Post your favorite movie quotes

post your favorite movie quotes

>your a lizard barry - warwick davis

>I'm gonna refuse his offer - The Grandfather

>FOR SPARTACUS!!

> Why so humorless? - The Jester

>Would you care for a form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck?
-Blade

>make your way to the helicopter

-Ernest swartsinigger

>so Billy, ever seen a grown man naked

thats not from a movie, thats a quote from your uncle

It seems to be a ruse - admiral ackbar

Airplane!

jesus christ this thread

>My mama always said life was like a box of sweets - you never know which color you will get unless you looked inside.
- Stephen Gums

MOOOOSSSSEEEEE - Havick

" I know what your thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

>Your father was a capybara and your mother smells of huckleberries.
-The Whitest Kids U' Know and the Religious Cup

"what is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?"

I have had enough of these reptiles on this aeroplane - Sammy T Jacobs

Lucas, you are the spawn of my seed
Lord of the rings, the two towers

Idiot. That's not the quote at all.

seriously bitch, I dont give a fuck - humphrey nougat

"It's a-MAIZE-ing!"

>that's my ass what are you doing stop!!

>"Holy Nike's!"
-Chris Spade

African or European?

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
~FMJ

laughed more than I should have

>"where are you from larval stage of a common housefly?"
>"Sir California, Sir"
>"What, there's defiantly no queers or steers in California"

- Sgt. Pepper

Looks like the rattlesnakes are starting to commit suicide

mississippi burning

>Open the pod bay doors, Pal.
>Ahm sorry captain, I c'nat doit.
>Pal, open the pod bay doors.
>He's an engineer not a locksmith!

- Star Odyssey

you know what they call a macdonalds burger in Europe? Le Burger

"Aren't you here for entertainment!? Well, aren't you!?

"Cry Havok, and let slip the Kraken"
Poseidon

Why does it matter which continent they're flying over?

>How did I get caught up in these Star Wars™?

Get busy being born, or hurry up and kill yourself. - Randy Deplanes

"You should greet my small acquaintance" - Joey Mantegna

"I know feng shui"
-Nemo

Hello. My name is Indigo Montana. You're filled with lather. Prepare to dye.

Does he look like he itches?
-Michael Jackson

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president.