'undred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager edition
/brit/
Elijah Wilson
Michael Hill
>POONLEY
Caleb Torres
marion
Kayden Roberts
haven't had a ciggie in 5 months
think i will tonight
Isaiah Reed
r8 my 'values lads
Adam Kelly
that retarded lad sub edition
Gabriel Evans
...
Robert Lewis
>sports
Jack King
told my old man the french elected a more effeminate version of hillary clinton and he laughed
Carter Price
>>sports
Andrew White
Shan't
Nicholas Cox
NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS?
Grayson Jones
4th night on the trot playing sports
Andrew Collins
doing a listen
Juan Anderson
>it's nerve damage sweetie
lmao life imitates memes
Matthew Turner
>try out Bumble
>Figure it might attract proactive girls
>First message is literally "hey"
Ah yes
Thomas Cruz
>life
hate it
Brandon Bennett
>Windows XP spotted on Royal Navy's new aircraft carrier
LOL
John Richardson
what the fuck lads
there's this blue haired qt at my local speciality coffee "shoppe" and so i went there this afternoon to get a cup of coffee and flirted a bit but this coffee tastes like SHIT
it's burnt and tastes like arsehole
easily the most disgusting coffee i've ever had
and it cost £3.50 what the FUCK
Justin Allen
ah yes, the inability to respond to a greeting, very good
Andrew Foster
>nicking posts for (You)s
>YANK posts no less
absolute state of you
Jonathan Allen
Fuck off Gaz
Liam Gonzalez
Haven't kissed anyone in a month
Christian Moore
always wonder what it must be like in yankland where if this sort of thing happens i imagine you just complain and ask for a refund
Lucas James
BOOBIES
Ayden Campbell
probably did it on purpose because you were white/male
shes posting about it on tumblr as we speak
James Ramirez
wahey dickhead
Jacob Martin
aaah xp
Jackson Parker
22, never kissed
Alexander Thompson
they don't upgrade operating systems for the sake of consistency
Carson Cooper
don't remember opting in for this bullshit
Caleb Bell
HEY
MISTA PROIME MINISTAH
...
ANDDDDDAAAAY
Jace Hughes
>this faggot on the stream
Carter Ortiz
eyes are really fucking minging up close
Aaron Price
Just go "alri lass"
Nathan Jones
perhaps you can tell me what's wrong with the Navy Windows XP?
Brody Gonzalez
as much as I loathe the xenophile europeist, I can only respect the highschooler who fucks his married, mother of three french teacher
Asher Evans
My President is a fucking tangerine with a wig
Christopher Baker
who windows 8.1 here
Christopher Ross
came up with a full proof formula to achieve perfect communism in our lifetime but some fat man in a tux and top had stole my papers and lit them on fire with his cigar.
Samuel Cook
Point flew right over your head
Ayden Garcia
>xenophile europeist
Jacob Harris
just found out my grandad was awarded the Victoria's Cross in Vietnam
Aiden Foster
masterrace
Brandon Moore
literally fall about the place everytime I'm using a calculator and make it say BOOBS. been kicked out of every stationary shop in town at this stage
Levi Jenkins
>why yes, i am incapable of getting a womans attention, i require her to perform all the work for me
autism
Adrian Baker
bet those mongs who made fun of antivirus here are now scratching their arses
Noah Williams
>Jesus of Nazareth
Landon Barnes
who GNU/Linux here?
Brayden Cook
chazwozzers
Carter Bennett
remembered something embarrassing i'd forgoten
Ryan Thomas
why are angels issued with blades that can kill angels?
isn't that just inviting friendly fire?
Nicholas Hernandez
I'm so sorry
Landon Perry
play classical gas
Ryder Ward
my dad was a big deal in 'nam but he never talks about it
remember a leather jacket of his with dozens of pins and medals on it that he let me wear sometimes but it disappeared some ten years ago. i can only assume he got rid of it because it offended people and he doesn't want me to think he's a killer
it's just one of those things we don't talk about
Dominic Bailey
>who are you fucking quoting?
Elijah Long
>xenophile europeist
spacker
Henry Miller
remember I forgot about Erdoğan
Landon Sullivan
Who does Die Antwoord have such negative stigma towards it?
I unironically like quite a lot of their songs
William Myers
Hey lads, maybe communism, would work if we just KILL KILL KILL KILL
Ayden Gray
And this world feels so distant
But today I'm feeling so indifferent
Hudson Cox
Are you retarded? Obviously have no idea what bumble is
Liam Fisher
Thoughts on me having a nap now?
Chase Peterson
enjoy diversity then
Hudson Brooks
thinking of all the dead rotting yank/aussie corpses in vietnam makes me hard
Noah Price
Post willy
Gavin Harris
*pushes you over*
*sits on your head*
*does a fart*
heh classic
Aaron Ramirez
Juan Gray
'd
Kayden Thomas
of course i'm retarded, and i know what bumble is
there's a million fucking things you could have said to "hey"
Brayden Jackson
Post willy
Isaac Long
crossrail when
Robert Hernandez
Post arse
Brandon Peterson
>Hey lads, maybe communism, would work if we just KILL KILL KILL KILL
'dora.jpg
Juan Roberts
...
Camden Gomez
I just cut the region between my nose and my top lip pretty bad whilst shaving. I put detol on because I thought it would disinfect and stop the bleeding but now my lips have gone numb
Carter Gomez
how do you even fuck up a single sentence that bad?
Noah Edwards
yea I got this in 'nam
*points to the stain where I dripped nuoc mam on my shirt*
Elijah Thomas
who let that paki subhuman near Her Majesty
Christopher Perry
hey is fine lad, it's just a starting point. people put too much value in the first message on dating apps tbph
Henry James
>I just cut the region between my nose and my top lip pretty bad whilst shaving.
that's the philtrum
Ayden Baker
>vietnam
Easton Reyes
youtube.com
watching the yank worms protest each other
Noah Wilson
yeah my grandad got the medal because he apparently saved his squad from a grenade by jumping on it with his bollocks
unfortunately he was soon dishonourably discharged after the quartermaster found him with no trousers on and a white phosphorous grenade in his hand
Owen Gonzalez
Put it away
Blake Cook
So are you just another fat, middle age, bald, white male exile in south east Asia like the Thai runts on here or
Christian Rivera
>Her Majesty
Luke White
nice bellend m8
Christian Peterson
yes but not the first three
Jaxson Mitchell
,moisturise your bell
Connor Russell
gona sacricide myself
Elijah Murphy
*enters stage left*
*tests mic*
"ah yes, mhmm, yes, quite a day isn't it? well then, on to things, hmmm yes let me see here.... end the trident program, and nationalize the railway"
*crowd goes wild*
*cheering and clapping for 5 straight minutes*
"alright then, let us pop on down to the chippy shall we?"
*bows*
"thank you, thank you"
*exits stage right*
Lincoln Barnes
Out of 10?
Jose James
lol
Brayden Rogers
strong6/weak 7
Jeremiah Powell
Might go to bed.
Cooper Wood
I'd nip you in the bud you edgy little spacker
Jordan Ramirez
>live in a little rural village
>look at the stone memorial for soldiers in the village square
>only 1 bloke went in WW1
>only about 10 in WW2
>one died in Afghanistan
hmmm
Sebastian Scott
going for so-called dinner with the so-called family soon
Liam Wood
>bud