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First for VWL 2017

Be careful lads. If it happened to Daryl it could happen to you.

>VETLEL

Reminder

>going to miss the first race due to mothering sunday

disapoint

Make this F1 related

First for aMd aMx

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Grid "girls" for leaf gp this year.

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

It's not the Brazilian GP thread yet, m8.

>I just get the impression he's getting babbied into being the next golden boy of F1.

Reminds me of the Brazilian GP last year.

Nico had a twitch before corner 3 (or whatever is it).
That gave Max a huge run on Nico, so
Max went off line around the outside to pass Nico

When he was off line, he discovered there was more grip out there, so he started using that line from then on.

Cue Martin Brundle for the rest of the race:
>"hurr hurr how does he know there's more grip out there. No one else has even thought of taking that line. Max is so amazing. That boy will be world champion some day."


So many fanboys, especially in the media, are so committed to the "Max is a future WDC" narrative, that everything he does is twisted to meet their confirmation bias.

Shemales - F1 Teams
Guy - /f1/s dreams and hopes for a exciting season

kek

>tfw no extensive snack/meal plan for Australia to summon Nick with because quali and race both coincide with breakfast (which means bacon omelet on baguette and is not his thing) and he will be on the sleepapnea machine during all three practise sessions

i was gonna make an epic thread :.-(

you can make the next thread, binland

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ok before this thread gets deleted I dont pay attention to any of this until around now, what are tricky fucken dicks chances of a winning a WDC this season between 1 and 100?

what had you planed

less than a week now, guys

OC

>I think the only 100% bullshit max got away with was in Spa.
>>Inb4 not handing the place to Seb in Mexico
>The stewards never told him to give the place back during the race. Imo the reason the stewards didn't order max to give the place back during the race is because Lewy got away with a more severe cornercut earlier that race on the same corner.

>implying Lewy shouldn't have gotten penalized for cornercutting too
>implying stewards letting Hamilton cut corner without punishment and letting amx do the same makes it any less than 100% bullshit

You played yourself, leaf.

Was it a photo of your benis with a "Honda" drawn on it, fucking a fleshlight with "McLaren" drawn on it?

Who ready for Sudoku here if HWL?

Don't worry Finny, you'll do the next one

bongawolladongawoolloomooloo/10

I don't think Haas can pull that off.

It was out of 100, you drongo.

I don't think Haryanto has a seat this year

>HAAS
He's clearly talking about Rio's comeback when Wehrlein gets killed by Stroll

thanks for the feedback mate
heading to a wedding in amsterdam in June
any advice?
thanks in advance mate

>mfw toothpastes can come up with their own maymays so they have to save mine without asking

*LALALALALALALA*

I'd say a solid 67

10. Mercedes and Ferrari are faster. Also he's pretty evenly matched by Amx.

second from left is the only one that resembles a female

worst is probably second from right
>that botched tit-job

If only this season was going to be that much fun.

Ricky and Max fanboys BTFO

>Max Verstappen has conceded he doesn't think Red Bull's new RB13 can challenge Mercedes and Ferrari for wins at the start of the 2017 Formula 1 season.

autosport.com/news/report.php/id/128553/verstappen-red-bull-not-good-enough-to-win

>implying even 2012 was as fun as being gangbanged by ladyboys

Ok, contrarianfag, who or what do you like?

see

If Mercedes decides to switch to Honda engines, AMD gets killed by a certain young Williams driver, and Ferrari applying its usual racing strategy, I would say Ricky has a good chance of winning this years WDC.

He's just defending his reputation by downplaying expectations. A necessary response to media hype.

niiiiiice

Fuck Red Bull and their fellowkids approach to everything.

contrarian aussie wants to take dick in the bum, why am I not surprised.

No surprise there, they've been down playing their early season expectations during testing already.

Fucking capeshit.

Holy shit

>at the start of the 2017 Formula 1 season
Yeah no shit their car is basic as fuck still. Just wait until they have stuffed that thing with winglets and boards out the ass and run on rails like it's 2013 on steroids.

Was it, dare I say it, Kino?

>le Red Bull is going to show up in Melbourne with a million aero parts maymay

>>at the start of the 2017 Formula 1 season

>patriotic Aussie is too scared to have a little bit of bumfun because his asshole is still hurting from watching Webber being raped by German cock for years.

RedBull could always just cheat, hasn't stopped them previously.

why are we so fucking gay?

Where the fuck did I say that holy shit. Ausposters are truly the worst

Nah fuck Wobbler, the only thing I want entering my arse is my girlfriends fist.

>Where the fuck did I say that

australian reading comprehension


6 full days

>contrarian Aussie buttblasted so hard he literally became a faggot

>le Australians get a free pass for lacking reading comprehension cause they are the Bants Masters (tm) maymay

>60 replies
>12 (you)s

W E W
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contrarian aussie is literally my least favourite aussie. i'll literally prefer fucking noelposter above you.

Yet you can't stop replying.

Face it, you NEED me to make the thread fun.

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cheating only gets you so far

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This image of the best Manchester band triggers Noel poster.

>1/5 (you) ratio
impressive

that translate to ninety-nine in the gabbamoolaboongamoolamoolaroompa language

toothpaste out smarted again by superior australian intellect

Those guys aren't even the 2nd best band in Machester

They're leaving it late to remove those green posts from the verge.

More live Goodwood

youtube.com/watch?v=nAsf2wUrdAc


>more British people wearing brown

Actual racing today it seems

>Stig only good enough to qualify 6th

Inb4 someone crashes their gorillion dollar ancient race car

>leaf
>posting faggotry

Nothing out of the usual.

Bruce, Noel is the first one to admit that the smiths are superior.

Goodwood is such a beautiful circuit

It's a shame safety is so important now that we can't have rose bushes and daisies with the immaculate green lawns on the tracks edge.

Noel literally doesn't though, the only band he has ever said is better than Oasis is the Beatles and the Rolling Stones.

He's always banging on about he is the best thing to ever come out of manchester.

This doesn't look safe at all.
It's like a tractor.

I laugh every time

youtube.com/watch?v=021GVfHJ_YE

I can't wait for someone to smash through the flower bed at the chicane.

a fucking tractor

Why don't they put a protective carbon fibre ring on top of the hood that goes around the driver to protect against debris and crashing?

>the 20 just chucking it sideways into the corners

Pure kino

THE ROAR OF THESES ENGINES

>strong bitch.jpg
>referring to Becks as "bitch"


This is why people hate toothpastes.
KYS

>implying the best Manchester band isn't pic related
Inb4 JD was better.

Fucking plebs.

Joy Division was better

didn't ask

They got a lot more fun when Ian Curtis, uhh, left.

well you got told anyway.

I suppose it was time to hang up the old sound.

>muh corner cutting

Sure, remember when Hamilton cut the corner on lap 1 and nothing came of it? It's bullshit but I can see why Verstappen assumed it is allowed because the stewards didn't punish anyone else for doing it

>muh exceeding track limits

Everyone does this, plus when has this been a particular problem with Max specifically?

>muh moving under braking

Not illegal at the time because it was the first defensive change of direction he made, which is pretty much "loophole" tier but not illegal. I don't have a problem with any of his moves aside from the Kemmel straight one which was just dangerous and stupid

>muh forcing another driver off track

Not illegal, happens all the time. Literally Hamilton's signature move. Some people know how to do it, some people don't.

>muh double/multiple defensive moves

More like a loophole, not really illegal because of the way he does it. Plus I don't really see an issue in actually trying to defend a position?

'Legal' but still cunt move bonuses:
>muh screw strategy and burn away my tyres because I'm not here to finish

This is retarded I agree

>muh disobeying team orders even though I am clearly holding up my teammate

When has this ever happened? It's hard to argue Sainz was ever in a position where he was actually faster than Verstappen? Plus the Ricky/Max Malaysia battle was Ricky holding up Max, who was on a different strategy and without the VSC and Ham explosion the strategy would have panned out as HamVerRic

Schumi did the same sort of shit except even worse on occasion yet people class that under his amazing dedication and passion for the sport blah blah even though Schumi straight up tried to kill people on track

TLDR you are a buttmad idiot

I do think the steward's treatment of Max is occasionaly questionable though. Either be harsh to everyone or be as lenient as with Max to everyone. Consistency is key, hopefully based ROSS THE BOSS will fix the stewards shit and being so emotional

>On September 13, 1982, Kelly was driving back to Monaco from her country home in Roc Agel when she had a stroke. As a result, she lost control of her 1971 Rover P6 3500[37] and drove off the steep, winding road and down the 120 ft mountainside

What the fuck is "The Silver War"?