YLYL funny school stories edition

YLYL funny school stories edition
post your best school stories

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>in 4th grade
>ben10 gets big
>get into an argument about which of us is the better ben10 fan
>we decide to upload shitty videos to youtube to see which of us can get more views, higher viewcount is the bigger fan
>not only do I win, my video gets over 1M views more than the other kid
>he cries, knowing he'll always be the Gwen and not the Ben
>mvw
youtube.com/watch?v=4mU802eQ3jE

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there's gotta be more than this, come on anons.

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>be me
>high school, junior or senior
>just finished serving a morning detention
>go to first class
>bitch feminist semi-landwhale teacher is a bitch
>sees me using phone
>tells me to give her the phone and that i get a detention
>refuse to give her the phone
>she's being a CUNT
>i'm saying it's bullshit and how i should't get a fucking detention
>i say: well other teachers don't do this
>she goes, well i'm not other teachers
>i say: well maybe other teachers have souls
>pretty much told her she has no soul in front of the whole class
>she starts crying like reeally crying bawling her eyes out
>tells me to go to disciplinarian
>i refuse at first, but then had to because she said she was gonna tell the disciplinarian to come get me
>i go and get in troubled yelled at blah blah detention for a week or something
>the story spreads like fire
>everyone thinks it's awesome because she's a cunt
>mfw i'm praised as a hero

shit was so cash

kek

this happened in my brothers class

>jewish teacher
>ok class, what's your favorite book
>kid raises his hand
>mein kampf

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please leave and never come back

>be student at catholic school
>in class talking about hitler and ww2
>i blurt out loudly hitler voice: "I SAID GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS!!"
>whole class erupts in laughter
>sent to the disclipinarian

pic related, i got the joke from Sup Forums

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It's funny cuz he killed millions

kid got a chocolate milk carton thrown at his face and it exploded

WHOA

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there was a faggot kid who always told the teachers about shit and got kids in trouble

he was drinking green tea in a bottle, so me and friend took it to bathroom, piss in it, put it back, and then watched him drink it

post more you autists

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>talent show auditions
>lady running it is a FAT CUNT
>friend says he's gonna play the piano
>he doesn't even know how to play piano
>goes up to the piano, front of whole class
>starts banging his hands on the piano like drums screaming out SWEET HOME ALABAMA !!

shit was pretty funny

wot m8

You’re so duuuuuumb

>in 7th grade social studies
>Totally new teacher, straight out of college, no idea what hes doing
>Halfway through year, kids dicking around in the back of class
>Kid climbs on top of file cabinet
>other kid shakes the cabinet like a dumbass
>kid1 falls and breaks his arm, crying like a little bitch
>class laughing their asses off
>teacher doesn't know whether to call the nurse or the principal
>waits like 10 minutes of this kid dying on the floor
>eventually the kid gets up and walks to the nurse on his own
>teacher calls principal while hes on his way down

sheeit satanic trips chekt

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kid got raped by the janitor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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come on u guys gotta have some more funny school stories to post

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

there was an arab kid at our school that was always late to class so we eventually started calling him 9\12

>be me
>work as a janitor at a school
>rape kid
>shit was so cash

i like it

source on that image?

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googel

WHOA MOMMA

oh but it did actually happen

yeah but someone saying "I don't believe it!" is retarded, as you aren't supposed to believe anything even if it's true. This is a fictional website, Sup Forums is just fiction.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bXnr2y7SPr0

oh baby keep it coming I'm almost there

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usually takes a crane to sage this thread out

>118x27

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one of my favorite pics here.

one time at school there was a fat kid and i was the fat kid

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kek

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>ben 10 started 2005
>user's video was posted 2007
>that user was in 4th grade, let's say 10 years old
>it's 2017 now
>2017-2007=10
>10+10=20

user's somewhere between 18 and 22, most likely.

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