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>not even 300 posts in the previous thread
Go fuck yourself.

first for deathened power metal

third for doom/thrash

Check it now faggot

dude forced memes that last 3 threads lmao

>Yeah I like doom/thrash metal
>Dream Death, Goatlord, Warhammer, the list goes on and on...

what pokemon is black/power? it must be the best there is

previous fit of autism:

>forced memes
Yeah, ok kid

Thanks senpai

>9 posts
>6 posters
>3 of them are Lamb Of God image posts which were obviously grabbed off Google Images recently
Hmmmmm

>poster count doesn't go up after this is posted
Really activates the almonds.

THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING INVITATION

Power or die
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lamb of god literally industrial metal without quirky noises

guess the riff
BWAAAAN
BWAAAAAAAAAN
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

THIS IS THE ART OF RUIN

BWAAAN
BWAAAAAN
BWAAAAAAAAAAANAANAA

BWAAAN
BWAAAAAAN
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAN
BWAAAAN BWAAAAN

Seasons in the Abyss intro

YOU WILL DESTROY YOU

Remember that if your favourites bands are not Rainbow, Manowar and Stryper you're a nu-male
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>atmo v riff spamming stops
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>glamposting starts
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JUST

Remember the only good djent album?

>Blytheposting starts
fuck off newfag, he was an ancient meme and the first ft. man before Bjorn became a thing

Neoclassical kills the nu-male
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>Half Life 2: Episode 3 confirmed dead
>Rich Piana confirmed dead
wow today is pretty shitty

New drudkh is disappointing.

*eats you*
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Neoclassical metal is for wimps who are too weak for actual classical music

fuck off nu-male

>Half Life 2: Episode 3
shit, at this point the fan community should just fund and release their own episode 3, fuck these corporate valve fucks for forgetting why they got there in the first place

This is offtopic, but still. Is it me or bodybuilders often die really early? I mean look at WWE— Roddy Piper, Randy Savage, a lot of others too

t. brainlet

haha dude steam sale=rip wallet amirite

So can we actually talk about some metal now or would you all rather go back and forth between spamming images of glamvestites and Randy Blythe?

>neoclassical glam
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Neoclassical metal is for alphas who are too Chad to not have riffs with an orchestra

I really like thrash metal but am only really familiar with stuff from the 80's. Can you guys suggest me some newer thrash metal bands worth listening to

I like any album that doesn't have a red logo/black and white picture

>So can we actually talk about some metal now
what a weird idea
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not a classic or anything but I like it

>"I'm a nu-male"
yeah I think we got that dude

only 80s thrash is good

I've been listening to nothing but Black Sabbath for the last week

Jokes aside, I used to like neoclassical/shred until I heard Death

Sabbath are all you need, really.

ye
false

then you got aids?

what a fag

It's out

Can I get some cuck metal recommendations?

no

...

>no europower
well, at least you have some good ol' uspm there

see

t. the nu-maliest nu-male to ever exist

I just realized that Death were miles better than all those neoclassical and proge acts who always did the same old tired wank. Death showed me that DM wasn't just diarrhea with growls as I was used to think.

Power is the best metal genre.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.
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Aye, and fondly.

THEEEEEESE MO-OMEEEENTS
ARE KEEPING YOUR MIND AWAAAAAKE

t. nu-malus rex
>Death were miles better than all those neoclassical and proge acts
t. nu-male of nu-males

death is power metal with harsh vocals

I'M BEGINNING TO STRAY THE SKIEEEES
EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

THERE'S A BRICK GIVING UP ON SYMMETRY

t. metal tourist nu-male cucklord LARPing atmoshitter blackie powerfag neckbeard-tier fedoralord G.L.A.M.(gays loving anal masturbation) worshipper yacht rock fan

now give me some metal that crusaders would listen to while slaying saracens

Well maybe that's one way to put it. Doesn't change the fact it worked great as a gateway drug to "true" DM for me.
At the end of the day, of course Chuck didn't turn it to 11 and went deliberately in less aggressive direction. But he just did their own thing and assembled a team of top-notch musicians.

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>only good djent album
Incorrect.

Was Kai Hansen responsible for death metal?

Power>Glam=Trad=Speed>Thrash>Black>Death>Doom

do death metal bands without shitty vocals exists?

>Force Of Darkness
Blackened thrash metal but with more black metal than is common in the genre. Violent, riffy, and unyielding. Despite all this the band is actually quite accomplished as riff writers, the music isn't as primitive as you'd expect.
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>Ketzer
Amazing debut, powerful riffs and solos all throughout. Reminds me of an intense mixture of Bonded By Blood and Pleasure To Kill with blackened shouts on top.
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>Hypnosia
Violent thrash that doesn't crossover into death metal territory akin to Morbid Saint and Demolition Hammer. Best described as a sludgehammer of brutality to the face.
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Antichrist
Thrash that borders on speed metal much like Whiplash and Razor. Expect riffs but not much more (not a bad thing by any means)
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>Diavolos
It's like listening to death metal pre-1989 except it's from 2015, the vocals were mixed in poorly and the effect used on them to get that echoey sound I find annoying but besides that this is great stuff if you want to find modern death metal that calls back to a time when the genre was half of a siamese twin with thrash.
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good question, i fucking hate diarrhea vocals

>new Akercocke, Brendon Small, Leprous and The Haunted albums on the same day
is today a nu-male holiday or something?

but mine are
Electric Wizard, Pilgrim and Sunn O)))

genres from most nu_male to least
>power metal
>death metal
>heavy metal
>thrash metal
>folk metal
>black metal
>doom metal
>industrial metal
>prog metal
>symphonic metal
>glam metal
>atmospheric black metal
>blackgaze metal

Akercocke are ourguys

how is it? Amazon not even posted mine ffs.

Sure glad they're back on the scene though

good taste. Pilgrim are great.

Cool ill give it a listen
This is what im afraid of

This

The chad cover

>>atmospheric black metal
>i also like alcest
>wow this neutral depression album sounds heavy
>ellende? never heard of
>eldamar? is that even metal

every time

only good posts in this whole thread

yes they are

any album cover that isn't
>a drawing of a dragon/warrior
>any type of gore or sex
>a photo of the bandmember's oiled up naked bodies holding wooden swords
is numale cuck garbage

no sci-fi = ooga booga negro music

>chads
>listening to LARP-tier garbage
t. virgin

how bout this?

TRVEst

show death/doom some love

the virgin HammerFall cover
>generic black knight holding an electric hammer in a stick-up-the-ass pose
>probably wearing rubber gloves to conduct electricity, will get his hands chopped off or smashed like a retard
>has sun and moon on breastplate, but isn't a Morrowind reference, just Swedish open border cuck shit supporting Islam
>red sky isn't even an atomic bomb going off, just natural weather patterns kicking up dust and dirt with lots of iron
>vagina knotholes in tree remind virgins of what they desire the most
>2spooky4u haunted house reflecting childish obsessions with harmless fun and games

the chad Keydragon cover
>a fucking red D&D dragon fucking up stupid villager shit
>his dragon bros in the background attacking an isolated castle on a hill
>seriously who the fuck builds a castle in such a shitty place (enjoy getting sieged and trapped in dumbfucks)
>yet another dragon in the harbor fucking up dumbass human ships trying to look like dragons
>FUCKING BLOOD FLOWING OVER THE WATERFALL JESUS FUCK
>gravestone cross markers symbolizing dead as fuck humans

I've realised that all shitposting is going on because nothing valuable is happening in metal so there's nothing to discuss

more because the thread is populated with retards that are a strong argument for eugenics

Nothing is going on in music as a whole

don't mind us, just working on the AOTY to blow the nu~males back to the stone age.

What kind of metal is Dracir?

Gayneryus
Gaywalrus
Gays "R" Us

shill metal

shillcore