Adventure time!

Adventure time!
You are wood elf bitch in the woods.
What do?

find a town

Keep rolling bitch ass nigger, dubs decides.

Find a centaur to fuck

Roll

Let the goblins fuck me. That way i can get along with my life.

>tfw im literally an elf irl

do what i always do
put horse dicks in my pussy

hug a tree

leaving the forest and go to the city of clevage

>be wood elf bitch
>solid 8/10
>meet centaur q.t.3,12433423
>ask how r u
>fine thank u
>wunt sum fuckx ?
>ayy lmao
>bout 3 50
>fuck u nessi y u do dis
>centrus still iz kil
>me being wuud ilf bitsch fingring to dem brest hair is fuk
>dog come want into a shower
>no
>y ?
>Auschwitz

Search for a pathetic human to stomp on with smelly bare feet, and make him lick them like the peasant fuck he is.

Commit suicide

Roll

COME TO THIS THREAD WE ARE PLAYING SOMETHING SIMILAR

kill Jester

roll

Construct an interconnected series of tunnels like the viet cong.

Roll

rĂ–ll

Find the nearest tavern and get totally wasted

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Wood elf gets courted by rape wolf.