Be me

>be me
>work at McDonalds
>overworked
>underpaid

>big day today
>not sure what's happening but the manager says we have a new sauce.
>No big deal, we do specials all the time
>manager looks worried
>imchillman.jpeg
>look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids

>It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am
>there is a queue outside
>MFW it's not children
>A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically.
>all wearing clothing of the cartoon.
>ohfuck.exe

>the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer.
>he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin.
>"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!"
>the ogre looks back to the crowd
>"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"
>The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond
>"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"

>Spend entire day serving these manlets and overgrown children their meme sauce.
>Have to listen to countless fatties tell me "God doesn't exist" and "I'm not smart enough to get the jokes about some pickle".
>manager calls me to his office
>something is wrong.
>"user... We're out of zeschuan sauce"
>"oh okay."
>about to go back to my till, but manager puts his hand on my shoulder.
>"user. Wubalubadub-dub"
>I return to my till confused as fuck.
>next customer comes to the till, it's a couple...

Dubs and I continue.

Bump

Bump

Listen here kiddo, that “kids cartoon” you just

mentioned is called Rick and Morty. And no it is

not for kids; they can’t understand the subtle and

intellectual humor that is so cleverly written into

this great show. It takes someone of an IQ of

100– like myself— to truely understand and enjoy

what Rick and Morty is all about. All of you

McDonalds worker plebeians better have enough

sauce to go around next time. It was a huge

disapointment to not get any. Such poor planning

is evidence of the intelegence you lack and is why

you are stuck working such a shit job. Go buy

and watch seasons 1-3 of Rick and Morty on

bluray dvd, maybe then you’ll br smart enough not

to screw up.

I'm interested...

Rollin

Keep it going.

>((("I'm not smart enough")))

Just post it faggot

I ain't posting the rest until dubs are sacrificed.

Can this thread die. Clearly some OP nobody fool that wanted to get some sauce and got fucked out of it.

>rick and morty fan detected

Pls op can I hear more?

...

fine, take these dubbies

Check em

checkem

ayy checkem

Yamerooo

>people not getting the irony of what they are doing

isn't that wub lub shit supposed to mean I'm so fucking unhappy I want to kill myself?

Ok ill sacrifice these

Check

here you go

If this doesnt work I'll try animal sacrifice

get

dubs for the dub god

dubs get

let me show yall how to get dubs. look? thats not so hard is it?

stop being a nigger and post the rest of the story.

Apparently it is.

i give you dubs

now

jesus how many times do you guys have to roll? it's easy. watch and learn newfags.

stop being a complete faggot and post the rest OP

why do u have to wait to post now? like you cant post before the timer reaches zero? wtf?

You guys succ

Just gotta finess on these dubs

Get faggots

WHAT

Easy as shit, fucking casuals.

Check em

Check em

kek

Get

Dubs
Noobs

These dubs shall exist.

WUBALUBA DUBS

ez

Please consider these repeating digits

WINRAR

Winrar

Check em

...

Winrar

checked. now DELIVER OP

WINrar

Can't roll dubs if I kill all the dubs

come on OP lets do this

I am become trips

Chk'd

I'm so sorry OP.

...

WHY CANT YOU USELESS MANCHILDREN DO ANYTHING FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND GO OUT AND GET ME SOME GOD DAMN DUBS LIKE CHAD? FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU MISERABLE DUB-LESS FAGGOTS

tri[ps gt/e

They probably are.

>seeming to be their romantic get away, they wear full merch of the cartoon and gaze into each other's eyes giggling.
>"you ask him"
>"no you ask him"
>I know what they're after
>"sorry guys, we're out of the zeschuan sauce..."
>entire McDonalds turns silent.
>"what did you say?!"
>"we're out. But there's a supermarket down the store that has an Asian section, so you can-"
>before I can finish my sentence, the she-yeti slams her hoof onto the counter.
>her face covered with sweat and rage
>"I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!"

>walk to manager's office
>knock door.
>No answer
>I open it to see a pair of legs dangling from the ceiling.
>holyfuckingshit.png
>I freak out, not knowing what to do so I run back outside.
>it's already too late...

ayyy

OP probably left us to go watch more Rick and Morty

see? easy as cake.what did I tell you?

Agree, I feel your pain and I'm not even in retail. I saw these herds of blubber swarming a local mcdonalds as I drove by the other day.

Fuck these retarded cartoon watching spastics, holy shit.

continue dammit

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>the she-yeti has managed to climb on top of the counter and all the plus sized customers gather round.
>"DEY SCHAY DERZ NO MOOR ZESHWAN ZAUCE! ZO WEE WILL MAKE ZURE DERS NO MOOR MACDOONAHLDS!!"
>All the fatties raise their firsts in unison
>they all screech "WUBALUBADUB-DUB!!"
>A full scale stampede charges the counter and I dive out the way
>My co-workers are thrown into the fryers and locked in the walk in freezer
>I lock myself in the managers office, his body still hanging.
>They are outside...
>I'm next.
>I can hear them calling for me.
>I have the last packet of the sauce in my pocket.

go on...

look heres your fucking dubs op. Get on with it

I like rick and morty but I'm not retarded to wait hours for a stupid sauce

Inb4 walk the dinosaur

gay wtf this board is supposed to be ARTISTIC WORKS OF FICTION. not fucking retarded unbelievable sperg outs. we all know rick and morty fucking meme sauce fedora tippers were on the rampage but ffs OP. your mcdicks manager an heroed in the office? LAME

I like rick and morty, but I'm not retarded enough to even care about the sauce.
It probably doesn't even taste good, if it did they would still sell it.

go fuck yourself faggot

Roll

Get

why are there mcdonalds shills on this board

and im out, faggot