Be me

>Be me
>I am 13 but i am no normie nor a fucking edgelord.
>get to 6th grade
>people start talking to me
>im the only nigger in my school
>get a loli like girl with a cute tummy,good 7/10 for 6th grade standards
>we date a while until her redneck mom breaks us
we still remained freinds in 7th.
>be me this year
>in 8th grade,got shit ton of freinds
>start talking to her more often
>she is one of those skeleton fuckers that love undertale and all that
>tell her i can put undertale on a usb drive
''Really user?! You mean it?''
>''Uh yeah sure. its easy.''
>Little does she know im planning to rim her little loli ass tommarow.
>I invited her over today,but she had a school project so she had to stay home.


Wish me the best of luck Sup Forums,

Get ready for your Sup Forumsan

>I am 13

Get ready for that Sup Forumsan

>8th grade
>invited her over today
Uh oh

>I am 13
if I was your missing father I would beat shit out of you for browsing this site

Sup Forumsye

Dude you are 13. You are not eating her ass, she is probably not even dtf. Get your head out of your ass and go back to playing minecraft

Sup Forums&

do it user! we believe in you

13 yearolds actykky dont play minecraft anymore. that shit is fucking retarded. plus im not a fucking normie

fuck i forgot how to type apparently^

No man, you're such a cool kid, like holy moly, you so smooth you got the groove dude! Not normie at all

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MODS BAN THIS REASON OF Sup Forums BEING SHIT

Nice sounds like fun

You know who are the ones claiming they arent normies?
That's right, Normies. NOW GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol.

Pics or it didn't happen and all that.

Also fuck off nigger.

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this user is right, real fuckedheads dont even notice it when they are abnormal

>wants pics of 13 year olds

But i do too

cool

Well, he'll grow up, we'll groom him into a b-tard

repeat after me,
15yo:

So we'll be the dad he never had?

Yeah, much more swearing but way less molesting

it surprises me OP hasn't gotten b& yet.

This is your daddy speaking:
>Don't spam pepes driving down their values
>Don't try to triforce, you won't be able to
>Don't say you're not a normie
>Lurk more
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Minecraft is the shit.