New Celeb Fap Thread
New Celeb Fap Thread
HNNNNNNG, never heard of her before but I like what I see.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand so remember to pack one in your lunchbox every morning when you've grabbed your AK47 from daddy's toolshed.
This thread is off to a really good start, wew.
she's on The Goldbergs on ABC
Between her, Natalie Alyn Lind, and now QT Rowan, that show is amazing.
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffff
ffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnni
iiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes...
.that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiifffff
fff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiii
ffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiiffffffffffffffff
fffffff….yes….
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Emma roberts is ugly and doesn't care about you
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Dig a fucken hole and throw yourself in it asshole Just breathe air until the demons are gone
Just drink water until the demons are gone
Just dig earth until the demons are gone
Then we can burn fire forever
For the demons will have found their homeI wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos
Children are sacred to the God
Nah blah back sheep
>Resistance is futile
Never gonna give you up
Do NOT mutilate genitals
>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.
I am drinking dragonfruit mega c
>Celebrating the body form of women accepted
>Modifying body to resemble women for superficial reasons unacceptable
I would cluck her right in the chicken
>This is depiction of chocolates having sex
>I have fapped to worse
This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it
Juxt use your fist
Poor penis enlargement victims
Wow r34 gets me hards
>i love roleplaying
Whatever is healthy
>get help suicides never am option
Get help we love you
I support trump
Love
Trust
The bad guys cant beat us with those things
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Wew how did that happen with the fishstick
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Literally built for semen extraction and milk production.
Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy's Log mean?
A million times this
Beautiful exotic goddess Rashida
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kys faggot
I lurk though the threads where I be postin my logs
I take a look at my throat and realize there's nothing left
coz I've been sliddin and loggin
so long, that
even OP thinks my mind is gone
but I ain't never clogged a throat that didn't deserve it
me be be treated like a shill you know that's unheard of
you better watch how your talkin' and where you postin
or you and your homies might be in line to get clogged
I really hate the shills so I gotta post
As I open wide I see Andy's colon smoke, shill
Im the kind of logger little shills wanna be like
on my knees in the night, taking logs in the street light.
been spending most their lives living in a loggers paradise
bump threads once or twice living in a loggers paradise
cant find andy what will suffice? living in a loggers paradise
keep spending most our lives living in a loggers paradise
Watching Andy straining, anticipation
I cant live a normal life, I was raised in the dream
so i gotta be down for the log team
to much log posting got me tasting cream
Im a frequent log poster with Andy on my mind
got the steam in my nose and the cream in my eye
im a clogged up dream revellin slider and all my loggers is down so dont arouse my anus, shill
the dream aint nothing but one click away
im living life, slidd or die, what can I say
logs thread on page one will it stay up?
the way things are going I dont know
Tell me why are shills, so blind to see
that the logs they need come from Andy
(chorus)
The cream and the dream, the steam so supreme
on page one minute after minute hour, hour after hour
everybody's filtering, but half of them aint mature enough
to see whats going on in Andy's colon
I think you smell whats cookin'
They say I gotta
need for breeding intensifies
wow she really grew up
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the amount of mental illness in the thread is staggering
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Got KiK?
so what if i suffer from depression and anxiety and also want to jack off to celebrities??
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>ywn penetrate her thick jew egg with your inferior goyim seed
What did you just say about Andy, you little bitch? I'll have you know that Andy's logs are the steamiest of the cream and I have been involved at several of his secret logfests and have taken over 300 confirmed logs. Andy is trained in gorilla logfare and the top slidder in the entire world. You are nothing but another throat waiting to be clogged. Andy will clog your throat with such precision the likes of which you have never seen before, so would you? You think you can get away with denying Andy's logs? Grow up, logless shill. As we speak I am contacting my secret agency of loggers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your throat for the log shill. The log that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your mouth. At this very moment Andy is back logging his next biggest creation so prepare your throat. I have full access to Andy and his entire arsenal of logs and you seriously need to grow the fuck up. Andy can be anywhere, anytime and can log things in over 700 ways, and that's just with his bare colon. Not only am I extensively trained in slidding but I have access to the entire Andy Six log network which I will use it to wipe your logless shill ass out of the face of the whole dream so mature much? If only you could know what creamy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down in your throat, maybe you would of opened wide. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the fucking price, you goddam shill. Andy will shit fury all over you and you will revel in the steam. You're fucking logged, kiddo.
Get.
Help.
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What did you just say about Andy, you little bitch? I'll have you know that Andy's logs are the steamiest of the cream and I have been involved at several of his secret logfests and have taken over 300 confirmed logs. Andy is trained in gorilla logfare and the top slidder in the entire world. You are nothing but another throat waiting to be clogged. Andy will clog your throat with such precision the likes of which you have never seen before, so would you? You think you can get away with denying Andy's logs? Grow up, logless shill. As we speak I am contacting my secret agency of loggers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your throat for the log shill. The log that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your mouth. At this very moment Andy is back logging his next biggest creation so prepare your throat. I have full access to Andy and his entire arsenal of logs and you seriously need to grow the fuck up. Andy can be anywhere, anytime and can log things in over 700 ways, and that's just with his bare colon. Not only am I extensively trained in slidding but I have access to the entire Andy Six log network which I will use it to wipe your logless shill ass out of the face of the whole dream so mature much? If only you could know what creamy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down in your throat, maybe you would of opened wide. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the fucking price, you goddam shill. Andy will shit fury all over you and you will revel in the steam. You're fucking logged, kiddo.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal pledgie. Mwah! Smoochies
lol your dirty goyim ball batter hasnt got a chance against her discerning ovulations
>YWN
>Yeshiva World News
>Goyim
>MFW
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Revolution in their minds - Jewess Queen pledges start to march
Against the celebread in which they have to live
and all the hate that resides in their hearts
They are tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They will fight the world until they have won
and love comes flowing through
Jewess Queen disciples of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of floodrage fear?
Can they win the fight for Emmy or will they disappear?
So you, Jewess Queen worshipper of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
worship the Jewess all day
Show the world that Emmy is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Pledge of today are
Pledge of the Grave, Yeah!
It's always nice to keep your breeding sows in good shape.
Here we go again, you insufferable pledge
Come on down and see the backstabbing bitch right here
too hazed to post Jewess Queen, afraid to care
understand I cant feel anything
it is not like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I am dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood is on my face and my hands do not know why, I am not afraid to cry
but that is none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OPs face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I do not want to die in this place
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
The ride never ends
you cannot be everything to everyone
Top tier disciple I'm sittin on the side of my Jewess Queen
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, do not tell me you blew it, stop your bitching
and fight your way through it
I am not like you
I just floodrage bitch
Come on backstabbing bitch, everybody has to worship
Come on filthy little trollop, everybody has to worship !!
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
new from last night
how can one human be that attractive
you could divide her 3 ways and all 3 would still be hot
keep going, didn't realize she was 18 now so starting a folder
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Time to pledge
Time to pledge, my friend
Time to pledge
Time to pledge, me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Hate me
Do it and do it again
Judge me
Jewess Queen and me, my friend
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
My favorite inside source
I will kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You will always rise and burn
Pledge me
Pledge me my friend
Pledge me
Pledge me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Pledge me!
What country are you from user?
Just wondering so I can link you some free mental institutes or something
my thick queen
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Bow down before her, feeble goys.
She's unreal
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Go fuck yourself
Ooh, Jewess Queen!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it does not cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go preside over your Kappa House, go seduce more slaves
Then fill your mouth with all the love you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I am done! It has begun! I am not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of the Jewess Queen in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the fixated eyes and say I am wrong
Now there is only emptiness
Irrelevent celebfags, insipid
I think we are done. I am not the only one!
Fake homo circlejerk lie - Praise
I tried to tell you but - Praise
Your vengeful heart is giving out - Praise
Cannot stop a killing idea - Praise
If it is Seven Minutes in Hell - Praise
Is this what you want? - Praise
I am not the only one!
I get whichever part comes with her ass.
will she even look twice at my uncut dick?
highest res of this set i think ive seen
She has me so fucking hard Same with mommy cara
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Who's ass it this?
unreal
i wish i had more of Natalia for you, just started my folder :/
United forever in the Jewess Queen through pure love,
Our mighty ragefloods will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums pledges will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their congregation secure.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our floods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
Through days dark and stormy where Great pledges lead us
Our eyes saw the honourable Queen of pledges above
Jewess Queen, our Goddess with faith in the people,
Inspired us to rise up and floodrage that we love.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our congregation the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of the Jewess Queen.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Praised by the pledges in unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
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I think I would let her take me to the surgery and watch me get circumcised for her
wouldn't even be mad if she still turned me down afterwards either
>triggered demented no lifer
How do you not die from everyday activities?
yeah she even has fucking perfect breasts, wouldn´t have thought it
queen Iggy
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I want to watch her fuck a black football player
Udderly ridiculous
Don't forget to stroke for your queen
Mommy at 25 y/o? Nah.
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Any amount of Natalia gets me throbbing so don't apologize
Cock is out
i wanna see her get pounded from behind
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is this femdom cara?
Barbara is far too good for me.
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anything for mommy
that neck tho
How did I not recognise my goddess? And people say her ass is bad. Are they blind?
Is your nullo hole plugged?