Which and why Sup Forums?

Which and why Sup Forums?
Why is you choice the best and why everyone else is stupid?

red

Get out

Green

>Hawk - Flight
>Cheetah - Fast ground travel
>Gorilla - Superhuman strength
>Snake - Venomous bite
>Fish - Fast swimming/breath water
>Bloodhound - Track by smell
>Cat - Nightvision/enhanced agility
>Fly - Almost invisible/flight
>Ant - Enter restricted areas unnoticed
>Rhinoceros - Great strength/durability
>Tiger - Claws and fangs
>Etc

Sounds like the makings of a pretty awesome spy/assassin/saboteur

>Why would you pick anything else?

Turn into fish, swim to reef, turn into coral, live for thousands of years.

Purple or red.

Can either be a serial rapist or steal from banks with no trace. Bonus for red, I can make people I don't like think they have schizophrenia.

Shame we can't combine any two

>living for a thousand years as global warming slowly corrodes you
Nah I'll pass

Purple

>buh user muh button

Yeah, but if you can phase through anything, you could theoretically sneak into anywhere and steal anything provided you're sneaky. Plus you never get backed into a corner ever again.

Duh.

Accidental samefaggery.

What happens if the animal becomes extinct while you are transformed? Do you become the last of that animal?
Can you be cloned to recreate said animal?

and how to get out with what you want to steal? those things won't phase through anything.
would be interesting to know what happens with things you just swallowed.
your undigested food be sticking to the wall,

Purple. Walk normally then suddenly phase through a closed door. I don't want to steal stuff or hurt anyone but sometimes I'd like to spend a night in luxury hotel rooms.

Pink would be nice too, but the word would spread and I wouldn't have any peace anymore.

you can also turn into a dog and fuck the family dog like you always wanted too

>pink
>you can trust me I'm a doctor

This.

Plus you could even shapeshift into celebrities and fuck fangirls

Pink.

I work in a hospital.
Once someone is under control, but they're still, y'know, recovering.
I'm going to guess once a wound has been brought over some threshold, I could seal it up, right then and there, save them plenty of time of recovery and angst.
I'll assume it also extends to broken bones and the like.

?

>non-fatal wound

This is WAY too vague.

A fucking papercut can end up being fatal if it gets infected and is never treated

Meanwhile a fucking spear through the brain can be completely survivable

If the subject is still alive then it's not yet fatal.

Just stand at the front of the most busy emergency hospital you can find and heal everyone who comes through

>turn invisible including clothes
>implying I'd be wearing clothes

doctors HATE him!

Big pharma would hate him even more.

Well I'd guess to make it usable, there's obvious caveats.
I'd take the cut itself and the infection to be two different things. The cut itself isn't killing you, it's the infection that got into your body via the cut. It'd be closing an entry way, in short.

And, well, if you manage to survive that, enjoy the recovery time from it being reduced to basically nothing. That is, given you manage to dislodge the spear without causing fatal damage, or manage to get any fatal damage done rectified, to allow use of the button.

Yellow.
Being manipulative is all anyone needs to win at life.

Green is a fucking stupid option. If you pick anything but dolphin to change into chances are you would be too much of a low IQ brainlet after your transformation to be capable of transformation back.

>Becomes a coral, stays coral forever.

Yes, the ability to heal any wound or disease is absolutely the most disruptive ability of all of those because the proof would be right there.

Ability to read anyone's thoughts isn't that disruptive because you should need to prove those as well. But if you could also convey anyone's thoughts to anyone else, well then...

mfw

Red. I have always wanted to run from my current life.

Rob some banks, live the invis life, perv some chicks, kill some people.

Purple ofc,nothing can hit me not even a bullet

This one is much more relivant.

>global warming

Here's hoping you die today,

>arguing with an aussie that his reef is in fact, not dieing
Wew lad

>assumes his reef is dieing (lol) because of "global warming"

Wew lad