What kind of girlfriend do you want

what kind of girlfriend do you want

a body pillow

an attack helicopter.

a tall one

must have a 'gina

A nimble one

> vegene*

She must be
> Kind, caring and loving
> Must love only me.
> Must not be to clingy.
> Must want to fuck when I feel like it.
> Must be beautiful, 10/10
> Not to talkative, my that I mean no talking
> Listen to my rants
> Try to make me feel good all the time.
> Clean everything and do what she must do
> Must obey and work when my penis becomes stiff
Well I'm not asking for a lot here. I even adjusted it so it could plausible.

Any one at all. She doesn't have to be smart or pretty or even have any redeeming qualities. I just need some human contact.

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Like this?

a real one

i'd personally love to date a slut, stripper, or escort.

Must have nice eyes

My entire life, I've wanted a hipster or punk GF, but it's probably never going to happen at this point, considering that I'm 32 years old. It saddens me every day. Also, I've never been physically attracted to any of my GFs.

enjoy your std and used up hole.

a decent one

You sound like the masculine counterpart of a cunt you faggot

Just got out of a relationship with an average looking girl. I only stayed because I thought she was cool, turns out, she was a total phony and not hot enough to make the bullshit worth it. So, after dating hot girls who are total pieces of shit. My new preference is: as long as she's hot.

None. I've known enough women to know that they don't really interest me. And most of them aren't interested in me either, which is convenient.

You been doing the education! That's a great reply.
> So I be dick, hmmmmm?

Small, light pink labia are a must.

Petite, cute, nice dick.

What are you, fucking gay?

Yes.

Oh so you want to be a hentai character.

Ha loser! I reject all of the many women who show interest in me.

An Asian girlfriend.

cute
not completely air-headed
gfd with an edge
my standards are lowish these days

What are you, a fucking normie?

No, are you insecure?

And an ass that don't quit.

exactly like Marky. Actually I'd date Marky.

Anything but a fat chick.

One with a dick.

'twas a joke boyo.

I want a wealthy gf

a cute

Asian thotties

I feel ya... Sadly

An 11 year old one

"want" a girlfriend? Want liability?

I prefer to have something on the side every now and then, the more consistent, the merrier. But someone to be around every single day? Nah. Not quite ready for something steady and long term, if not potentially seeping into the "longer" term.

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> what kind of girlfriend do you want
this is what 13 year little boys ask themselves when they start getting their first erections. sort of the equivalent of when girls talk about their dream man and getting married. neck yourself.

someone who loves me

there's no fucking sound you stupid motherfucker

Truce for now.....

Too old!

my boy you have fine taste

A little, as in ddlg

>tfw no cute crazy gf

A new one

Needy , cute , nice body. Loyal and kinky. That's all I need universe. Give it to me

>I bet she fucks like a chopper

Yeah she must be a hentai character, big boy. And don't you forget it

A very young, impresionable toilet cumslut that will do ANYTHING I want

I'll take her off your hands

A tomboy weeb girl

Oh Jesus Christ, that eye asymmetry.

the nibblist

mah nigga.
>mfw I follow this asian thot on insta, and I googled "asian thot" and she came up.

just post more marky

the whoriest

a feminine dick.

>jap
>female

No wonder you're single..

a Dr. Dommy Mommy

My boy!

a cool one, she has to be cool

What are ya? A fucking liberal!
I cut out a lot of that list. I'm not asking for a lot here.

the gameriest

>About the same physical shape as I'm in
>Willing to evenly split chores with me
>Wants to share the shower/bathtub
>Gives me sincere, constructive criticism
>Not into anything heavier than weed
>Not pushing marriage or making babies at any level of subtlety
>Similar sense of humor
>Just different enough ethically to keep conversations engaging
>Indifferent about makeup and "girly stuff"
>Someone I want to listen to and to hear me

the amaranthiest

real

White.

feminine

None.

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pic related one

Qt
Nice
Funny
Depressed
Attainable

a kindergartner

That's impractical! You want a man or a metro sexual?

Cute, funny, trustable, sexy even shorty that'll ride or die.

literally exactly me, but a girl. a girl clone of me.
that would be perfect. and i've pretty much accepted the fact that i'll never be truly happy with anything less.

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That's a big dick for a girl.

the creepiest

q&d

the kind who loves me back

Mildly nerdy and emotionally stable

motherless 49432EF

>I'm not asking for a lot here
> has 10 or more fucking requirements.

One, I'll be with.

Kind is a bad word to describe someone. I'm flexible, chill and everything is a bonus to me. I want my girlfriend to be a badass. Badass to me.

I want a girlfriend I can love and share stuff with.

I've dated a lot of women.

I've been friends with a lot of women.

I've had sex with a lot of women.

And I honestly haven't a clue what I'd like in a girlfriend. I'm at an impasse, and for the first time in my life, I feel as though I may journey through the remainder of my time her alone, without the company of a woman.

And that might be for the best.

You are literally the biggest faggot I've ever encountered, your post projects exactly the reason why you don't have a girlfriend.

I want a crispy gf

Everythang big down in Texas.

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Why do you say that?
Have you been wanting the same thing, but couldn't find it?

this one - i literally fell in love on the first sight
saw her in a thread the other day, but it 404'd before i had the chance to take a closer look
if anyone has more pics of her, feel free to post 'em here