you the ole'lickeroo

Hey (insert name) I know you! I Fucked your mother once

reroll

Replies?

black people

Where is this OP

Using this

Well this is retarded

Bitch, lasagna.

OP show your profile pics

You must say this OP:
I like to cum in children, do you have children?

Done

Agreed, profile let's see it

Another just messaged me
This ones cute, don't fuck it up

dtf?

OP this, new person

dtf?

Why dont people realize these threads are always fake

It's easy, find a lesser known Instagram model -> profit

lol OP do this

OP you must say:
If you don't reply to my message I will kill myself and the guilt will be on you.

It's not fake? It's not hard to catfish. It's not like they all jump to give me nudes

Hippety hoppity women are property

OP why are you neglecting all the dubs?

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You know she actually seems keen, if she wasn't she wouldn't reply.

This is the kind of shit that pissed me off. The only way to get these high standard bitches with daddy problems is by using a fake account with some dude who is ripped, and most likely gay. Like wtf.


anyways. Ask their opinion of the holocaust and accuse them of agreeing that it didn't happen

How about i ride your amusement park instead?

Give me the login details OP, I will 100% get a nude off someone.

Why hasn't the children comment not been said?

CMon OP

Send her this

youtu.be/dwRt74nzRmY

Done

*Re-roll1*

youtu.be/dwRt74nzRmY

*Re-roll2*

youtu.be/dwRt74nzRmY

I think i left a blowjob at your house, is it okay if i comeby and get it?

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Fuck I wish I saw this

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lol reply to Ashley

"Do you like to be touched"

Nigga call me Frodo coz imma destroy ur ring lmaooooo [sunglasses emoji]

so smooth

*Last re-roll*

youtu.be/dwRt74nzRmY

Total waste of dubs

Need replies for new convos b

Ask if she sucks on thumbs

New person

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OP matching 500 miles away? Using tinder plus. chicken shit to play in his own area.

def not his profile pics either.

Ask her the shit with Frodo from above user

Let me sniff your sweaty shitpiece

One day when I came home my dad was fucking my dog so I bent him over and fucked my dad

Send this:
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? ... Snowballs

He said earlier that he uses lesser known insta model

Reroll

Try this

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? ... Ketchup

Either of these

Im gonna come to your house and fucking kill you, you stupid bitch

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ... Smells like carrots

Do you know what midgets and dwarfes have in common? Neither do exist

Roll

Retry

Again

LOST

Rr

roll

Post your catfish pics

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

For a low price of $20 you can suck me off

Gonna chain this till dubs

rollig

....again...

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Didn't have to wait so long

This

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

1200+ instagram photos...this bitch..

Show me a new place you've explored.
Anus or vagina will be grand, thanks.

OP

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