Here's a story about the time my friend met his favorite porn star

Here's a story about the time my friend met his favorite porn star.

>Be 13 y/o me
>Extremely close relationship with my mother (no not that close you fucking incestual degenerate)
>Have friend who lives several houses down the same street as me
>Friend is kinda chubby, but otherwise cool, lets call him Reed.
>Reed is 14
>Reed is your average male teenager, plays videogames, goes to school, faps to porn a lot
>My mother being an actually decent human being is able to maintain an "awesome parent" status among my friends, especially since Reed's own mother doesn't care about him and smokes weed to forget he exists
>One day, my mother is having a casual conversation with Reed
>I don't know how, but the subject somehow switched over to the fact my mother was once a model for artistic (nude) photos
>Reed looks semi-nervous
>sweating.jpg
>Mother mentions a famous art book one of her photos was featured in
>Reed is progressively getting more nervous
>My mother notices, asks him why
>He googles the book title, finding the exact one.
>Mother confirms this is, in fact, the book her nude photo is pictured in.
>Reed asks which photo specifically
>Mother mentions the page name, but of course has avoided actually showing him (a minor) nude photos in a book, even if it's an art book and not a playboy magazine
>Iknowwherethisisgoing.jpg
>Reed cries out in terror as she utters the page name, completely loses it, vaguely admits to having outright fapped to that image and it having been one of his favorites.
>I'm cringing hard at my friend, Reed is completely red-faced with embarrassment, my mother is on the floor dying laughing
>I wanted to punch him but I can't help it because I'm laughing too

TL;DR: My mother has a nude photo in an art book and my best friend fapped to it before he met her.
To this day, every so often, my mother will ask me how Reed is doing and bring up that event, and she'll start laughing again.
I will never be allowed to forget this, and neither will Reed.

show pics of mom, boyo

made my day

No but you can have this instead

show pics of mom (or at least a current pic) or thread dies.

Dude show both

I'm not sharing pics of my mother, but I'll share porn to keep it alive.
That's relevant, after all.

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nope, you one 2 minutes to post a current pic of your mom from facebook or i declare this thread officially dead.

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OP is a faggot

onoes, teh internut polees wil kil me thred if i dunt shar nudez of my muther
wat do?!11?
Yeah no fuck off.

I mean, that's 50% true.

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At least give us the book name and page number. Otherwise none of this every happened, really.

Yeah

>Gives name
>My last name is the same as my mother's
>Sup Forums is involved
>My mother gets spammed by cunts telling her I told everyone how to find her nude photos, and they're now fapping to her as well.
Let's keep the score at '1' for now.

Jokes on you, I forgot the book's name.

Yeah. Never happened.

I'll take a 'lol ur post nvr hpnd' over leaking my personal life, thanks.

At least send a pic of your mom

Stay smart user. Fuck that asshole. These newfags doxx bros and that shit aint cool

Could you find someone who looks similar to your mom? I'd settle for that.

All the porn pics are of hot blonde women.
That's all ya get.

Dude u hyped everyone up and u didn't even deliver

I delivered a greentext story, there was nothing else to deliver.
Need I remind everyone what happens to anons that deliver for Sup Forums?

no one was gonna dox shit. we just wanted to see a supposed hot mom.

but OP is confirmed a fag. why are you guys still here again?

>Sup Forums
>not doxxing

We just want to jerk to your mom

Understandable.
Still ain't happenin'

OP, did YOU ever jerk it to your mom and if so did your mom know about it???

Why start a thread for one single post?

describe the picture to us

Why not?

Interested to know this.

Never have, so, no to both questions.

You know it'd be really funny if someone trolled Sup Forums by saying they have a hot mother, getting a bunch of horny cucks into one thread, say they'd spam porn while people still beg for a milf pic, and one of the pictures was their mother and they never tell them.

OP here. Fine, I'll post my mom's pic. Pic related.

low quality b8

And no, that's not my jizz on my mom's face, or Reed's. Our relationship isn't that close you degenerates.

Yes, that's definitely true. 100% my mother. Accurate. Everyone can find me out now. Aaaaaa.

They call me Edward Cum-berbatch for a reason.

kys I never came on my mom's face you degenerate. She only told me about the photo of her in the magazine.

Well this is awkward. My name is Reed.....

Keep distracting them for me m8 you're doing a great job.
I mean, actually, your bait is pretty shit, but I'm sure some idiot bought it.

fucking prove it faggot

Oh right like I'm going to prove it so you can dox me. It's in a random art book and I don't remember the name. Reed probably does though.