You wake up in Venezuela

You wake up in Venezuela...

I immediately run away into Colombia

*starts a riot*

>Starve
>Launch poop bombs at Maduro
>Cue to buy toilet paper
>Die

>you wake up in uruguay

Find a Venezuelan bf

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>you wake up in the brazillian empire

uma delicia...

You wake up in Costa Rica

>you wake up in bolivia

are you making fun of the poor woman? dicklet

>you wake up in somalia

I am a rich man and start buying real estate.

* Blast Bachata *

Shut up

>you wake up in argentina

Who is he

accurate

she may be poor, but the real subhuman is you kim, you better just stick aside japan ass

There is a special place in hell for you, fucking dog eater

I fucking love Venezuela. I visited back in 2007 when it wasn't so shit, went to Margarita, Caracas and San cristobal. Also, I have loads of veneco friends and they're true lads. I'm honestly waiting for things to go back to normal to visit again as I was a kid back then

you better just stick aside superior italy dick, i'll have u kid for breakfast, shitpizza maker franco

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el koreANO seƱores

loooooool that pic

this one always cracks me

Wow wasn't triggered yet faggot

kek