How would you kill yourself if you were to do it today?
How would you kill yourself if you were to do it today?
I got a 9mm, ready to go off any minute
I've been building my roof today. So probably put a nail gun to my head
bird shot to the forehead
Walk up to a gang of niggers and tell them to take a shower and get a job.
I'd jump off a bridge passing over a motorway. If the fall didn't kill me, a vehicle probably would.
Tfw restrict gun laws
none of your fucking business dumbass
Suicidebomb a Synagogue
hose attached to muffler into window of car :(
probably hang myself
Synagoge instead of mosque. Welcome to the 21st century. We have a new foe my friend.
like "put a gun to my head" had to do it today?
liquor, then drive into a wall. lots of liquor though
I would built a catapult and launch myself into a crowd of people.
Ever heard the news report of the man who failed to kill himself 3 times with a nail gun?
Pedo fuck head.
spontaneous human combustion
anything less would be uncivilized
Sauce pls
thats sheldon cooper lmao
>failed to kill himself 3 times
Well DUH.
You can't kill yourself three times, you can't even kill yourself twice. You only get one.
I would get a cinderblock, noose, parachute, rented convertible Ferrari, real M4, 1 grenade.
>Rent convertible Ferrari
>Get M4
>Put the top down
>Drive in front of Police Station and start shooting at the building or in the air
>Start the car chase make sure there are helicopters
>Tie noose to backpack of parachute
>Put around neck
>Put cinder block on gas pedal
>Make sure you're going at least 120 mph
>Pull grenade pin
>Pull parachute
If done correctly, you will hang yourself in mid air, holding a gun, be parachuting by a Ferrari, while on live tv, then the car explodes
Ask one of my parents for their gun. Preferably step-father, since his pistol is bigger than my mom's.
Oxycodone lay neck on train tracks with headphones
As many casualites as possible.
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My .45 Glock
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They don't fuck around in Russia.
holy fucking kek
God why some people are at this level of Stupidity?
.45ACP to the back of my head when I'm drunk