>big day today >not sure what's happening but the manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids
>It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe
>the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"
Logan Evans
>Spend entire day serving these manlets and overgrown children their meme sauce. >Have to listen to countless fatties tell me "God doesn't exist" and "I'm not smart enough to get the jokes about some pickle". >manager calls me to his office >something is wrong. >"user... We're out of zeschuan sauce" >"oh okay." >about to go back to my till, but manager puts his hand on my shoulder. >"user. Wubalubadub-dub" >I return to my till confused as fuck. >next customer comes to the till, it's a couple...
Dominic Butler
Dubs and I continue.
Ian Perry
Bump
Bentley Allen
Bump
Brody Hernandez
Listen here kiddo, that “kids cartoon” you just
mentioned is called Rick and Morty. And no it is
not for kids; they can’t understand the subtle and
intellectual humor that is so cleverly written into
this great show. It takes someone of an IQ of
100– like myself— to truely understand and enjoy
what Rick and Morty is all about. All of you
McDonalds worker plebeians better have enough
sauce to go around next time. It was a huge
disapointment to not get any. Such poor planning
is evidence of the intelegence you lack and is why
you are stuck working such a shit job. Go buy
and watch seasons 1-3 of Rick and Morty on
bluray dvd, maybe then you’ll br smart enough not
to screw up.
Aaron Davis
I'm interested...
Eli Sanchez
Rollin
Gavin Diaz
Keep it going.
Robert Hernandez
>((("I'm not smart enough")))
Liam Sullivan
Just post it faggot
Elijah Carter
I ain't posting the rest until dubs are sacrificed.
Parker Sanchez
Can this thread die. Clearly some OP nobody fool that wanted to get some sauce and got fucked out of it.
Henry Jones
>rick and morty fan detected
Bentley Reed
Pls op can I hear more?
Jackson Miller
...
Asher Thomas
fine, take these dubbies
Elijah Reyes
Check em
Thomas Parker
checkem
Christopher Richardson
ayy checkem
Dylan Hill
Yamerooo
Isaiah Rivera
>people not getting the irony of what they are doing
isn't that wub lub shit supposed to mean I'm so fucking unhappy I want to kill myself?
Austin Sullivan
Ok ill sacrifice these
Nathan Parker
Check
Jaxson Wright
here you go
Wyatt Wright
If this doesnt work I'll try animal sacrifice
Andrew Baker
get
Carter Green
dubs for the dub god
Jaxon Parker
dubs get
Nathan Mitchell
let me show yall how to get dubs. look? thats not so hard is it?
Landon Perry
stop being a nigger and post the rest of the story.
Alexander Harris
Apparently it is.
William Wright
i give you dubs
Dylan Butler
now
William Rodriguez
jesus how many times do you guys have to roll? it's easy. watch and learn newfags.
Jayden Green
stop being a complete faggot and post the rest OP
Hudson Jones
why do u have to wait to post now? like you cant post before the timer reaches zero? wtf?
Jordan Sanchez
You guys succ
Josiah Turner
Just gotta finess on these dubs
Brody Hughes
Get faggots
Oliver Anderson
WHAT
Juan Thomas
Easy as shit, fucking casuals.
Blake Baker
Check em
Zachary Brooks
Check em
Dominic Gonzalez
kek
Josiah Campbell
Get
Jason Foster
Dubs Noobs
Wyatt Flores
These dubs shall exist.
Easton Clark
WUBALUBA DUBS
Joseph Bell
ez
Christian Cook
Please consider these repeating digits
Luke Scott
WINRAR
Zachary Wright
Winrar
Colton Diaz
Check em
Ayden Reed
...
Michael Collins
Winrar
Cameron Sanchez
checked. now DELIVER OP
Jackson Fisher
WINrar
Jordan Cox
Can't roll dubs if I kill all the dubs
Andrew Long
come on OP lets do this
Jaxson Hill
I am become trips
Zachary Long
Chk'd
Nicholas Robinson
I'm so sorry OP.
Charles Hall
...
John Myers
WHY CANT YOU USELESS MANCHILDREN DO ANYTHING FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND GO OUT AND GET ME SOME GOD DAMN DUBS LIKE CHAD? FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU MISERABLE DUB-LESS FAGGOTS
Cooper Ramirez
tri[ps gt/e
Brody Long
They probably are.
Jordan Richardson
>seeming to be their romantic get away, they wear full merch of the cartoon and gaze into each other's eyes giggling. >"you ask him" >"no you ask him" >I know what they're after >"sorry guys, we're out of the zeschuan sauce..." >entire McDonalds turns silent. >"what did you say?!" >"we're out. But there's a supermarket down the store that has an Asian section, so you can-" >before I can finish my sentence, the she-yeti slams her hoof onto the counter. >her face covered with sweat and rage >"I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!"
>walk to manager's office >knock door. >No answer >I open it to see a pair of legs dangling from the ceiling. >holyfuckingshit.png >I freak out, not knowing what to do so I run back outside. >it's already too late...
Lucas Bell
ayyy
Jonathan Anderson
OP probably left us to go watch more Rick and Morty
Wyatt Thompson
see? easy as cake.what did I tell you?
Juan Robinson
Agree, I feel your pain and I'm not even in retail. I saw these herds of blubber swarming a local mcdonalds as I drove by the other day.
Fuck these retarded cartoon watching spastics, holy shit.
Julian Ward
continue dammit
Angel Richardson
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
Evan Reed
>the she-yeti has managed to climb on top of the counter and all the plus sized customers gather round. >"DEY SCHAY DERZ NO MOOR ZESHWAN ZAUCE! ZO WEE WILL MAKE ZURE DERS NO MOOR MACDOONAHLDS!!" >All the fatties raise their firsts in unison >they all screech "WUBALUBADUB-DUB!!" >A full scale stampede charges the counter and I dive out the way >My co-workers are thrown into the fryers and locked in the walk in freezer >I lock myself in the managers office, his body still hanging. >They are outside... >I'm next. >I can hear them calling for me. >I have the last packet of the sauce in my pocket.
Easton Long
go on...
Grayson Powell
look heres your fucking dubs op. Get on with it
Asher Anderson
I like rick and morty but I'm not retarded to wait hours for a stupid sauce
Brayden Peterson
Inb4 walk the dinosaur
William Peterson
gay wtf this board is supposed to be ARTISTIC WORKS OF FICTION. not fucking retarded unbelievable sperg outs. we all know rick and morty fucking meme sauce fedora tippers were on the rampage but ffs OP. your mcdicks manager an heroed in the office? LAME
Matthew Collins
I like rick and morty, but I'm not retarded enough to even care about the sauce. It probably doesn't even taste good, if it did they would still sell it.