What are some logical reasons for me not to kill myself?

What are some logical reasons for me not to kill myself?

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None. Just do it already.

Because you will regret it. They always do.

find some ambitions and achieve them. by then you should have enough money to buy pot then u set

Destroy the ones that made you want to kill yourself then when you are done you can kill yourself if that is what you want then

bcuz u dont have to live anymore

there are still joos you need to kill before you can rest good sir.

You only get one life. If you couldn't make the best of it try and figure out what's wrong. Try to find purpose. Once you kill yourself, it's all over. You could've started a business, bought stock, got a vasectomy and fucked a ton of women in your hot fit body but you chose to end your life instead. If you choose to throw life away, maybe you didn't deserve it in the first place.

Every day holds unlimited potential, so theoretically you could stumble upon the secret to happiness and the meaning of existence and live the rest of your life a happy content man.

Or get laid. Whichever appeals to you more.

well it's better than nothing which is what you'd have if you killed yourself.
So it's potentially a lot of things vs nothing.

to see the type of porn moot makes after he becomes a female

>Every day holds unlimited potential

>literally only ~24 hours in a day

that's wrong you fuckin cumlord

Are you retarded?

Someone will have to find you

There are none. The very fact you have to ask that on Sup Forums is proof. Cut to the chase and KYS

the primary objective of life is to try and not die

is that shopped?

lack of control over your life by being dead.

fuck that, be in control.

There's to many people in this world so you should kill your self

it's to procreate and perpetuate it's own existence anything that doesn't is essentially unlife. But you're more than just a physical body you're the seat of a complex and sophisticated psyche that has needs of it's own. The trick is to satisfy both of them.

He's right though. There only exists approximately 23 hours and 56 minutes of potential action in each average day on Earth. He could be retarded, but he's right.

You will never be able to witness a day that holds unlimited potential, because you are limited, the day is limited, and in fact, the entire immediate medium in which you exist is limited. Literally, maybe even practically. Theoretically is pointless to consider, because you can theorize just about anything. The reality is that you can also never find what makes you truly happy for the rest of your life, instead finding multiple things that get you through said life, at the very least content with what you'd done. Or get laid.

100% shopped. Look at the shadow on the chair

no, that little boys shirt really is that shade of green...

He is right though, you can only accomplish what is physically possible in at 24 hours period.

This is a very important factor that I feel a lot of you are failing to consider.

why wouldn't it be? whats wrong with the kids shirt?

goot != moot

this got quite famous a while ago

>LOGical

This is what I tell anyone who's feeling suicidal. It's pretty wise shit, but the problem with being in a suicidal place is the intense apathy towards everything. Even getting out of bed can be a fucking war in itself, let alone mustering the motivation to do things in the outside world

>how beautiful the world is
>being born with a degenerative disease and getting STDs from a transvestite in Italy
Beautiful.

if you're both compelled to be this literal about everything you should probably get checked for autism.

To post more of this set ass ho

What are your thoughts on killing yourself if under the following circumstances:

>wanted felon
>cops are looking
>certain life sentence awaiting

Is being dead better than that?

That would be an appropriate course of action, except that you failed to regard the remainder of what I replied to you with, as well as both of our dubs.

Which means you're a faggot.

Yeah fair enough, when you find a way to get around the issue we brought up hit me up. I'll nominate you for a Nobel.

Well, if this were you, would you want to live as a wanted felon in a life sentence? If no, an hero. If yes, report yourself to the authorities while wearing a shirt that says you suck dicks.

That's what I explain to people about my depressive episodes.

They tell you the way to deal with depression is to get up and do something, not just lying in bed. That's obvious though. The problem is that you're trying to breathe but there is no air.

This is one of those trick questions where there is no right answer.

Gtfo of the country and start a new life, maybe.

you replying to a figurative statement with a literal interpretation. Meaning either you felt the need correct someone for no reason ->autism
or you simply could not interpret it as non-literal ->autism
now you're defending a position you have no reason to have taken in the first place ->autism

the technological singularity is approaching, if you can live to 2040-205
you will be able to tailor your own mind to remove any undesired aspects of
'it and live forever in whatever kind of world you want.

I was thinking about trying to get to Canada by train, but its winter. Hopping freight trains, just no idea where to go or anything.

No more porn

You can always postpone it for another day.

are you retarted?

You are dying since your birth

Arguing with someone you have never met and will never meet on the internet - autism
Not understanding that a valid point was brought up about the limitations of time and the actual impossibility to complete certain things in this period of time - autsim
STILL not reading the rest of what was brought up in anons original message even after it was pointed out to you, while fixating on some minor point due to your inability to see from any standpoint but your own - autism

OP here. Wish I could put into words how relevant this is to my situation and how it's led to me being suicidal.

In short I lost my opportunity to fight the man because I'm an ostensible, socially incompetent fuck who prioritizes and finds more enjoyment from geopolitics than friendship. I know too much and have seen the world and future happenings for what they really are.

who cares... i love those tits!!

because it's completely irrelevant you fucking autist.

I'm replying to a statement that included figurative elements but failed to consider the quite literal aspects of the statement's claim towards truth as it pertains to the real and present world, in which the query posed by the OP, a faggot, clearly begs for a logical reasoning or logical reasoning as to one should not kill themselves. Literally, as in, make themselves no longer alive. Enlighten me, user. Do the figurative aspects of your fanciful statement solve the conundrum of how one is logically supposed to reason that they should not kill themselves? I don't think that it makes any sense to peddle the idea of a theoretical day which does not end, and thus allows infinite actions and unlimited potential, when we were more or less encouraged to use a box that contains all the real-world parameters, including dying, for real. Should we ignore this, because it makes you feel nice, despite the validity of bringing it to light? No, faggot. I'm going to point this out whether it hurts your sensibilities or not.

It isn't autism if you want to punch down, either. It might be retardation, or the result of being a soft, special boy that causes you to become upset when presented with wholly valid and relevant criticism. A good chunk of which does not even rely upon a purely literal interpretation of your statement. Furthermore. I absolutely have reason to take this position. It's to deride you, primarily. Because you're a faggot.

Take up reading, and learning new things. Join meet up groups with other people. From the way i've read most of the postings on this site, there's a lot of logical fallacies, and generalizations, and your nervous system acts on all that stuff. When someone says "you're an idoit", whose saying that? a idoit at EVERYTHING even tying shoes? Nervous system acts on those differences in language. Learn logic, and you'll start to notice a lot more opportunities then killing yourself is the ONLY way. Killing yourself is a possibility out of many possibilities you have. Also, in real day to day living there isn't many of the mass generalizations that portray women on this site. Women are diverse, and multi faceted just like you, and like certain things, and dislike other things, they're not just ALL whores/sluts or backstabbers, some are, and other's are cool. Go and live, and do what you want to do man.

Solid arguments. Fair enough mate go well

>autism

“They always regret it”..... who the fuck speaks to the dead ? I venture to guess if they did it right thy have no fucking regrets. The cunts seeking attention who fuck it up regret it because they obviously can’t wipe their own ass !

Your momma is hot

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so why not do like I and indulge in being human and doing
whatever it takes to feel something no matter what
and then once ~2050 comes around merge with the ai's

being born so close to the singularity and killing yourself is dumb as a bag of stupid rocks

>Samefag
Which is the worse crime really? We're all autistic. Why else would we be on the chan?

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You are trying to bring a logical argument to a full retard. I commend you, but I don't think it's going to be a successful endeavour

I already get laid regularly and smoke weed. The latter I've given up for the time being because I'm desperately looking for a job and may need to take a drug test.

This, I'm too emotionally blunted and apathetic about everything. I don't know how to escape. I feel like the universe is working against me.

Dating and fucking women are not relevant to my situation.

lmao is this real?!

Singularity !? Faggot

If the singularity does happen, it will be the single most catastrophic and dangerous thing to happen to the world and the human psyche. I already have enough trouble coping with this social-media, information warfare based reality. I am in constant emotional pain that I feel physically unable to express for a variety of reasons

Smoking less pot and exercising regularly were live savers for me. I know it sounds basic as fuck, but doing something physical 3/4 times a week and getting a full 8 hours do fucking wonders for your mental health. I really enjoy swimming, I find it easy, usually cheap, and still requires a fair amount of physical exertion. Sauna afterwards can be super dope as well, leaves you too tired to think about how worthless you are as you're trying to get to sleep after.

Your spirit may get trapped here and you would be a ghost until you found a way to pass on.

You're a pussy, you won't do it.

Spirit trapped here ? Where the fuck do you sacerdotal idiots come from?

Not being a total yeast infection of a human being?

>happiness

"What do you take me for, an idiot?"
GENERAL CHARLES DE GAULLE, when a journalist asked him if he was happy.

The number of cum loads you’ve wasted on your computer screen have a greater chance of damnation than a legit suicide. Think you basement troll cunt.

I'd agree with the dating and fucking not being relevant to your mental state, but finding the right girl can help so much. I was in a super dark place when my girl found me, 5/7 days would be "Bad" days (I'm sure you know the days I mean) but since I started seeing her and exercising more they only really happen every other week or so, if that. Obviously it was a little more frequent in the early stages but now I go through most weeks without having a truly "bad" day

I guess you've never experienced the paranormal.
Maybe ignorance is bliss.

Don't waste your time on earth, if nothing matters anymore, become a vagrant and go live and explore the world, you have nothing to lose.

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Maybe it will be. But I still look forwards to it; you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Now where are those succulent yolks.

I have never experienced the paranormal. I would welcome its existence and probe it further, and yet there exists no paranormal aspect of life to violently probe.

How about my situation, 15 yrs ago had a motorcycle accident and broke my spine, now can't walk or feel my legs and cock. No sex again EVER!! Then, 2 months ago I start getting really bad pain in my back and after a MRI scan find that I have stage 4 cancer on my spine and brain. Stage 4 is the worst you can get. I'm 41, married for 20yrs and have a 10 year old son. I don't want to die.

You keep reading your bibles and I’ll stick to my literature paranormal prophet. Pray for me for fear I may haunt your wet vagina.

Holy shit your wife stayed with you for 15 years crippled and no sex?
Dude.
You have just broken my heart. I couldn't imagine anyone loving me that much.
That aside that fucking sucks user. Much love, I hope some kind of miracle strikes you

Under 40? No terminal illness? Work hard. Things might get better. It’s not like you have just one chance to kill yourself. Hard to succeed. More fails than successes. You fail your either stuck in a vegetative state, or forever watched by mental health hawks.

If true. Peace bro.

According to christianity, committing suicide condemns you to hell because it's still murder even if you're killing yourself.

According to Beetlejuice, people who commit suicide are forced to become civil servants in the afterlife, working a desk job at a government office.

I'll let you decide which one is worse.
But really, if you want to die then you are in an unusual position to change the world. A man willing to lay his life down can do extraordinary things. Run into a burning building and save a child, set up a large drug buy and then kill everyone, assassinate a tyrannical world leader, anything. If you're going to throw your life away, do it with MEANING.

I won't tell you that you will regret it, you will be dead and you will stop feeling. Maybe the world will be better without a crying and complaining little bitch like you, or maybe nobody gives a shit if you end your life, because it is your life and you can do whatever you want with it, thus, you can kill your self or use your stipid existence to fuck life, live your life and try to find something that gives you the littlest piece of happiness or pleasure. I know that this world is horrible but your existence is so insignificant that you won't change anything killing your self. It will get better, just stop overthinking if your life matters, I am sure that most of our life's don't, but we live. One final advice... If you live, do whatever the fuck you want, is the only way to be happy

none

i love you, really

Depends on your mindset. For example, if you hate your life then figure out why. Then spend the rest of your life fighting the cause of your pain. Take me for example, I got out of my way to vote for candidates that I feel will do the most damage to society. I stone face fake people for fun and waste as much as possible. Does it make me feel better? A little, and it keeps me going. Block your sadness with hate.

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The cause of my pain is the fact that I'm physically incapable of getting along with people and can't cope with the realities of this brainwashed, carrerist, technology-prophesized society.

SeeI had the chance to do this and fucked it up because I'm constantly uncomfortable with myself and don't know how to be a fucking human being.

dont kill yourself untill you .........

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My philosophy has always been that no matter how miserable I am, I have the rest of eternity to experience nothingness so I might as well sit here and experience living for the super small fraction of time that I'll be alive