I have officially hit rock bottom.
>need cigs
>search apartment for change
>borrow 2 dollars from neighbor
>buy smokes
>old homeless woman asks me for one
>i give her 2 to be nice
>she asks for more
>tell her i used the last of my money on smokes
>she offers to suck my dick for half the pack
>i let her blow me
I spent all afternoon searcing for money to buy smokes knowing i have no groceries. Then traded half of them for head from a toothless crackhead.
Pretty low
How was the spear polishing
Could be worse
At least i didnt sleep with her
How was thr bj
Ate least you didn't give her a rim job for heroin. Silver linings, bro.
Wouldn't that be better tho?
>muh heroin
I'd still call it a win. At least you got your dick sucked.
Rock bottom is when you're the one giving the head.
Yeah yeah, it's Wednesday here too ya know
You don't need cigarettes. Acting like my nigger friend living off the government and his mom. Spends all his money on malt liquor and cigarettes. Can't even tip a dollar at the fucking bar.
100 dollarydoos in account and i just bought a 20 bucks game on steam because an old online friend wanted to play it with me and i was afraid to loose him. not very low but i'm putting myself in an unnecessary shit and that's stupid
Now you become the toothless crackhead.
i love Sup Forums
just roll your own smokes. its an awful lot cheaper and easy to learn
Is that miley?
this
also, this is now a beg thread.
post paypals
>gummy blowjob
Did she cradle the balls?
Just play it with him for an hour and get it refunded
if you wanna give me some money, [email protected]
im not in desperate need or anything, will be moving soon and gotta have to afford a kitchen n shit.
you should have taken a pic. Pictures last forever.
Dude, you got a blowjob and half a pack of smokes. You're far from the bottom
Right
Rate the girl tho
top kek
Assuming you have an income, you're probably okay. I did a similar thing to my account recently, but probably won't even notice in a couple weeks.
But if people are going to be dickheads and not be your friend because you wouldn't buy them something or help them buy something, fuck 'em.
A good person wouldn't take advantage of their friend like that.
Life's too short to give stupid assholes any sort of energy.