RYM "review" is a personal anecdote that has nothing to do with the music

>RYM "review" is a personal anecdote that has nothing to do with the music

thread is a slab of greentext with no real significance to the board's topic

there's nothing wrong with this
rym accounts are for personal logging and tracking
its not pitchfork

>RYM "review" mentions Judy

Your point? I use that site for cataloging, the rating is secondary.

Even worse when the author talks about something personal like how they remember hearing one of the songs for the first time and how they felt and they speak of it as if the fucking messiah had arrived. It's just a fucking song, you're not getting your dick sucked by an angel. Like calm the fuck down.

>this was the last album my brother listened to before he killed himself. I really like it now, it's one of my favorites, and I think I better understand the secrets of life now. Also my cat died this year.

>4532 Likes

>review opens with a quote

Auto rec abuse can be worthwhile

Isn't OP pic from Twin Peaks? Just watched the first ep

>what can I say about this album that hasn't been said before?

>sounds like walking inside a tornado with goggles filled with chili

It's from a movie Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.

THE SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS
AYUUUDAMAN

What was Lynch trying to say with this scene?

>review mentions dead dad

>write a review on RYM
>it gets put on the front page

>review is a "humorous" script of dialogue between bandmates as they conceptualize the album

>review is a made up conversation with the artist in an attempt to create a strawman to prove the reviewer's point

>review is a shitty one sentence joke

>review starts with "The fact that..."

Letterboxd was always the same. I remember some guy telling a long and detailed story about how he got raped, saying literally *nothing* about the film (which afaik has nothing to do with rape in it) then giving it a 5 stars. I lol'd

Fuck it without consent, it's a 5.

>review is god talking with angels about creating artist

>I got molested to this album. The dewdrops were glistening in the grass that autumn morning, as I began to feel his large hulking warm presence in my vicinity.

>review is an well-written, detailed analysis and critique of the music

kek