stories of when you almost lost your virginity
ill start
>be me
>be ~18
>be absolute beta virgin fag
>like one of those cucks who makes up gay disabilities just so i can have an excuse to be as pathetically beta as i am
>mom is an alcoholic and dad is MIA
>get government check on disability cause im a fucking parasite on society
>dont work or give anything back to society just be a worthless sack of shit all day playing world of tanks and masturbating to cartoons
now that you know what kind of a waste of life i am lets move on
>have ONE chick friend i knew since i was a kid
>shes a bit younger than me, 16 when i was 18
>she lived in a horrible situation, parents hated her, etc
>I had no room at my house for her to stay
>despite all above, im not degenerate
>I tip my fedora and like to treat a woman first like a good gentlemen
>I also had very little money left over from the money i leeched off of those who actually worked
>spent it on her
>one day she comes over to my house when no one was there
>invite her in like le tru gentlesir
>we sat on my bed...
>watching anime and memes
>we got smoothies and watched more anime
>she starts like moving closer to me
>rubs my leg and looks at me
>"why dont you want me user?"
>full autism kicks in and rather than say something manly or bad ass i just go
>youre too young... and I dont want kids"
>weaponizedautism.jpeg
>she is visibly offended and scoots away from me
>after 10 min of awkward silence she gets off my bed
>w-well it was n-nice hanging, but i think i need to go"
>get up to hug her goodbye
>"n-no, user, I didnt mean i wanted to have sex"
>mfw i see through her lies and know she did
>she leaves and i dont hear from her
>despite all of this we hugged often and held hands and she would sometimes lean on my shoulder
>I would usually have to tuck my raging hard on in my waistband when this would happen
>mfw i regret it cause years later woman wont even look at me
>mfw pic related is the closest ill ever get to a pussy
Stories of when you almost lost your virginity
bump while I green text my shit
>be me
>be junior in high school
>not a total loser but not invited to parties
>hanging out with a new group this year
>out of nowhere qt3.14 in the group asks me over to her place Friday night to watch a movie
>outwardly: cool I'll be there
>inwardly: total panic and suspicion
>I KNEW she was out of my league
>go over to her place
>just her and me
>her: "my mom went to a concert. she won't be back until real late."
>we watch a Monty Python movie (her suggestion)
>movie ends
>she shows me around her place
>shows me her room
>the WHOLE god damn time I'm expecting the group to jump out of a closet and be like GOT YOU FAGGOT YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A DATE HA HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A LOSER
>me: "so I had a great time. see you on Monday."
>and I left
>thought I had escape humiliation
>it did not hit me until MONTHS later what a fucking retard I had been
>found out from a mutual friend that she genuinely liked me and was 100% willing to fool around if I had made a move
>I still have the spaghetti in my pockets
>it won't wash out
Lucky for me, this scenario played out again the next year (with a different girl) and I'm glad to see I did not fuck it up. As if the universe was like "He fucking did WHAT? Nah, bro. Set it up again."
>stories of when you lost your virginity
>thread is full of beta faggot permavirgins
kek will here's mine
>be me
>17
>see picture of qt3.14 in group chat
>who's that
>"tucker"
>uwotm8.mp2
>yeah, he's trans
>sooo... vagina?
>yes
>sigh of relief
>always loved short haired tomboys
>how different could this be?
>dm "him" asking if dtf
>says he's gay for pay
>how much pay?
>you have to hold my hand and listen to my problems
>notbad.bmp
>now i have a "boyfriend" lool
>have to explain to people that im not gay because it has a vag all the time
>kind of annoying but whatevs she's smoking hot and kind of funny
>jacking off in town one saturday, ask tucker if busy
>normally has work but called in sick
>can i come over?
>please do
cont
What do you mean almost?
The first time I had the opportunity to fuck, I did it. I didn't almost do it.
>come over
>she's actually sick, not faking
>wanna watch movies or something?
>sure
>no one else is home
>start cuddling on couch
>watching shrek the musical
>looks at me with fuck me eyes
>not sure if misreading
>whispers "fuck me"
>that'll do it
>she sits in my lap and rides me
>moaning really loudly like an anime girl (she's even more of a weeb than me)
>full on ahegao face
>shit was cash, no condom
>pull out just in time
>lasted less than two minutes
>apologize
>"it's okay, you can just finish me off with your mouth"
>eat pussy, tastes like blood
>doesn'tmatterhadsex.aif
>clean up and go home
ended up catching her cold, but worth it
...
I could tell the story of how I actually lost my virginity. Honestly it's kinda boring, considering it was more than a year into a relationship and the sex was vanilla but great.
gj bro
>ayeee lmao
I'm doing it anyways and nobody can stop me
>Be me
>24
>With gf (21) of a year and some change
>She's super horny and we do a lot but always draw the line at sex
>She's been abstinent until that point and had a complex about it due to her mom
>It's this past June, right before I go to study abroad
>Apparently GF has been working through a lot of stuff having to do with abstinence
>She asks if we should do it
>Know she's had a complex
>Clarify what all happened
>Turns out her mom was using scare tactics through high school so she didn't get knocked up/get an STD/get psychologically fucked over early
>Her mom literally laughed it off after fucking with her for years
>GF now is totally ready for sex because everything else we do is great
>Now I've got to think about it because we're in a complicated relationship situation (basically out relationship has an expiration date we've both agreed upon)
>She has always wanted like the fairy-tale virginity loss on her wedding night/honeymoon
>Talk about it for an hour or so, she's so fucking down and I'm alleviated of my issues surrounding it
>But now she doesn't know whether or not she wants to make a big show about it
>She's thinking lingerie, candles, spotless house, dream virginity loss
>But also thinking that that's just a societal expectation just like abstinence and that she wants to crush that bullshit
>I'm just rockin' a perma-boner at the thought and waiting for her to decide if it's now or later
>"Fuck society" - my also horny af gf
>Hit up Ralph's together
>Giggly and embarrassed
>Get a bottle of wine and some condoms
>Share a glass and start foreplay
>We're both pretty good at this part because of 1+ year of literally only doing that
>Somewhere in between "agonizingly slow" and "tear each other's clothes off"
>A definite rush and excitement with the knowledge that we won't get to do the first time twice
>Go to town with my mouth
>Light kisses down the neck, the occasional bite
>Harder kisses where she can hide the marks, more teeth
>Have adopted the rule of "no wrong answers" and start really massaging her breasts
>She's usually quite quiet but tonight is very different
>Breathy, loud moaning as I get her nipples to stand
>Put my mouth to work down her front while I've still got a nipple in-between my fingers
>She's going nuts
>I highly suggest everyone learn how to properly manipulate a clit because the way she bucks when she comes beats the hell out of any drug I've ever tried
>Start chaining orgasms together, she's becoming sopping wet
>That's my cue
>Grab a condom, we have fun trying to figure it out because SOMEHOW neither of us got the condom on the banana lesson
>We try doggy but the ass was too fat
>Switch to cowgirl
>I thought her eyes were going to roll into the back of her skull
>She instantly cums
>The condom for me, on the other hand, completely dulls most of it
>The perfect storm arises
>Long and slow, figuring out how to move, how to thrust from the bottom, what exactly makes her tick from here
>Haven't lasted so long since
>The wine must have kicked in because all I remember is her completely losing it, worshiping my cock, cumming over and over again
>Literal japanese anime bullshit when we cum at the same time
>Go through a small pack of condoms (like 8?) over the course of three days.
I just counted my possible sexual encounters before I lost my virginity yesterday.
I got up to 29 possible lays that I somehow bumbled or passed up.
Honestly that number is much lower than you think, because you're probably reading way too deep into situations.
>ight lil nigglets lemme tell yall some ole wack a doodle shit
>be me
>18
>freshman in college. i have a good amount of friends and people oddly like my weirdness
>becomes friends with a obvious closet fag
>but closet fag has a gf
>confused.gaypeg
>time passes
>i meet his gf. she's extra THICCCCC
>me and his gf become good friends
>like really good friends *wink emoji*
>she starts craving my weenis. mostly due to the fact that closet fag acts just like a bitch
>like he would literally act like a girl and do alot of dumb shit
>she doesn't want to cheat on closet fag
>i play it cool and keep her on the side while trying to find true blue eyes white gf
>closet fag invites me to a sleepover with him and a couple of friends.
>figured i should go since there's gonna be bitches there
>i was correct
>walks into the dorms
>sees closet fag along with his gf (lets name her alice) and her friend betty (this bitch was hideous) along with her cousin (lets name her key) and her boyfriend (steve-o)
>things are looking pretty bleak tonight
>or are they?
continue?
Well shit man you started.
i probably have one. behold my beta powers
>come home one day and go straight to my room like always
>sisters friend is sitting on my bed
>my sister isnt around and i ask her what she is doing
>she just shrugs
>i want to masturbate, so i try to get her to leave
>i take off my pants and keep trying to get in positions where my dick will "naturally" fall out of my pants
>weird fucking positions. like, legs up the wall and shit.
>i dont know what happens next exactly, all i know is that i didnt get laid.
>like years later i realize that if i played it cool she would have fucked me.
>let the party begin
>we're all chilling in his dorm
>its a single so there's plenty of space for all of us
>we smoked some or the illegal marjawainas and drank some
>im feeling dope. not too high and not too drunk
>closet fag makes the suggestion of us making food in the downstairs kitchen
>we all obviously fucking agree
>steve-o is fucking passed out on the bed
>hes dead for the night
>as the food is being made me, alice, key, closet fag, and betty where talking about retarded shit
>barely listening
>key is sitting next to me
>her chair is slightly taller than mine
>i noticed shes resting her legs on my lap and that my hands are on top of her legs
>"my bad key. i didn't even notice" (lightly keks outloud)
>"user i liked having your hands there"
>instantly got the message
>matrix.jpeg
>nobody else has really noticed
>this gonna be a good ass night
That wasn't a story.
That was at best a trailer. Fuck you.
I nearly lost it a few years back when me and my class went out on a trip for a week. Gonna cont if people want me to.
>Be me
>16
>On a week of some kind of school tour or something like it, i dont fucking know what to call it.
>Go on mountains and shit, learn stuff i dont even care about.
>Meet qt 7.4 / 10
>Introduce myself by akwardly waving at her and opens a glass of soda, Looking like a fucking retard.
>She smiles and waves back.
>AUTISM STRIKES
>SCREECHES WHILE SHAKING THE SODA, ACIDENTALLY SPILLING ON MYSELF.
Then something i didnt expect.
>She fucking screeches back and laughs. Smiling even more.
>I get to know her name and chat for like 1 minute before walking off.
>Fastforward 3 days
>Meet her at the second to last day until we leave the place to go home.
>See her.
>Fuckit,thisismychance.
>Ask her if she would like to be my girlfriend (Even though im fucking leaving soon)
>SHE SAYS YES, Get her number. Chat abit and hangs out pretty much the rest of the night.
>We leave and i come with her to her room.
>Starts cuddling and kisses abit.
>"Oh user, I just wish i met you earlier. Come with me for a minute..." She gets up and gestures me to follow.
>Goes in the the bathroom with her.
>We sit down she sits onto my lap and asks me if i ever properly made out with a girl before.
>Said no, She smiles as she proceeds to start kissing me.
>Boner intensifies. She even starts grinding against my lap.
Cont?
He's obviously not done.
Of fucking course dude.
>She notices i have a boner and proceeds to smirk at me.
>"user.. You ever had sex before..?"
I grew up having some strict ass annoying parents who told me some shit and did some shit to me. I have a story or two what they did to me. They basically told me sex will kill the person i fuck and that i will go to hell and alot of BS.
>As the retard i am, i reply. "N-no. mom told me it is something very horrible to do. I dont want to go to hell and satan, a-and i dont want you to die..."
>She stares at me. Confused as fuck. But proceeds to try to give me another chance.
>She starts to push her finger against my lips and tell me to shush. and starts taking my shirt off.
And then i had to fucking cuck myself... cont?
Jesus just post the fucking story.
Fuck it. Last part.
>As i feel her hand start to go towards my crotch, I shiver. She gently squeezes my shaft. When i go full retard.
>I scream "I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE, AND I DONT WANT YOU TO FUCKING TO SEND ME TO HELL. I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME" I push her off me as i take my shirt off. She is just sitting there confused. As if someone explained the meaning of life or some shit. I yell at her some more before i rush out. my shirt barerly on myself and my boner clearly visible in my pants.
>She starts crying as i run out.
>I get infront of everyone.
>They notice my boner and me being nearly shirtless.
>Get made fun of and bullied for weeks.
>Last day, Dont even see the girl from last night. Leave to go home.
>2 weeks later i get a call. She calls me...
>"user.. I dont think this is gonna work out, You were so weird that evening... I kind of understood why you acted like that, Probably due to someone told you something.. But you didnt even contact me or call me afterwards... And yeah... Its over... Sorry..."
>She hungup
I cucked myself. Twice.
Luckily people have started forgotting about this story, But still have trouble gettin female friends.
>time passes
>we eventually head back upstairs to closet faggot room
>steve-o is still in his grave. hasn't moved a inch
>closet fag and alice are pretty tired and they knockout after a while
>the only people that are up now are me, key, and betty
>now im basically rubbing on keys thighs at this point (shes sitting across me)
>betty has obviously taken notice
>i dont really give a fuck so i continue for a while then i pretend im going to bed
now things are gonna get juicy. i hope you're ready user
>she is literally trying to "sleep" next to me
>POPPA BLESS.jpeg
>but fucking betty is literally cock blocking so fucking hard
>"key! your boyfriend is asleep on the bed! you should sleep next to him."
>key is persistent about sleeping next to me though and eventually betty gives up
>thank god
>before key could even really lay down next to me i instantly start feeling on her ass and start fingering her (covers are over us obviously and the lights are off)
>betty is legit still in the room but finally leaves and sleeps in the lounge because she knew what was about to go down.
>betty leaves
>key starts moaning and grabbing my dick through my pants while i finger her
>she whispers "i wanna ride you user"
>she was obviously a slut so i was like "damn i need a condom"
>"just pull out baby"
>thisbitchcrazy.jpeg
>steals one of closetfag's condom
>slid that shit on my dick so quick
>she gets on top of me and slides my dick into her pussy
>feels like god himself blessed my dick
>im fucking her hard as fuck (as i should)
>she starts to moan too loudly so i put my hand over her mouth and keep going
>she came like 2 or 3 times
>she was literally shaking on my dick
>i thought something was wrong but then i realized we were fucking. and im retarded.
>i wore her out
>no idea how but i must've been doing something right
>she was hot doe
also we fucked on the floor only like 2 feet away from her boyfriend, alice, and closetfag. nobody knew shit. shit was amazing.
also this is my first time doing a greentext story. how did i do guys? shitty? also this is all true. i honestly wish i was lying. this has ruined my friendship with closetfag and alice completely
>nobody knew
>this has ruined my friendship[s]
Good story but what a shitty thing to do. Could have played the slightly longer game, gotten them broken up, and fucked her actually privately.
tl;dr
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>meet girl online
>shes very fat, not very attractive, Hot topic goth, but I'm not picky
>get her to hang out
>shes heavily into video games and old action movies
>flirt with her heavily
>we're in my car later, making out
>she starts rubbing my dick through my pants
>suddenly I feel overwhelmed.
>nut in my pants.
>super embarassed, she just giggles and says "oops"
>drive her back to her place, park
>we make out some more
>Gets my dick out of my shorts again, but I nut in her hand.
>she rubs my flaccid dick while we make out
>nothing
>she tells me she had fun today
>gives me her number and says "I would love to see you again"
>too embarassed to call her.
>Its been a month.
call her dumbass what's the worst thing that can happen. Get that fat goth pussy and feel better about yourself for it.