I keep a disgusting cumrag with anything from a week to a month's worth of ejaculate sprayed onto it in the corner of my room stuffed by my bed. Other than this, I am a generally clean man. I went to bed tonight, went to grab my cumrag, laid it out over my chest, and began stroking my cock to some gud shit. Then I felt biting, on both my fingers and my dick. I kinda stood still and was like fuck, this ain't happening, until I got bit again and jumped out of bed, throwing the half month old cumrag onto the floor. I could feel creatures exploring my body and turned on the light to find I was covered in ants. It was gross as fuck. Discovered they were living in my cumrag. I'm absolutely mortified. Any similar stories?
Jace Edwards
Ants are attracted to semen so yes, it's normal
Adrian Barnes
why ?
Nathan Smith
fucking kek
Dylan Ross
>essential amino acids
Jordan Johnson
Semen has a lot of fructose, and ants like sugars.
Tyler Hernandez
Sweet, mercifulmcrap, that's disgusting.
You never heard of kleenex, son? Invest in some.
Hudson Gonzalez
Didn't a guy here post his cumrag and forgot about it, just to come back to see it had grown mushrooms
Jayden Ramirez
Yeah, ants, flies, and roaches will flock to your skeet blanket for the nutrients in your cum. I don't really know what advice to offer to deal with it.
Jace Cook
well it sure as hell don't taste sweet to me
David Ortiz
Radical idea.... 1) Use tissues/paper towels. 2) Throw them the fuck out
Parker Price
lolz same here except it was my cum sock and maggots on my dick
Michael Davis
Seminal fluid is mainly citrate, sodium, fructose, chloride, and glucose. The proteins and amino acids are from the sperm themselves. Semen definitely tastes weird.
Charles White
mucous
Christian Stewart
Jesus fucking Christ that's terrible.
Levi Hughes
That too.
Levi Wilson
post pics nigger
Xavier Murphy
I don't get how people can keep a dedicated cum rag, it just sounds more disgusting than necessary. I cum in my underwear when I go to bed, and change when I shower in the morning. That way no pair gets used more than once before being washed and I never have this ant or mushroom or mold problem. Is that really too difficult for you?
Jaxon Carter
Really? I guess that means my vasectomy has caused my semen to no longer be nutrituous. Oh, well, wife'll still eat it anyway.
Easton Nelson
No but cum gets cold and that is uncomfortable also sticky hairs
Gabriel Gonzalez
you're both fucking stupid and deserve what happened to you
