Brothers of the blade step forward

Brothers of the blade step forward.

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PFFFffffffft ha ha ha ha.

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Can't dress yourself yet?

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Does m'lady need assistance?

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..is that a bike chain?

Why do you betas use such long blades? Are you compensating for something?

*teleparts above you
>its not personnal bro

The virginity is strong in this thread

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*jumps in front of yuo
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brothers to me!

a school full of uggos...must be in the midwest

sick blade bro!!!

>the girls on the back
kek

Im coming brothers

right here

youtube.com/watch?v=0_S7YquyVdQ

*cuts you inn half
>hitler did nothing wrong

fuck off wannabe's - I'm the new leader

*teleports behind you*

Nothin' personal, kid...

as agile as a cat...

>as agile as a cattle

*eats 48mcnuggets for breakfast
>inner piece and power all you need

*ranch

some one screen cap the good parts pleas

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>mfw I used to wear two t-shirts and too wide jeans in highschool but now I dress like a normie

shit! menacing shoes

Seems legit

Sir fedora of the m' lady kingdom

Yes! All Brothers step forward so the women can take note who not to sleep with

My mind is my weapon

Sure is summer in here.

I bought my first sword a couple years ago at an anime con. I've wanted to own one just for fun since I was like 6. Until I was 18 my parents never let me, from 18-24 I was too poor since I was in college and working part-time stocking shelves at Kroger to pay rent, and from 24-27 I was engaged and my fiance wouldn't let me.

She finally caved and said that if I never talked about it again she'd let me buy one.

Gotta say, after 21 years of hype, it wasn't that exciting. I cut a few cardboard boxes and pieces of Styrofoam for the lulz then realized I was a pathetic man-child and this wasn't really that fun.

It now sits un-used in the top of a closet.

lmfao

Don't disrespect the honorable warriors of the blade

Welcome to my domain!!!!

it will be years before you can face me

fiancé wouldn't let you, cuck

pffft.... nice blades... kids

fuck off

Nice cardboard tubby

Don't even think about it

I think I'd fuck this... Dude?
Idk. Would be a qt trap tho. Someone bend that bitch over and fuck it till it begs for sperm.

Megadumb

your in the wrong thread

Fella that's gay

im the baddest badass

You fucked the contrast harry high pants

Looks like you've had the most time to practice

Nice ass but 2manly face.
No individual care

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LMAO

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Where's the blade fag??

>pathetic man child
>mummy daddy won't let me but sword
>fiance won't let me buy sword

heeeheeee

Young dagger dick

why is the second image reversed? (see doorway/letters/stains)

Kek

whats with the oversized sword? seem unpractical

shiieeet guys, I'm into swords too - am I one of these fucking guys and not self aware?

BTW I would never, EVA take a pic like these...

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obligatory for the newfags

youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

It's cool just as long as you don't think your badass just because you own a weapon like these faggots

disrespect my brothers again and i will hand you your heart

>overwhelming compulsion to iron the wrinkles out of the ultrablack neckbeard laundrypile wearing cringe fest.
>romanticized swords post gun
>only acceptible counterpasta is tuck in your fucking shirts and clean your room

In years your kids are going to find this pic

I own a zweihandr (or however you spell it) 3 rapiers, like 5 poniards and 4 daggers. On the daggers has a button on it that splits it into a sorta fork lookin thing. It was in the 3 musketeers movie from the 90s if you saw that.
I feel no shame. Some of these things are cool as shit.
The zwei is so heavy it feels like I strapped 3 6ft pieces of rebar together. Lel.

Knights of the m'lady kingdom

what's wrong with these people?

The whole family has autism, not joking

And they're Canadian

More?

I'm looking for the video of the two autistic guys cosplaying and swordfighting, while standing in a parking lot. One sliding down a little iceberg and screaming stuff.

redundant

t.canadian

*rapes his virgin anus
Nothing personal, user.

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I don't step, I spin.

jesus, are they a family of autistic half canadian half irish?

That's actually badass

>there's stuff on it... but it'll just come off
that's clay tempering you mongoloid

top kek. where can I find more?

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cytuube usually has one or two floating around in the playlist

General li?

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M' ladys *lifts fedora*

You somehow managed to be the biggest cringe in one of the cringiest threads I've seen in a while. And without even posting a pic. Congrats.

The fucking chairforce....

lol try spinning that much in a real fight.

Daniel toshu?

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