How would you kill yourself if you were to do it today?

How would you kill yourself if you were to do it today?

I got a 9mm, ready to go off any minute

I've been building my roof today. So probably put a nail gun to my head

bird shot to the forehead

Walk up to a gang of niggers and tell them to take a shower and get a job.

I'd jump off a bridge passing over a motorway. If the fall didn't kill me, a vehicle probably would.

Tfw restrict gun laws

none of your fucking business dumbass

Suicidebomb a Synagogue

hose attached to muffler into window of car :(

probably hang myself

Synagoge instead of mosque. Welcome to the 21st century. We have a new foe my friend.

like "put a gun to my head" had to do it today?
liquor, then drive into a wall. lots of liquor though

I would built a catapult and launch myself into a crowd of people.

Ever heard the news report of the man who failed to kill himself 3 times with a nail gun?

Pedo fuck head.

spontaneous human combustion
anything less would be uncivilized

Sauce pls

thats sheldon cooper lmao

>failed to kill himself 3 times
Well DUH.
You can't kill yourself three times, you can't even kill yourself twice. You only get one.

I would get a cinderblock, noose, parachute, rented convertible Ferrari, real M4, 1 grenade.

>Rent convertible Ferrari
>Get M4
>Put the top down
>Drive in front of Police Station and start shooting at the building or in the air
>Start the car chase make sure there are helicopters
>Tie noose to backpack of parachute
>Put around neck
>Put cinder block on gas pedal
>Make sure you're going at least 120 mph
>Pull grenade pin
>Pull parachute

If done correctly, you will hang yourself in mid air, holding a gun, be parachuting by a Ferrari, while on live tv, then the car explodes

Ask one of my parents for their gun. Preferably step-father, since his pistol is bigger than my mom's.

Oxycodone lay neck on train tracks with headphones

As many casualites as possible.

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My .45 Glock

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They don't fuck around in Russia.

holy fucking kek

God why some people are at this level of Stupidity?

.45ACP to the back of my head when I'm drunk