So my milfy neighbor is leaving to work in about half an hour...

So my milfy neighbor is leaving to work in about half an hour. She just went to get gas and left the garage door open so I went in and unlocked the back entrance. The plan is to wait until she leaves for the day and head over there to do some filthy things. What else should I do?
>pic not related (my math teacher)

panties pics

First, make sure she doesn't re-lock it again.
Cum on footwear and undergarments. Also sex paraphernalia if you find any, and any food that isn't going to look weird afterwards.
Wear gloves and something on your head so that you don't leave fingerprints or hair all over the place.

Not break the law

alright Sup Forums her garage door just opened. i’ll head out in 5

also i switched to mobile for an easier time

absolute madman

Take a pic of her dirty panties

Post some shoes and used clothes

yes do it

Obvious bait is obvious

i guess we'll see

is this a cam? sorry for the shitty quality i didn’t want to go near it just incase

Panties bras and sexy underthings.

i’ll post a full room pic so you can see where it is

Busted fag. Enjoy jail.

Leave a Bible on her desk/table

No looks like a movement sensor

Motion heat detector, is the alarm system on?

Motion sensor for alarm system.

Any more of your math teacher o.o? I'm more interested in that

its a motion detector for home security.

Jizz all over her pillows

if its aa on... you have 3 minutes to GFO HOME!

Photos of her underwear!!

OP is kill
>fingerprintseverywhere.jpeg

i’ll post underwear pics and stuff soon but first things first. what am i cumming in Sup Forums?

Mayo

also i don’t know why all my pics are sideways

Milk

Don't worry, it's probably just a smoke detector. Now grab her dirty panties and cum in them.

hi.
i hope you go to jail, you worthless fuck.

Mayo
>stir it in

I reported you to the FBI. You are fucking creepy. This gives you atleast 2 years psychatry or prison, psycho.

Milk

How do we know this isn't your house


-skeptic

look for nudes on her computer

The Mayo and leave a dick print

Edit the pic slightly like a small crop before posting usually fixes it

Cum in the yogurt.
This too

Condiments and/or sauces

steal her family photos

find a picture of her OP WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE

Place dick inside mayo

He's doing it, the absolute lad

obviously the mayo

This and then taste it

...

Check'd

this is the first tuime ive seen this not being a opened tabs meme.

MODS! BAN THIS SNITCH

That's because he's a faggot and thought that people were actually reporting all those times.
This is advanced level newfaggotry

Sad day for that bastard

fake and gay lol. i can see how you've changed that banner, faggot

newfag

Reverse image search ontop of everypost people still this stupid

Read this as

>Wear gloves OR something on your head so that you don't leave fingerprints or hair all over the place

Took me a while to figure out what you were on about...

post pics of her if you find any

Hopefully OP is not a fag today and posts photos of his sneaking

>leave dna evidence everywhere
>BTW DON'T LEAVE FINGERPRINTS

Everyone here is an idiot

ADT CAME IN, OP IS KILL

also it would have been nice if you had something like a small cam to put in her bedroom/bathroom and come the next time she leaves to take it back

quads confirms that these newfags should fuck off back to plebbit

Everyone says cum in the mayo, but no one has said which jar of mayo. Why 2 jars of mayo?

maybe we want OP to get caught. LICK HER DOORKNOBS OP!

Real Shit

Is OP kill?

what thea actual fuck put me in screen cap Tomek gawiliński ssie pałe

Who the fuck keeps boxes of pasta in the fridge?

They don't test dna for a simple b&e. Costs too much. As long as he locks the door on the way out I doubt anyone even notices, unless you make a mess.

It makes sense if his fingerprints are in a database while his DNA isn't.

You know, leaving traces will only get you caught if they have your DNA/fingerprint on file. Besides, you can easily plant peoples DNA but you can't really plant fingerprints.

>15 minutes since last update
OP is kill, abandon ship

idk why you think you cant plant fingerprints..

update you nigger

They don't DNA test after a theft or b&e. So, looks like you're the idiot

>it wasn't me officer! Someone else jizzed my cum onto her panties and toothbrush.

OP, are you alive?

Well they did have a motion and heat detector and if it was turned on he obviously set it off. They're silent alarms that goes to a dispatcher who then calls the owner. If the owner can't confirm it's them that set off the alarm the police will be sent to the house. They probably busted him with his dick deep in that mayo-yar by now.

Op please come back

Take a dump on her pillow, then flip pillow over so turd's on the bottom.
That way, she finds it after she slides her arm under pillow if she's a "side" sleeper.

Lol op got caught

Miracle whip isn't mayo

OP here, you guys might wanna peep this

Seriously? How long does it take to fap? Like a minute. Don't know why he didn't head straight to the hamper.

OP IS KILL

what city is he in? time to check local news sites

What's that?

Go on

>OP is not kill

OPs mom just asked him why he's walking around his own house wearing rubber gloves and jerking off.
>OP has gone

It's a bag? And what?

a fucking backpack

OP IS ALIVE

Take a shit in her toilet and don't flush it

Imagine the scene of the cop walking in on OP with a jar of mayo, blue gloves on, and a dick in his hand. Officer says hands up, so he drops the Mayo and it splatters on the floor

Time flies when you're a faggot

Kek

thuis runined me lol kek

Thanks, I had no idea. I meant what's inside, poorly worded ngl

I never claimed such. It's not easy to plant a fingerprint and have it appear authentic First you need to plant it using the fingerprint owners own sweat and fat since that's what fingerprints are made of. Then you need to make an exact copy with rounded sides. It's not something most people are even capable of doing and especially not people who are just out to fake a brake-in in order to bust some neighbour.

Wasn't there a news story a while ago about some jealous ex girlfriend smearing her exes sperm in his bosses office in order to get him fired?