SWAT BREAKS IN

>SWAT BREAKS IN

WHAT ARE YOU DOING/WHAT DO YOU DO

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i ignite the thermite on my hdd and lay on the floor with hands on head

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Throw myself on the floor before they shove a hand grenade up my ass, or shoot me into swiss cheese, or unleash a dozen dogs on me or body slam then nigger pile on me.
I'm going to poop their party by being as docile as possible..... until I get a chance to talk to a lawyer.

very sloooowwly taking the hand out off my trousers i was fondeling my nutsack with.

STOP RESISTING
>as they blow the dogs full of holes.

Hey Fellas

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Watching TV

>WHAT ARE YOU DOING
fapping, obviously.
>WHAT DO YOU DO
politely ask them to wait for me to finish, no one likes blueballs.
if they say no i'll ask them to finish for me

I'm browsing Sup Forums exhausted with one eye open right now, I'd probably just lie here and not respond. Then they carry my ass outside if they want. I'm tired

I play with my dicc

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Going through a heart attack.

No, they busted your door down in order to not arrest you.

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Make dem niggas some tea bitch.

I'm jacking off in a cop uniform

>This isn't going to end well

CTRL + ALT+ F12
clicking yes
repeat on second computer,
taking clothes off
lying on the floor in the open

I wouldve open my door if they had knocked

good thing i'm not being detained

Off myself. Its already over at that point.

Grab AR and return fire.

Attempt to destroy hard drive before I'm killed.

taking a shit while posting on Sup Forums
guess i continue to take a shit until swat shoots me

I was masturbating to Lolis. Now I'm masturbating to these fine men in uniform

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Watching tv, I'd give them the finger as I smoke this blunt

>You're welcome