Wife is gone for the week and I am home alone. What should I do besides jerk off and drink?

Wife is gone for the week and I am home alone. What should I do besides jerk off and drink?

Get inebriated and masturbate.

That is a given. What should I be jerking to?

pic related?

Get fucking plastered and rub one out.

Sure is!

Call your sister-in-law and ask her to come over and fuck

Consume spirits and manipulate your genitals.

No sister in law sadly or I would.

your wife.

Have a few beers and post every naked picture you have of her here

Might be a good idea.

sharing is caring user

let us see the cunt

jerk off and cum on your face post pic

What city do you live near?

Does wife care if you go out by yourself? (not necessarily to hit the single's bars)

How much money do you have?

Do you have a good looking suit to wear?

I live in a larger city in the US. Yes I do have some money and a nice suit.

asking the right questions

then what are you waiting for?

Something uplifting like "Trumptopia."

And what should I be doing?

posting pics of her on /b seems like a great way to waste time

Not OP but I would like some protips.

post your wifes tits man, just do it

rekindle your love for animu loli, get out your fedora and your katana from your "pre-normie" gear and spank one out like the degenerate you are. Eat a hot pocket.

Get a Ouija board and get possessed then kill her when she gets back.

#takerisks

fuck her sister, or mother, or friends

Or her boyfriend

Drink alcohol and make semen come out of your penis

you'll appreciate her more when she gets back if you only fap to solo gay porn

A fucking suit? Ok man

Cook yourself a nice steak dinner, with a nice red wine, maybe a cab sauv. While ur cooking you can listen to some nice tunes, maybe have a nice pipe smoke. After dinner watch a movie and after the movie jack yourself off violently until you pass out.

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Get down to Toys R Us before it closes, buy baby related gear on the cheap, make up some phrase on what to say when people ask why you've got a black kid in 9 months time.

Go to a bar. Get drunk and buy some pot. Spend the rest of week smoking it before she gets home. Also jack it

Dont think hes a nigger

niggers can't type, so guessing not

Buy an 8ball, go on a coke binge

this

i did that last week and it was tits fam

get a hooker

If I knew where to find that I would.

Clean the house, buy some nice flowers for when she gets back, write her a nice letter detailing what you love about her and why you married her, paint her a picture (it doesn't have to be good, but she'll appreciate your effort), send her cute texts about how much you miss her, start working out so you feel better about yourself and have more energy to make sweet love to your beloved, etc.