*plays a 6 man defence against Middlesborough*

*plays a 6 man defence against Middlesborough*

*wins*

*stays up until 3am on monday to bandwagon a team halfway round the world*

*wins*

*gets mad when the team he doesn't like wins*

you are just an emotional wreck right now desu, pretty embarrassing

*still concedes a goal against the worst forward line of the premier league*

True but what the fuck was the point? Boro had more chances and the defenders seemed to be in each others way. Jose is sometimes way too conservative for his own good.

*stays up until 3am on monday to bandwagon a team halfway round the world*

>doesn't lose for 5 months
>5th place

...and wins

yeah it was shit honestly

*wins*

probably trying to conserve energy considering their hectic schedule

>customers trying to act like it wasn't utterly pathetic and tragic because they held out for a win against a team that has 3 goals in 2017

Wouldn't overloading the midfield for pass pass pass cancer do it just as well without inviting pressure? Smalling makes parking the bus risky.

...

>5th

>Lelsea fans acting it wasn't completely pathetic they could score more than once against a 10-men, injury plagued and Cheated United at home

We're coming back slowly for our title, soon a new era of MUFC dominance will begin

Tactically asstute by Mou given the slippery state of that pitch. I hope the FA looks into that like Russia did against Rostov.

true, but united had 0 midfielders available other than carrick and fellaini. schweinsteiger would have been nice tbf

should have put Fosu Mensah on and told him to run around like a madman for 15 minutes

And secures 3 points

Yeah, that'd be a lot better. Though oh well, 3 points are 3 points. Too bad Spurs aren't going to slip today.

*parks the shortbus*

saving energy for the rest of the season

Oh dearie dearie m8 take a break from the pc

>little moor

Some people eh

Relying on shit defense to save energy cost United their season. They would be in the title race now if they didn't throw games they were winning by going into park the bus mode without having a good enough bus for that.

>wins

> have Defrel at Fanta
> apparently dies from an injury
> sell him after 3 weeks of being benched
> invest a shitton of cash to buy Bernardeschi
> Bernardeschi benched
> Defrel scores againts Riomma