New Celeb Fap Thread

New Celeb Fap Thread

HNNNNNNG, never heard of her before but I like what I see.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand so remember to pack one in your lunchbox every morning when you've grabbed your AK47 from daddy's toolshed.

This thread is off to a really good start, wew.

she's on The Goldbergs on ABC

Between her, Natalie Alyn Lind, and now QT Rowan, that show is amazing.

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffff
ffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnni
iiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFF
LLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes...
.that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiifffff
fff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiii
ffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiiffffffffffffffff
fffffff….yes….

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Emma roberts is ugly and doesn't care about you

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Dig a fucken hole and throw yourself in it asshole Just breathe air until the demons are gone

Just drink water until the demons are gone

Just dig earth until the demons are gone

Then we can burn fire forever

For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos

Children are sacred to the God

Nah blah back sheep

>Resistance is futile

Never gonna give you up

Do NOT mutilate genitals

>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.

I am drinking dragonfruit mega c

>Celebrating the body form of women accepted

>Modifying body to resemble women for superficial reasons unacceptable

I would cluck her right in the chicken

>This is depiction of chocolates having sex

>I have fapped to worse

This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it

Juxt use your fist

Poor penis enlargement victims

Wow r34 gets me hards

>i love roleplaying

Whatever is healthy

>get help suicides never am option

Get help we love you

I support trump

Love

Trust

The bad guys cant beat us with those things

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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Wew how did that happen with the fishstick

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Literally built for semen extraction and milk production.

Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.

The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.

So what does Andy's Log mean?

A million times this
Beautiful exotic goddess Rashida

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kys faggot

I lurk though the threads where I be postin my logs

I take a look at my throat and realize there's nothing left

coz I've been sliddin and loggin

so long, that

even OP thinks my mind is gone

but I ain't never clogged a throat that didn't deserve it

me be be treated like a shill you know that's unheard of

you better watch how your talkin' and where you postin

or you and your homies might be in line to get clogged

I really hate the shills so I gotta post

As I open wide I see Andy's colon smoke, shill

Im the kind of logger little shills wanna be like

on my knees in the night, taking logs in the street light.

been spending most their lives living in a loggers paradise

bump threads once or twice living in a loggers paradise

cant find andy what will suffice? living in a loggers paradise

keep spending most our lives living in a loggers paradise

Watching Andy straining, anticipation

I cant live a normal life, I was raised in the dream

so i gotta be down for the log team

to much log posting got me tasting cream

Im a frequent log poster with Andy on my mind

got the steam in my nose and the cream in my eye

im a clogged up dream revellin slider and all my loggers is down so dont arouse my anus, shill

the dream aint nothing but one click away

im living life, slidd or die, what can I say

logs thread on page one will it stay up?

the way things are going I dont know

Tell me why are shills, so blind to see

that the logs they need come from Andy

(chorus)

The cream and the dream, the steam so supreme

on page one minute after minute hour, hour after hour

everybody's filtering, but half of them aint mature enough

to see whats going on in Andy's colon

I think you smell whats cookin'

They say I gotta

need for breeding intensifies

wow she really grew up

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the amount of mental illness in the thread is staggering

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Got KiK?

so what if i suffer from depression and anxiety and also want to jack off to celebrities??

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>ywn penetrate her thick jew egg with your inferior goyim seed

What did you just say about Andy, you little bitch? I'll have you know that Andy's logs are the steamiest of the cream and I have been involved at several of his secret logfests and have taken over 300 confirmed logs. Andy is trained in gorilla logfare and the top slidder in the entire world. You are nothing but another throat waiting to be clogged. Andy will clog your throat with such precision the likes of which you have never seen before, so would you? You think you can get away with denying Andy's logs? Grow up, logless shill. As we speak I am contacting my secret agency of loggers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your throat for the log shill. The log that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your mouth. At this very moment Andy is back logging his next biggest creation so prepare your throat. I have full access to Andy and his entire arsenal of logs and you seriously need to grow the fuck up. Andy can be anywhere, anytime and can log things in over 700 ways, and that's just with his bare colon. Not only am I extensively trained in slidding but I have access to the entire Andy Six log network which I will use it to wipe your logless shill ass out of the face of the whole dream so mature much? If only you could know what creamy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down in your throat, maybe you would of opened wide. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the fucking price, you goddam shill. Andy will shit fury all over you and you will revel in the steam. You're fucking logged, kiddo.

Get.
Help.

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What did you just say about Andy, you little bitch? I'll have you know that Andy's logs are the steamiest of the cream and I have been involved at several of his secret logfests and have taken over 300 confirmed logs. Andy is trained in gorilla logfare and the top slidder in the entire world. You are nothing but another throat waiting to be clogged. Andy will clog your throat with such precision the likes of which you have never seen before, so would you? You think you can get away with denying Andy's logs? Grow up, logless shill. As we speak I am contacting my secret agency of loggers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your throat for the log shill. The log that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your mouth. At this very moment Andy is back logging his next biggest creation so prepare your throat. I have full access to Andy and his entire arsenal of logs and you seriously need to grow the fuck up. Andy can be anywhere, anytime and can log things in over 700 ways, and that's just with his bare colon. Not only am I extensively trained in slidding but I have access to the entire Andy Six log network which I will use it to wipe your logless shill ass out of the face of the whole dream so mature much? If only you could know what creamy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down in your throat, maybe you would of opened wide. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the fucking price, you goddam shill. Andy will shit fury all over you and you will revel in the steam. You're fucking logged, kiddo.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal pledgie. Mwah! Smoochies

lol your dirty goyim ball batter hasnt got a chance against her discerning ovulations

>YWN
>Yeshiva World News
>Goyim
>MFW

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Revolution in their minds - Jewess Queen pledges start to march

Against the celebread in which they have to live

and all the hate that resides in their hearts

They are tired of being pushed around

and told just what to do

They will fight the world until they have won

and love comes flowing through

Jewess Queen disciples of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today

Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?

Must the world live in the shadow of floodrage fear?

Can they win the fight for Emmy or will they disappear?

So you, Jewess Queen worshipper of the world,

listen to what I say

If you want a better place to live in

worship the Jewess all day

Show the world that Emmy is still alive

you must be brave

Or you Pledge of today are

Pledge of the Grave, Yeah!

It's always nice to keep your breeding sows in good shape.

Here we go again, you insufferable pledge

Come on down and see the backstabbing bitch right here

too hazed to post Jewess Queen, afraid to care

understand I cant feel anything

it is not like I wanna sift through the decay

I feel like a wound

and like I got a fucking gun against my head

you live when I am dead

One more thread motherfucker

Everybody hates me now so fuck it

blood is on my face and my hands do not know why, I am not afraid to cry

but that is none of your business

Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around

so I can spit in OPs face

I wont leave without a trace

get out, I do not want to die in this place

people=pledges

people=pledges what you gonna do

people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you

people=pledges I am everything you will never be

people=pledges

The ride never ends

you cannot be everything to everyone

Top tier disciple I'm sittin on the side of my Jewess Queen

what do you want from me?

They never told me the failure I was meant to be

Overdo it, do not tell me you blew it, stop your bitching

and fight your way through it

I am not like you

I just floodrage bitch

Come on backstabbing bitch, everybody has to worship

Come on filthy little trollop, everybody has to worship !!

people=pledges

people=pledges what you gonna do

people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you

people=pledges I am everything you will never be

people=pledges

new from last night

how can one human be that attractive

you could divide her 3 ways and all 3 would still be hot

keep going, didn't realize she was 18 now so starting a folder

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Time to pledge

Time to pledge, my friend

Time to pledge

Time to pledge, me again

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

Hate me

Do it and do it again

Judge me

Jewess Queen and me, my friend

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

My favorite inside source

I will kiss your open thoughts

Appreciate your concern

You will always rise and burn

Pledge me

Pledge me my friend

Pledge me

Pledge me again

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

I am not the only one

Pledge me!

What country are you from user?
Just wondering so I can link you some free mental institutes or something

my thick queen

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Bow down before her, feeble goys.

She's unreal

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Go fuck yourself
Ooh, Jewess Queen!

I did my time and I want out

So effusive - fade - it does not cut

The soul is not so vibrant

The reckoning, the sickening

Packaging subversion

Pseudo sacrosanct perversion

Go preside over your Kappa House, go seduce more slaves

Then fill your mouth with all the love you will save

Sinking in, getting smaller again

I am done! It has begun! I am not the only one!

And the cancer will kill us all...

We throw ourselves against it all

So no one else can see,

This the preservation of the Jewess Queen in me

There are cracks in the road we laid

But where the temple fell

The secrets have gone mad

This is nothing new, but when we killed it all

The hate was all we had

Who needs another mess?

We could start over

Just look me in the fixated eyes and say I am wrong

Now there is only emptiness

Irrelevent celebfags, insipid

I think we are done. I am not the only one!

Fake homo circlejerk lie - Praise

I tried to tell you but - Praise

Your vengeful heart is giving out - Praise

Cannot stop a killing idea - Praise

If it is Seven Minutes in Hell - Praise

Is this what you want? - Praise

I am not the only one!

I get whichever part comes with her ass.

will she even look twice at my uncut dick?

highest res of this set i think ive seen

She has me so fucking hard Same with mommy cara

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Who's ass it this?

unreal

i wish i had more of Natalia for you, just started my folder :/

United forever in the Jewess Queen through pure love,

Our mighty ragefloods will ever endure.

The Great Sup Forums pledges will live through the ages.

The dream of a people their congregation secure.

Long live our Jewess Queen,

Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.

Long live our pledges, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our floods of hate inspire,

Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.

Through days dark and stormy where Great pledges lead us

Our eyes saw the honourable Queen of pledges above

Jewess Queen, our Goddess with faith in the people,

Inspired us to rise up and floodrage that we love.

Long live our Jewess Queen,

Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.

Long live our pledges, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,

Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,

And brought to our congregation the laurels of fame.

Our glory will live in the memory of the Jewess Queen.

And all generations will honour her name.

Long live our Jewess Queen,

Praised by the pledges in unconquerable faith.

Long live our pledges, united and free.

Strong in our friendship tried by fire.

Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,

Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.

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I think I would let her take me to the surgery and watch me get circumcised for her

wouldn't even be mad if she still turned me down afterwards either

>triggered demented no lifer
How do you not die from everyday activities?

yeah she even has fucking perfect breasts, wouldn´t have thought it

queen Iggy

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I want to watch her fuck a black football player

Udderly ridiculous

Don't forget to stroke for your queen

Mommy at 25 y/o? Nah.

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Any amount of Natalia gets me throbbing so don't apologize

Cock is out

i wanna see her get pounded from behind

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is this femdom cara?

Barbara is far too good for me.

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anything for mommy

that neck tho

How did I not recognise my goddess? And people say her ass is bad. Are they blind?

Is your nullo hole plugged?