Manchester United vs Middlesbrough

Kick off at 12pm. (43 bings)

First for United dropping points against a relegation side.

>Arsenal drop points
>Tottenham have a hard match
>City and/or Liverpool dropping points

I know lets play a fucking shit team XXXDDDDD
Genius mou

>best players injured/suspended
>early kick off 3 days after EL game
>big chance to finish higher in the table
>Boring just sacked their manager

Anyone who thinks this isn't ending in anything other than a 1-1 is deluded.

>mouyes

Here he fucking is.

>Boring

Kek that wasn't intentional, I meant Boro of course

He probably secretly likes United considering how much of his life he dedicates to talking about them

As if...

I was questioning it myself. I can't workout if he's shitposting United or he actually secretly supports them.

He's like the alter Malaysian

How hacks such as Lingard still get minutes on a team like United is beyond me. The absolute state of this club at the moment.

Lingard isnt even that bad, i mean hes not great, but the retard has a habit of finding goals

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you're probably just a internet shitposters, so anything related with managerial decisions is beyond your understanding

Only at Wembley :^)

Honestly he's not that bad. As a squad player he's perfectly fine, and his movement is pretty good. Don't know what else people were expecting when Ibra, Pogba, Herrera, Mkhi and Martial are all suspended/unfit. Take out 5 starters from any team and it's not gonna look good.

but he had two good games in a row last year lad

that makes him world class

can't wait to watch united shit the bed again. idk why but seeing manure lose makes my dick hard.

Should probably go see a doctor about that m8

Lingard in the 16/17 season:

14 apps 0 goals.

Wow.

'Ello, Sho
Ay-up, Fissuh

like I said, your reasoning is simplistic, so you're never going to get it. stop trying.

Gee, cant wait for Manure to shit the bed and stay 7th so we can all hear the BBC and Sky hype up the RACE FOR TOP 7

Seriously, though will Jose get knifed if he finishes 7th?

>fabio and rafael will never play for manchester united again

No, he's taking the club forward emotionally.

mou is a hack

Just realised that >we are 7th going into this.

Today we have a chance to jump Arsenal with a win so of course it'll be a draw.

Lingard is one of those players who is happy with being average. You know, makes a run, crosses and is happy with being an average player. Its like oh ive put my shift in better get back to making insta posts. He belongs in an average side like west brom.

Who /ABU/ here?

>le 3 at the back meme

Exactly.

Count me in.

Post things that trigger customers

>Implying Mou isn't throwing this match, so we don't leapfrog Arsenal, thus convincing Wenger to sign a new 2 year deal

or in a squad like Manchester United. to be a squad player. only in fantasy land can you manage a group of 25 players all of them with enough category to be starters.
it's not hard to get, just get over it.

but newcastle arent playing

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Reporting in
He's just attempting to copy Conte's system now, kek

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>inb4 draw.

Why is the Slav here when his bull is injured?

Can u name a "squad player" in the top 4 who gets the same amount of minutes as lingard and is completely average?

Why do Asian 3rd worlders love United but Europe 3rd worlders hate them?

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SUMON THE BASED SLOVAK

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>Martial can't even get a start in this squad

He's playing a 3-4-3 though.

>letting manlet scored header

Been injured

Lad I could understand if you defended any other player against unwaranted criticism. But Lingard? He's the epitome of what is wrong with young players nowadays.

What happened to The Flip anyway? Back to supporting Chelsea under some proxy again?

because euros know about football and have morals

he got arrested. no im not joking

>setting up to win the PL next season

BRILLIANT

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>3 at the back
>Jones
>Elbow man
>Young
>Lingard
>Rashford as the lone striker against a team that will park the bus

It's so shitty and stupid it'll probably work and we'll win comfortably.

Get out ABUs or else.

>mfw the United - Arsenal rivalry gets reignited in the EL next season

Wasn't he a criminal trying to avoid trial or something? Probably got killed by a death squad or is rotting in a jail cell somewhere.

>United end up in EL after finishing 3rd in CL group

He's just a player. try to vent your frustations elsewhere, maybe focus on bettering yourself? Because that can actually have an effect on them.

they'll win but dayum that united side looks weak as piss

>Euros
>Morals

what? he's a midtable tier player and plays for a midtable side

>Rooney out again with another """injury"""

Does anyone buy this shit?

>no ibra

were fucced

they could've picked a better picture for Higuain.

full Piguain here

what

It was 3-4-2-1 against Chelsea and Rostov, the same formation Conte has been using to walk the league for months now. It's kind of a progress to see outdated dinosaur like >mouyes adjust tactics to something currently relevant, actually

kek

league is not a priority atm. there's injured key players (pogba) and banned key players (pogba and herrera). mourinho also needs PL playing time to see how some squad players react

Fergie use to play shit like Anderson, Welbeck, Gibson, O'Shea so it's nothing new. Especially given that he's an academy player.

Probably realised Manure's next dynasty was going to be 20 years of 6/7th with Europa league

So he chose to abort his narrative, turn his proxy on and trade his #pogba shirt for a David Luiz one

>cant call a shit player shit on a sports board in a thread about man united

might aswell shut down spee lads

>£78M wages included in total cost
When are wages ever mentioned in total cost?

is this on sky or BT

I think it's on BT

>eague is not a priority atm

m8 we need top 4 for the adidas deal. not getting top 4 would cost us like 200m

That's Mino Raiola

Man City's squad player is Jesus fucking Navas. Now, do you think Lingard is better than Navas?

when making fun of a club for buying back their own youth

>Jones is bad
When will this meme die. He is literally Uniteds best defender, its Smalling you need to be worried about.

>muh Conte formation
the more you people complain, the better it will taste when he wins trophies with it

Christ, that Boro squad's atrocious.

Even post-Karanka I can't see them scoring many goals.

>I need other bitter sheep to make me feel better about myself

You have a source for this?

I always thought the whole criminal narrative was just LARP shitposting. Sucks if it's true, we all loved bullying him here

Customers gentlemen and ladies-with-a-dick

All they care about is money and the brand

wtf I love stella artois now

>He is literally Uniteds best defender

>they think United won't get a top 4 finish
0-2 United today

I dont care to tell you the truth. you're the one who needs to get over it

yes

>no poogba
manure will win

Is it me or are kickoffs getting earlier?

Surprised they don't kick the Old Firm off at 10am so the weegies don't get too drunk

Why do 12pm kickoffs exist?

Have to agree that Smalling is shit but this season:

Rojo > Bailly >>>>>> Jones > Smalling

navas is bang average. they would have been better off holding onto milner

>no Pogba

But im a paying customer

It is so they can fit 3 matches on tv

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