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>rags

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100% agreed

Just got back from a trip to Calgary. I assfucked the tits off gaudreau last night. The weird part was he would only respond to "Johnny Hockey". Just calling him Johnny was unacceptable. He was super into cowboy hats which I am too :). So if his skating tonight looks different you know why.

-Mike in Fort Worth

>rags

>that flag
>that post

>laffs

How do I stop my mom from being a gains goblin?

Go Oilers

thats disgusting, my nephew looks up to johnny hockey but not anymore im throwing out all of his hockey cards and posters right now

Had it saved for a while, needed to get it off my chest

>Laffs for playoffs 2017

Hahaha wtf

id bring her something with some meat

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Let's go
~ peace

>implying anyone in mississippi or alabama or even georgia watches hockey, let alone follows a team from nashville

haha cool you got any pics of her or anything?

The Alabama–Huntsville Chargers ice hockey (commonly referred to as the UAH Chargers) are an NCAA Division I college ice hockey program that Represent the University of Alabama in Huntsville Chargers.

The UAH Chargers are one of only two NCAA Division I ice hockey programs located in the Sun Belt, the other being Arizona State.

The Chargers play their home games at Propst Arena at the Von Braun Center. In 1987, Alabama governor George Wallace declared Huntsville to be the "Hockey Capital of the South."[2]

Amen

kek

where's vegas?

Iff this digit is an even preds bounce the hawks in round 1 in 7.

nevada

Ayyy

How long can we keep the even chain going?

4 post just like how many games the preds win in round 1

>The kongs will be mathematically eliminated next week

it's not even fun anymore :( all their """"""""fans""""""" left

Yes

>Iginla will retire as a Kong

Pretty sad desu

fuck niginla

B-but Iginla was traded to a contender

>laffs/islanders squeak into 2nd wild card spot with 85-89 points
>face washington first round
>caps choke and lose in 7 games

it has to be

Only a delusional laffer would believe this.

not a laffs fan but Washington always chokes in the playoffs

Reminder that the more south in Europe you go the better at hockey the natives are

Delete this

Laffs wouldn't win 2 games in a playoff series with their blue line

The true story will be;
>Jayyykets win the Metro
>Laffs get 2nd wildcard
>Jayykets cant win a playoff series so Laffs sweep in 7
>Pongs/Caps tire themselves out
>Laffs breeze to Stan Lee
>Auston Matthews conn smith
>the state of finland mass suicides

leafs are doomed in the playoffs, they dont get loser points anymore

Jackets can clinch today

Fuck you faggot

>can

Reminder to do your good turn for the day and put a Finn in the bin

friendly reminder that the calgary flimflams will finish ahead of the edmonton mcdavids in the regular season
fuck you

How are Calgary, St. Louis and Columbus sunbelt?

It's 1-0 on a penalty shot jackets up

>that Jagr tribute

In NJ, Schneider in goal. Bob in goal. 1-0 on pen shot while short handed...

>Lukas Sedlak snags a penalty shot shorty on Cory I've-seen-everything Schneider

Hella impressive, senpai.

Whys he such a jerk?

Holy fuck Boone Jenner just shit over every Devil on the ice, second shorthand goal of the day

Blowjobs with another shorthanded goal

calgary will go on a historic losing streak starting today and miss the playoffs

>devlels

How the fuck is that a good goal?

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Debbies are elite

>Fifteen (15) loser points
>Lou doesn't want to adopt the 3 point system
Will someone nuke the whole fucking city?

Please stop with nazi frog

lol

>scoring on the debbies is something to be proud of
>Akron resident hockey "knowledge"
Will someone nuke the whole fucking state?

These fucking mob calls are turning up in alot of games lately..

Fox and NBC need to start bringing this shit into the conversation more than just immediately after the play. I'm sure it probably just whiny ref's who aren't going to get post season overtime but still..

>le "Laffs only make the playoffs because of loser points" meme
>American hockey """"""knowledge""""""

1 (one) less ROW then New York in 1 (one) less game played

1 (one) more ROW then Tampa Bay in 1 (one) less game

approximately how long will taylor hall consider resigning in new jersey when his contract is up?

OMG that fucking Bill assist

The rags have 11 more ROW than the laffs. Shut your dumb faggot loser point mouth.
Actually open it to insert a gun barrel LMAO

>laffs hockey "knowledge"

>gets traded right before his old team makes the playoffs for the first time since he was drafted

Youre literally an idiot.

No matter if you adopt the 3 point system or just take away loser points, the Laffs are the 2nd Wildcard.

meh

cool flow

I wanna see Oilers vs Flames in the playoffs but that probably wont happen desu, or Montreal/Ottawa again

>finally gets out of Deadmonton
>ends up in New Jersey
Life is cruel

i kind of dont, both teams will beat each other up so much that whoever wins will be missing half their lineup and get swept next round

>this pasta egg talk on the bluejackets feed

What did he mean by this?

Did it ever happen?

youtube.com/watch?v=hmiuXF3lmf4

hall deserved it

No

-tom from Nova Scotia

The correct word is will, buddy

Go sharks.

or any team that hasn't won a cup in a long time... except for Canada teams cause.. AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

Lets go Pens
>tfw 1:00pm game

>mfw i learned today i have the exact same birthday as bulju :DDD

am i meme yet, lads?

why is he wearing a 90s yotes jersey

so your some 18 year old retarded shithead?

lol canadians are retarded

arent you late for a naked swamp wrestling match?

Arent you late for passing out on Molson because your team is garbage and then waking up to a moose haxoring your ass?

its winter dude the swamps are frozen lol

Why not put the saunas outside to warm up the weather?

pussy

>passing out on Molson
>not passing out on O16

Good post

MISSING
ARMENIAN LIFELONG KONGS FAN
LAST SEEN WHEN KONGS WON THE CUP

>Molson

I drink strictly Olands.

>Why not see Sidney Crosby and Connor McDavid squaring off in a Stanley Cup finals? Not likely to happen this spring, especially with McDavid's Edmonton Oilers fading. But you know that Pittsburgh Penguins head coach Mike Sullivan would have no qualms about matching power with power and [having] Crosby go head-to-head against McDavid. The great thing about a matchup like this would be that both Crosby and McDavid hunger to be the best, so the moment wouldn't be lost on them -- you just know they would understand the importance of such a meeting and would elevate their games accordingly.


>first year playing in their brand new arena
>make the playoffs for the first time in a decade
Hmmmmmmm

This is undeniable proof buttman rigs the games so he can suck off whatever star he makes his fellow jews in the media push down our throats. I'm beginning to think this semen slurping sport isn't for me.

penguins have had 3 or 4 powerplays already

why are the penguins so favoured by the refs?

>high sticking and delay of game are discretion calls

W E W

>oilers fading
>theyve been 3rd in the pacific for the entire season

also
>detoilet gets new rink
>miss playoffs for first time in 25 years

>high sticking always gets called

W E W

Detoilet doesn't have any stars the NHL can shove down our throats. Zetterburg had his time and Larkin busted.