Be me

>be me
>freshman year
>transferred to a new school for the rest of high school
>for some context, im an extremely feminine dude with long hair
>get mistaken for female alot
>my first class is p.e.
>dumbass pe teacher goes thru role call
>goes thru everyone exept me
>"i called an amy, no amy here"?
>wait, thats close to my name
>relies he means me, my name is down as amy, fuck
>i look as female as possible
>"h..here! sorry!"
>my master plan begins

Say you're on your period every time gym class is called. Get fat. Get man tits. Get married to a trucker named Billy-bob and live in his trailer forever... profit!

>remember i just transferred to the school, im unknown to anyone
>nobody bats an eye
>success.avi
>p.e. cunt tells us to go pick a locker in the locker room
>i almost accidentally go to the male locker room but correct myself
>im in the female locker room for the first time
>quite underwelming
>i meet a nice girl who ill call sam, she lives near me so we have met before
>still diddnt know i was a guy
>i relised how this plan could fail, people wold see me in other classes
>go big or go home
>ill commit to it
>i decide to keep looking as feminine as possible
>not as hard as expected
>over the coarse of the day, me and sam become friends
>i feel scummy lying to someone so nice
>keep up the act till the end of the day
>all the people in my classes buy it
>i have changed my identity
>i am now amy

Keep going user

Typical. Black kid's out of step.

sounds a bit too good to be true user, but im a sucker for a good story anyway, so do tell

Kek

This story will end up being a horror story, calling it now.

Trucker check
First name Billy check
Own a house damn
We'll guess I'm out

I want to see where this goes, do not stay in line with your story and be a faggot OP

Keep going

>sam and i become closer over the first week of school
>find out shes a lesbian, but im not her type
>thankgod.mp4
>i nearly accidentally spill my secret a few times to some people
>nobody finds out for months
>homecoming dance rolls around
>nervous about if i should go or not
>"hey amy... you gonna go to the dance?" asks sam
>"i dunno" i say
>"well...do you want to go with me?" she asks, embarrased
>F
>U
>C
>K
>i was secretly kinda into her, but if things get physical, she'll find out
>its already hard enough trying to hide my lack of bra in p.e.
>i dont want to hurt her feelings tho
>i accept
>day goes thru as normal
>i surprisingly get asked to the dance by a few guys
>i never got asked out by girls as a guy
>im starting to like amy
>too much
>I decline them, planning to go with sam
>dance comes around
>we have been hyped for this for weeks
>i needed a dress though
>whatdo
>were my lies catching up to me?

Is this gonna be something like she finds out you're a dude and it turns out she don't care?

Moar pls

>inb4 lyric joke of some sort

MOAR!
O
A
R
!

This story is total bullshit, but i like a good romance fiction. Tell me you atleast got your dik wet.

Keep going friend

>NO!
>im not giving up on this luxury so easily
>i cant buy one, cant ask my parents
>steal it
>i go down to a goodwill
>easiest place to steal
>find a nice drses that fits
>i go to a dressing room
>was wearing clothes that covered all of me
>cut off the tags from the dress and put it under my clothes
>walk out
>tell the cashier i was just browsing
>dosent know of the dress
>YESS!
>i was set
>after a few youtube makeup tutorials, and some of my moms stolen makeup, i look pretty good
>i go to sams house to walk with her to the dance
>knock on the door
>she awnsers
>shes honestly really cute
>i was taken aback, so was she
>"s..so you ready to go?" i ask
>she nods and we head out to the school
>my house was close to the school, only a 2 block walk

Inb4 dinosaur or john cena

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fuck you m8 i already inb4d

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You didnt call dinosaur though.

>W
>A
>L
>K
>S
>T
>H
>E
>D
>I
>N
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>A
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>S

>arive at dance
>we were both pretty nervous
>we really only did the slow dance, not much else
>too nervous
>slow dance music rings in my head as i relies i really like sam
>dance ended, we left the building
>some guys complemented me on my dress and stuff
>i honestly felt awesome
>better than i have ever felt before
>me and sam waited outside the school to watch the chaos of drunk children
>fuckin hilarious
>"amy...tonight was awesome but i think its time we head home
>i couldn't leave the night like this
>as we reached home, we diddnt talk much
>i couldn't lie much longer, it was eating me up
>sam diddnt like the old weird kinda gross user
>she liked amy
>we reach her house
>i begin to think about how to tell her about the real me
>i get interrupted by a kiss

where is an sex

Sam is boy too

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Inb4 mr brightside

>tl;dr OP falls for a trap while being a trap

You better stick your feminine dick in her op or I'll be very angry

That's quick.
Good job, user!

nani

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you still write like a freshman.

omai

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NANI!?

kek

Why the fuck am I so invested in a made up story about how some cross dressing faggot wants to fuck the neighborhood lesbian?

>Shit story
>Pure cringe
>OP confirmed sissy faggot
>Sounds like a fantasy of some crusty, 30 year-old man who can't jack off without crying
>OP thinks everyone in this thread is ACTUALLY interested in him being a cross-dressing cock dumpster
>Consider suicide you fucked up abomination.

>i cant ruin sams perfect night
>but i cant keep lying
>think user think
>i decide that the truth is the best option
>at least partially
>i meet sam the next day
>"can i talk to you privately? "i ask
>she agrees and we duck out into an empty bathroom
>"listen...i have a secret... "
>she looks confused
>"i...."
>"...am transgender"
>WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN
>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
>FUCKING CUNT
>"y...you are?" she says
>she diddnt look mad
>"yeah" i said "i was too ashamed to admit it, pls dont tall anyone!"
>"your secrets safe with me" she says
>we continue are lives like this for the next few months, officially labeling eachother as "girlfriend"

CONT.
>she no tell no one
>pls no tell i say to her as we romp each other's asses at night
>mfw she shit on dick
>mfw she has bigger dick than me
>mfw her name is steve not sam
>mfw

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Shits gay I'm out

You're not fooling anyone you retard. It's 2017. They have to play along if you pretend you're a girl or they'll get sued.

methinks this isn't OP
Grammar is way worse than previous entries, and no photo, so N O T O P

Nice oc, however I'll stay to see the end where you get exposed

True. Still waiting for real OP

Aye

Hey it's a story, man.
I'm intrigued

this will be the last part hopefully
>midway thru the year
>was talking to a friend of mine one day
>he was kinda a dick
>lets call him... dick
>"hey amy i need to tell you something"
>"what"
>he gets close to me and whisperers in my ear "i know"
>fuck
>double fuck
>decide he was gonna tell everyone anyway
>i meet sam
>over at a starbucks, place was near empty
>how the fuck do i do this
>i tell her the truth and how i became a girl for half the school year because of a misprint in an attendance sheet
>she stares at me for a moment
>"wow" she says
>im a nervous fuck right about now
>"tell me everything, this is fucking gold
>she starts laughing
>wheat.wav
>i tell her everything she diddnt already know
>she isnt mad
>she seemed more impressed that i pulled it off
>we decided that we should just stay friends for the rest of the year
>the next year sam moves away to arizona
>and she takes my secret with her

She moved away because you're an autistic faggot

Shit ending way to go op. Ruined a nice fake story

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What happened to your grammar OP?
Are you taking shots or something?

Wow, what a fucking boring ending. Shame i even wasted the tab to keep refreshing the page

what an unsatisfactory ending. just like real life.

>"takes my secret with her"
What about your friend Dick who still knows?? You can't even be fucked to tie up the loose ends of your shitty b8 story? 0/10

well then how would YOU change the ending then?

You better not fucking be OP and he better not have abandoned us. I was invested in this shit now.

Shit shorty and bad ending

Everyone walks the dinosaur wouldve been better.

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They gotta FUCK

OUCH

Sam is pissed off that you lied she tells the football team and they run a train your sissy little ass.

ong ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil!! But a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!!!

so you stayed a girl after that?

not op

>my night was still rushing through my brain
>i returned home and wished it had never ended

>a week later me and sam go on our first official date
>basic bitch stuff, pumpkin spice late at Starbucks
>still had fun even tho i hated the late
>sam talked about the next dance in a few months
>we were hyped x2
>before this i had never been hyped over a dance, let alone go to one
>weeks pass and we hear of a party
>party=beer
>beer=drunk
>drunk=sex
>sex=secret ruined
>sam was going to the party, i couldn't say no
>we arrive midway through, we had agreed not to drink, but plans change...
>hour into the party and there have been 5 injurys
>"sam...maybe we should go..."
>"oh its fiiiiine!" she says "we wont drink anyways"
>we drank anyways

If you're gonna MAKE loose ends, tie 'em up!

OP has returned

Hurry the fuck up, OP, I have shit to do in the morning.

What took ya, OP?

I want pics

9999

9999

Check em

> S E X

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This is godly

>so i learned a cool fact that day
>i cant hide my alcohol for shit
>get wasted quickly
>sam is no different
>after wile of stumbling around, we just fell asleep
>the next day, we woke up next to a ton of other guys with what i think was a small amount of jizz on me
>fuck, my parents gonna be pissed
>i look around and sam was nowhere, must have already left
>i clean myself up and rush home
>get home and see noboody is home
>perfection.exe
>i call sam to ask whats up
>no awnser
>call again
>nothing
>text a few times
>sam is on her phone all the time, she wouldnt have missed these
>nervous.jpg

So is this whole thing Alice’s origin story?

Bumping

Bumping to keep thread alive

bumped

>head over to sams house since she's so close
>meet parents
>they havent seen her
>the feck
>shes prob fine
>next day of school arives
>i see her at school
>i try to talk to her
>"go away amy" she says, starting to tear up
>what??
>"whats wrong? sam?"
>she ignores me and walks to her class
>what happened?

>talk to a few people who were at the party
>they say i was totally wasted and we made out
>goddammit why couldn't i have remembered
>i meet her at lunch and apologise
>"i was fucked up, just tell me what i did. please" i pleaded
>she dosent tell me
>i begin to relise
>she found out
ran out of trap pictures, heres a potato

honestly guys can i just go to sleep and not finish this its like 2am here, its not even a real story, its not that big a deal

Stuff is getting interesting

how do we know you're OP

but if you guys really want this story to cont, maybe ill keep going

For every newfaggot in this thread. Please pretype your greentexts so we're not sitting here for hours refreshing.

Can someone at least give me some fap material so I can finish please?

finish the fucking story

Give us like fifteen more lines of the story, doing your best to wrap it up.
We just want the end right nao

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alright alright give me a few mins