Adventure time, Sup Forums! Adventure Guy respawns at his last save point... which is at the start of the adventure!

Adventure time, Sup Forums! Adventure Guy respawns at his last save point... which is at the start of the adventure!

>dubs decide next course of action (can fail)
>trips decide next course of action (can't fail)
>quads wins the game with their action
>OP will narrate/illustrate each action
>dubs/trips can win the game with their action, quads is just an auto-win
>please give OP time to shoop the adventure

You are standing on a dirt road in a shaded glen, before you are three paths: Left, Straight, Right

You have a Sword, a Shield, and 1 Torch in your inventory.

>wat do?

Look for signs of life.

Sit down and practice magic, use Dick as staff

Dig pit trap for passersby

take the middle road

Straight

get dubs

Shove torch handle up pooper and do a handstand
be a beacon of light in the darkness for future travelers

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Reroll

this

reroll

Eat a entire egg

Reroll

light the torch and take the left road!
while we go, we go at half speed to constantly check around to make sure we don't get caught flat footed!

attemp to set the forest on fire

Eat dirt

set a tree on fire

Climb a tree to see where the paths lead

take right path in defensive posture. search for signs of life

try to lit fire to the trees with torch

Get high on crack

winrar

Go steal an AK-47 from the nazis

Fucking GG

pull out the secret machine gun you have

Kill the jews

Reroll

Reroll

sing the dk rap

"dubs can fail"
Take center path, looking for signs of life with sword and shield drawn

Roll

Reroll

You whip your dick out of your armor, struggling against all the protective measures a full set of armor contains. You manage to hurt yourself a little bit, but it's finally out.
You whip it around like a madman, attempting to set the forest on fire using magic.
Nothing happens.

>Your dick is now out.

Rolling

find a goblin and succ it peepe

Fuckin made my day right there ^_^

Reroll for Sup Forums

follow middle path in the treeline and try to stay hidden

KEK

Kill the jews

/thread

op stealing our dubs

((OP here, first off, holy shit. Second, gimme a sec... gotta winrar the game... ))

nice

rollin

ask God for forgiveness

Attempt to fellate a nearby squirrel

The story ended with a goblins dick in our mouth. And we're not even high on crack 9/10

Do it

Fuckin A winrar!

I put the torch in my ass and rush the right way while masturbating

AHAHAHA

Yummy

Make op kiss the knight on the dick

BITE THE GOBLIN'S DICK OFF AND USE IT AS A SWORD TO KILL HIM

WINRAR

You got dubs and fucking wasted them, we could have had a goblins dick in our mouth AND been high on crack

re
rol
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new thread or just cont?

New story

since quads wins how about the next adventure we start off with a goblin husband and 17 goblin children?

I was both the crack man and goblin dick man should've included them as a two in one

I love it m8 kekin along

And thus ends the story of OP. There be in the realm naught a dick nor chub that he wouldn't suck.

Reroll

reroll

And so our journey ends

Ground your beatifyl baby boi caillou in goanimtr

roll

Ebic end

Im crying
>OP is a fag and his thread died after three posts

bump and if dubs

stop wasting dubs fags

nice hope op isnt dead

Op I'm sorry

Op isnt comming back hes pissed he lost the game

this. he has dubs
op deliver

...

He has to draw the goblin succ

op we need more

dont think it take this long to draw a gobjob

((OP here, had something come up irl, sorry for delay, OP will deliver))

Gobjob.

Feelsgoodman

op not dead

bump

bump

As you're whipping it around, a naked female goblin comes from the path ahead and notices you. She seems very aroused...
You call out to her "ayy yo girl you want sum fuk?"

...

forgot pic...

She introduces herself as Gulva, her species is dying and she needs a mate to impregnate her to carry on the bloodline. She was on her way to meet a potential mate when...

I thought quads won?

I finger her ass, sniff my finger, eat her ass, impregnate her and go south with her

Shhh, let the cutsscene unfold

is this where we're going?

its not op

IT'S HAPPENING

GODAMNIT YOU FUCKING WASTED TRIPS

Roll to get pegged by goblin bitch