/bundes/liga

today:

>3rd bundes
magdeburg - wiesbaden
lotte - halle
(both 14:00 cet)

>2nd bundes
bochum - wismut aue
ksc - düsseldorf
dresden - sandhausen
(all 13:30 cet)

>the bundes
mainz - schalke (15:30 cet)
gladbach - bayern (17:30 cet)

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geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd merning

Bayer Leverkusen : SC Sand 14:00
Freiburg : Hoffenheim 14:00
USV Jena : Duisburg 14:00
Tabbine Potsdam : M'Gladbach 14:00
SGS Essen : 1.FFC Frankfurt 14:00
Wolfsburg : Buyern 17:00 (live on Sport1 and sport1.de)

Good morning

Interview with Thomas Delaney about his first couple of months in Germany:

>When you play Bayern, you know what [Arjen] Robben is going to do… He's going to cut in, but still you can’t do anything because he’s an amazing player

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good morning

i dreamt that i ate many earthworms.

what does this mean

is this /bundes/?

Pussy

good for him. its nerve poison

what a square.

Post the Kodiaq review

yes yes

>holding doors open for someone is now considered good maners
that's the most basic stuff desu

I don't have the paper, sorry.

Reminder: At 17:00 today, all seven matches in the final round of the regular season begin.

AaB, Randers and Nordsjælland are battling it out for the final spot in the Championship playoff. Nordsjælland are visiting Herning, Randers will be in Haderslev and AaB in Viborg.

Oh and I guess SonderjyskE need to be careful as well since they are hosting Randers.

>half of the league gets into relegation playoffs
what's up with that?

I don't remember it precisely but there will be two groups made up of 7-10 and 11-14 and the losers of the groups will go through to a relegation playoff against teams from 1st Division and the winners will have a playoff for a Europa League spot.

>is castrated
>needs gf

What the fuck is this shit?

One team will be directly relegated and two teams will go to a playoff against the second and third placed 1st Division teams.

>yfw Widzew Lodz playing in 4th tier still helds the records for tickets sold every year

DÜNAMO

nu

more feet pls

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Boro - United soon

see

>drinking the liquid jew
good boy

Will you watch our sports? pls pls pls

no

y

i don't wanna

Europa-League-Finale: 24. Mai
Relegations-Hinspiel: 25. Mai

Das ist ungünstig für Schalke.

haha lol

Hertha in 5th are still in the relegation equation

hehe

if schalke axtually play the final and relegation, the german consulate will postpone the relegation match a few days

Hello how are you hope you are ok

>the german consulate
which one?

>tfw hungover

>tfw no (Yous)

;-;

yes, checked

Bellinghausen looks like a Dorftrottel

05: Lössl, Donati, Bungert, Ramalho, Brosinski, Gbamin, Latza, Jairo, Bojan, Öztunali, Cordoba

04: Fährmann, Höwedes, Kehrer, Badstuber, Stambouli, Schöpf, Goretzka, Meyer, Kolasinac, Choupo-Moting, Burgstaller

Bungert more like Bunghole LOL

LOL

How many danish are playing?

Only one

...

>this YNWA rendition
what an abomination

>unable to license the name Schalke
Lel

Hehe I didn't even think of that. Clever girl.

>Wolfgang "Memeking" Stark
oh boy we are in for a treat

Is Eriksen an ABL?

Is the mustache making a comeback?

no, he's Danish

80% of Scandinavians are Liverpool fans, so the odds are against it.

No

Norwegian are liverpoo supports. Danes support Manchester United like real men and are thus ABLs

My dad and brother are United fans but I know more Liverpool fans to be honest.
Tottenham is the most popular club among sports journalists (pre-Eriksen).

Thilo Kehrer needs to be euthanised.

everyime i watch this shit there is always some shit on the field or smoke going over the field why cant germans control themselves?

which one is /ourguy/ lads?

>t. Klatschpappe

>shit on the field

Stop watching Dortmund games, then.

muh tradition though
they don't give a doopin' crud

Fun fact: the first few times I heard euthanasia (like middle school, perhaps beginning of high school) I wondered what was wrong with Youth in Asia and why people thought they were bad

Goretzka

Kilasinac

Why are players called M[ae][ijy]er so shit?

time to clean up the appartment

Just ones called max :^)

Axel Eimer is good though

>can't even get into the first 11 at Shitfurt

REFBALL

agreed
that was a red for Burgstaller

Go choke on a burger, you fat fuck

please watch bundes

the relegation race is very thrilling.

shut the fuck up, emily

Who are the best teams for atmosphere? Planning on seeing a couple of games considering ticket prices.

>unable to justify barbaric behaviour of fan """"""culture""""""
>resorts to int memes

you seem a bit upset mate.

>Meyer
ahahaha

hansa rostock, union, and dynamo dresden

Leipzig desu
memers will say Echte Liebe Shareholders

BVB, HSV, Werder, >Schalke, Mönchengladbach, Köln, Frankfurt

>named El Córdoba
>be a nigger
>play and live in Germany
>be actually a Columbian
thats really confusing

>recommending a Bong go to Dresden

Dortmund, >Schalke, Dynamo

What are Hertha like? Always wanted to visit Berlin.

>not Aue
comfy as fuck

Bremen

not bad, but they can't fill their stadium
Union fans are better

>implying Hamburg won't defend their title

Stadium is shit and too big for the team. Not recommended.

I would say Frankfurt, Schalke, Köln and Dortmund

>implying anyone cares

the olympic stadium, while very nice, is too big for a team like hertha. which means that the stadium is almost half empty for most matches. although that means that it's easier to get tickets

This.
As long as you're white, you're welcome in Dresden.

He should pretend to be canadian or australian and all is okay. Its not like any German would be able to differantiate the accents.

ossis sind keine menschen

don't go to dresden. go to multi kulti gelsenkirchen schalke.

>Always wanted to visit Berlin
It might be easier to just go to Ankara or Antalya for the same experience

What's bintpol doing here?
Dortmund aren't playing

That are some really interesting digits you have there