/heem/: marc diakiese edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Manuwa on JJ, wants fight with David Haye on prelims on McGregor-Mayweather
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/jimi-manuwa-knocks-jon-jones-asks-for-david-haye-on-prelims-of-potential-mayweather-vs-mcgregor-boxing-match

>Calvillo-Gonzales added to UFC 210
mmafighting.com/2017/3/18/14969804/cynthia-calvillo-vs-pearl-gonzalez-added-to-ufc-210

>Bigfoot fighting Vitaly Minakov
mmamania.com/2017/3/18/14957784/antonio-bigfoot-silva-returns-to-action-against-undefeated-vitaly-minakov-on-june-2-from-russia

>WSOF signs Omar Nurmagomedov
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/843489469311475714

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mmafighting.com/2017/3/19/14928562/michael-chiesa-calls-tony-fergusons-refusal-to-fight-him-hypocritical
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74358531/#74364983
youtube.com/watch?v=Yacwz6W0hYM
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74763119/#74767431
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Schaub bless

>most sharp

fuck binborb skoobi

I remember a british dude from /heem/ who bet iirc over 4.000 pounds on a KO win for GGG.
If you are reading this...please dont suicide :(

Man h8rs are a wreck right now. I almost feel bad for them.

Is Jimmy Maneuver a threat in the division? That ko was sweet doe.

lets take a moment to admire schwebz retirement fight, total back door domination

He got dismantled by Gus fairly easy

I think my mild success in bets made him follow the degenerate path

I think he was trying to chase loses with that huge bet

My heart goes to him

Time to pack it all up and leave

"Being the OP is the most important thing in my life"

- a pathetic loser

well shit /heem/ is deader than Schaubs career

>implying

wow this pic says 2 million downloads that means that its true schwob wouldnt be lying now would he lmao

everyone keeps telling me that you're banned

What do you lads reckon will happen during the Rumble x DC fight?

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So this is the power of New Sweden

DC's knees give out after the first minute.

Rumble tees off on him early 2nd round.

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spergOP is dead
there is only SWISOP now

DC fights injured and gets knocked out

People were saying that decision was bad when it happened, but I can see why the judges scored it that way
Lansberg clearly edged rounds 1 and 2, and while Pudilova dominated round 3, it wasn't enough to warrant a 10-8

I think Rumble will get the heem this time
Not sure why, just a gut feeling

that hematoma is Mitrione tier

Michael Chiesa calls Tony Ferguson’s refusal to fight him ‘hypocritical’

mmafighting.com/2017/3/19/14928562/michael-chiesa-calls-tony-fergusons-refusal-to-fight-him-hypocritical

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I don't get it

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Thank you. Very cool!

lol i knew you would be back at it before the end of the week

This is actually worse: I had you filtered by file name. Fucking zilch.

swim

he got lucky that he was scheduled to fight Tony in the first place
beating #10 doesn't earn you a shot at the #2 contender, he should have fought a #4-8 guy first

Chiesa/Barboza sounds good

"The OP is my life because im a fucking friendless zero"

swimOP? what the fuck is that

stop being mysterious and just tell me

It would be an interesting clash of styles, I think Barboza would win

Dariush was chewing Chiesa up on the feet, and I can see Barboza's TDD holding up against most guys in the division (everyone except Khabib and maybe Alvarez, now that RDA is a welterweight)

swim is an acronym

>muh grappling

kek Boxing is always the most determinant factor everywhere

>Boxing is always the most determinant factor everywhere

Thank You Based SWISOP

He's a friendless loser that cant fit into regular society so he forces his abortion of a life on us

the early UFCs decisively proved that unless a striker develops the necessary skill in some aspect of grappling to stop a grappler from imposing their game on them, the grappler will almost always win

grappling is the most important part of MMA, the only reason we see so many successful strikers today is because they've developed the necessary TDD to keep the fight on the feet

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74358531/#74364983

Reminder this failure abortion isn't even American

You are the biggest loser ever

archivegod bless

Fucking ArchiveGOD

>Mickey Gall does 1 fight and gets to go to the UFC immediately

quick reminder to hide this samefag's posts whenever you see them
he has a Sup Forums pass, so the cooldown period he experiences between posts is shorter

Will take webm requests from fight pass

what happened to the picks?

>m-muh Sup Forums pass!!!

You are a fucking fat towelhead zero

I won 2 in a row and prediction guy decided that there's no point anymore since we now know who is the sharpest mind in MMA

Sit the fuck down and respect archivegod

woodley wonderboy round 3 around the 3rd minute. the "body shots" sum up that shit fight perfectly

How many of you guys actually plan on fighting?

wait a a minute
he didn't goof the predictions?

No, because he's an uber-loser Reddit dork who thought he was too good for us because we didnt suck him off for his shitty calendars

Calling out CM Punk was a smart move by him
Gall fit right into a very unique position created by the fact that he had been signed
Punk was an 0-0 wrestler who had a large following and little to no MMA experience, he shouldn't have even been in the UFC in the first place, and needed an opponent who he could theoretically stand a chance against

For some reason, the UFC thought that was Gall, despite him training in martial arts for years, winning NAGA, and holding his own against Gordon Ryan

youtube.com/watch?v=Yacwz6W0hYM

you're the one who kept sperging about his calendar. fuck off

the joke is that hes spergOP but hes pretending to not be spergOP while acting exactly like spergOP

Nope, he said that he was overwhelmed with heem's autism and he only did predictions as a practice in graphics software. He also said that he will from now on only do the calendar once a month and if anybody wants it he can give the picks template

you sound really upset my dude

lol that's great

i'll load up paint shop now, fights in 3 weeks

I don't think he's pretending not to be, I just don't get what is going on

Can I get a quick rundown on Archivegod?

what a clever ruse

I think you're him using a proxy. That or you're legitimately retarded. No offense.

He got banned at least once. He changed his file names from heem192 to what you're seeing now. He'll still make the threads and salivate over khabib.

He's a fucking friendless OCD aspie proxying loser zilch desperately looking for friends.

Savior of /heem/

you doing okay my there friend? you sound really uspset

Are you saying he worked himself into a shoot?

Do you even know what determinant means?

I know that he got banned once, I just don't know why you guys care lol

he changed his file names, oh no holy shit guys watch out

why are you so mean

lol no

jacare bows down to him

spergOP is one of the smartest dudes here he has an IQ of 140 i bet only reason i figured him out is becuz ive been thingken bout it four weeks

why cant the people at reddit just stay over there and enjoy their thing instead of coming over here to try and change us into reddit?

In contact with Hiro

Glad to see I got my (unpaid) job back.

you obviously don't, you ESL goof

Are you punch drunk or something?

The fact he changed every single filename also adds to his determination to ruse.

but i'm not spergOP

You're a retard if you think Conor and Floyd are ever fighting.

didnt he have like over 200 webms lmao can you imagine manually changing the name of every single webm in your free time

Really shows how seriously he takes his job

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I worked 16 hours yesterday. Didnt watch any of the fights. Today I took my gf to breakfast. Currently letting my meal settle and then we're gonna go for a hike out on the coast.

There's too much money for it not to happen. The market is demanding it.

be careful what you wish for now i can't filter him easily lol

>for free

do invicta 22

Hang on. Fight Pass is retarded. Because I'm in the UK I can't get just the Woodley/Thompson fight, it's only available as the entire damn card which I'm not going to grab. This is stupid. Sorry, I'll see what I can do but if this is how Fight Pass is I might not be able to take requests at all

Doesn't help that when I try to stream fight pass to VLC to record the audio just plays and there's no video. Not sure why that happens but if that worked I could have recorded it there.

Bloody hell just had issue after issue trying to do this

Nice blog. I hope she gets mauled by a mountain lion and you freeze up in sheer panic.

I do. The problem is my health isn't perfect as it is and I'm going to need to make 69->62 weight cut if I want to stand a chance.
Talking bjj here. Hopefully my liver won't fall off.

Here you go

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74763119/#74767431

Look at how much of a pathetic paranoid dorkazoid this towelheadOP is. Imagine getting this psychotic about someone being better than you on Sup Forums

Good for you. Taking her to breakfast after a long day of riding the BBC.

You're such a good guy.

ARCHIVEGOD

its not because you're in the uk. they take a couple of weeks to do it