My my my, how the time has flown Sup Forums. Been awhile since i been round these parts...

My my my, how the time has flown Sup Forums. Been awhile since i been round these parts, my taste for porn is pretty vanilla so i'm usually beating my meat at /gif/ or trying to soak up other peoples taste at Sup Forums. But here i am bout to tell a tale of a man who still acted like a boy or a boy who wanted to be a man. Manboy?
Boyman?

>born
>parents both went to college
>score
>both were raised poor
>double score
>favored me of other 2 because i'm the baby and i followed orders.
>Become socially aware and competent
>Weed culture hits me soon after at age 13 (if not earlier due to dad rock roots)
>livingforweekend.alpha
>Pick job that is going to maximize some combination of profit, time investment, and happiness that sounds like an area you would like AND it has a job market now/will have one when you graduate
>science is dope
>and i can talk to people
>healthcare
>Nurse
>BONUS ROUND: IMPRESS OLD MAN AND WIN 4 YEAR DEGREE
>winrar.exe
>4 year degree means 2 years of relearning and not learning
>junior year is not a drill
>Jazz lettuce still got me in her sticky mitts
>White coat ceremony happened not 12 hours ago
>already high in my dorm
>might be a bitch and addicted to marijuana and its life style
>i blame sakurai

Tell me your tale, Sup Forums

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nigga fuck you

you can't even kill my burd, rudey poo

ur a candy ass

BOYMAN? A BOY WITH THE POWERS OF A MAN?

...

Cool. Now get out or post better

And your skin is the color of ass candy

BUT WHO ARE YOU

oh fuck you motherfucker

my my my
youtube.com/watch?v=Tb6NCdAVrr4

TL:DR
I'll condense it for you OP.
>I am a loser.

OP I did the same thing lmao

Well go on then, you open up yourself honestly on the internet, UNLESS YOUR TOO GAY TO TELL THE TRUTH

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details?

eat my ass bitch

I can't :(

what if I lather it in BBQ sauce?

hello?

hey

What you waiting for

Leave and never come back.