Adventure time, Sup Forums!

Adventure time, Sup Forums!

>dubs decide next course of action (can fail)
>trips decide next course of action (can't fail)
>quads wins the game with their action
>OP will narrate/illustrate each action

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You are standing on a dirt road in a shaded glen, before you are three paths: Left, Straight, Right

You have a Sword, a Shield, and 1 Torch in your inventory.

>wat do?

ROOOOOOLL

Rolling for right

You put an action in your post, if it's dubs or better we do it.

fgt

Reroll

cry over wasted dubs

Skip the paths entirely and go through the woods toward the right.

You talk to yourself, because you're a faggot.

do a backflip

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Kill yourself game over

Because you were talking to yourself, a traveling merchant stops by and has pity on you, taking you for a retarded adventurer.
He leaves you 25 gold pieces and hopes you can find some help.

>+25 gold
>Goddamn OP needs to stop gets

nice faggotry
u fag
if dub, eat dirt to fullfill belly

Where this gold comes from, there's gonna be more...
Run after him and stab him in the back!

Go fucking right

lel, insta get, show me OP

Roll in circles!

That bastard was holding out on you! Time to get a bigger share of the profits!

The merchant is going on his way as you draw your sword and lunge for his backside. Your sword easily slides into his back as you have killed the kindly merchant.

>You loot the corpse and get 1,000 gold pieces.

now take his clothes off and dress like a merchand

go left

I agree, let's take his cloths and see if we can trick some dudes on the road....

reroll and throw that merchant into the next ditch

roll and try to sell dick extenders pills just like on the internet.

Take the best weapon the merchant has and go find something to kill.

loot that fucka

One and only reroll.

Fuck the corpse

two different dudes, two dubs, congrats other m8

After killing a beast and fucking the corpse, craft it into a hat then skip towards the nearest hamlet.

You loot the merchant's belongings, it's mostly oils and spices, but you DO manage to find a magical +1 sword among the junk. Also, you take his clothes and backpack.
That'll teach some random stranger to give you kindness!

You wonder which way would be best to find something to kill...

>Magical Sword +1 equipped
>Merchant clothes equipped

Thread Dead Redemption.

Did OP become an hero?

As they say in Minecraft, digging down is the best way to find danger.

Stare directly into the sun and sprint full speed in that direction until you find an adversary.

Reroll.

Forgot the backpack...

Stab yourself in the knee with the sword

Rerolling, this is genius, given the number of paths that converge here our odds of being discovered and taken to civilisation are pretty good. Plus this way we don't have to walk.

middle path, stop to take a pee pee

better: make yourself a small cut but a bloody mess then play dead. When people come to help you just slay them by surprise and loot them. When u get bored hiding corpses and finding a new to place to play the dead, just do it once more but this time let the helper carry you to the nearest town

Rerolling, also take some if the merchant's flesh for later consumption

Run so fast that we defy the laws of physics and run through thin air, and into space, directly into the sun.

Genius, I'm in

left path, light torch if dark

walk into the woods

Bump

reroll

nigger don't just bump without making a suggestion--what if you rolled digits?
Anyway, take right path defensive posture

Reroll

Start to furiously masturbate using the merchant's blood

Reroll

winrar OP

fag
eat the corpse then go to hunt childrens

quads for kill dragon with dick

Implode in pure anger

You take out your shield and get into a defensive position. Seems like the right path is the right choice!
Eventually the path leads near a river bank. It smells nice...

((OP here, just takes awhile to make the images. I'm still here, just don't want to get dubs on accident.))

Throw away the shield and masturbate while exploring for nukes

search area for anything interesting

What's this!? There's a goblin on the path ahead! What should you do?!

>it smells nice
Snort the air until you bleed from your nose

continue down path, seraching for game, fish, and enemies. inventory recap.
>attack goblin

stab the fucker

Throw the shield at the goblin and rape his children

ask goblin if can be frens?

call the police

Throw the shield and sword at the goblin and rape him and his entire village

Introduce him to the communist ideology

After doing that, you force him into a female and rape him over and over

WINRAR

I finger his anus and sniff my fingers

After introducing him, rape his children

I wonder how OP is going to draw that

using your subversive commie tricks, lure him close thinking you're a mere merchant. When he's within reach, capture him

You call the goblin over for some rousing discourse on the benefits of communism. It seems hesitant at first, but soon decides that it is the best method of distributing wealth amongst the commonfolk. Let all men, monsters, etc. be created equal! If only you had your copy of the Communist Manifesto to share with him...
To demonstrate your unyielding faith in Communism, you hand over half of your gold as the goblin joins your quest. The wealth will be shared between you two.
You decide to call your new companion Goblinakov... for now...

>-512 gold pieces
>+Goblin companion
>+1 Communism

You fucking idiot you wasted dubs

I rape his mind


And children

Bolshevik the goblin and take his stuff and your gold back

all saved data is lost permanently
start over

Cut his dick off in the name of communism


And kill his family

Pick flowers along the riverbank

Find animals to kill and kill them

I demand him to bring me to his family. Then i eat his wifes and childrens asses in front of his eyes

Take Goblinakov to the nearest town to seize the means of production

Then cut his dick off in the name of hammer and sickle

inventory recap and continue down path

Find a new town/village to spread your Communist manifesto

Reroll

reroll

>707070
This has to count as trips, right OP?

I go with him to the nearest tavern and eat his ass in front of the other guests

Continue going on this path

No, but here's an inventory recap anyways.

Shield
Magical Sword +1
512 Gold Pieces
Torch
Merchant's Clothes
Merchant's Backpack

Holy shit that get

eat out his ass and use him as a prostitute

Loot and burn farming village because of their enterprising nature

Go fishing

The stars have aligned and it has begun. What must happen next is clear. Follow the river downhill to the nearest lumber mill and seize the means of production.

Hot

reroll

go to america and do las vegas

Plays The Bard Song on a air guitar

I ask him about his family and job