Sup fags

Sup fags,

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

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hows aids?

herpes

fuck you nigger

haha, typical virgins who think having sex instantly gives you some disease

I suddenly pity a 1000 women.

Feels like you're a walking disease, bro

Why? Because they didnt get to experience your putrid overweight body and you mouth breathing into their face while you try to penetrate them with your corkscrew pig dick looking pin?

u mad, virgin?

While I may be a virgin, at least I am not a vulgar, disgusting, and disease-riddled scumbag like yourself, good sir.

i kinda feel sad for you man. im not trying to white knight or anything and i think experiencing all kinds of pussy is great.

But i think that after a certain extent, there has to be point where you know what your looking for in a women. Being in a romantic relationship, that is long lasting is a significant event in the lives of most people, enriching the lives of people of all social and racial backgrounds. The fact that your still going around bragging youve slept with alot of women (i asume) is telling that your not happy with the relationships youve been apart of.

If you have settled down (Which i assume you have not) its remarkable, that it took this long for you to realize.

Oh ha ha, check this mad virgin out.

How does it feel to know while you're sitting out home pulling your micro dick Im out fucking hot bitches?

How does it feel to spend money nightly on prostitutes, OP?

Who let this faggot in here? HAHA

Only beta guys fall for the relationship meme.

Never bought a pro, yet.

Maybe you could tell me how it feels but Im assuming youre a virgin.

let me just say something bull fucking shit
you are the person to ask a girl for money
no you didn't you wern't able to play for the first date
your rent went to a limp bizizt

Pretty good, considering that I'm not dying from mega-aids

You haven't fucked that amount of women. After the 15th one, it gets pretty boring and monotonic, so stop being pretentious, kid.

I had sex when I was 13. I don't care much for it.
But yes. Sure. You havent hired an escort. I'd rather believe that than believe you had sex with 1k women
and the statistical probability that you fucking 1k and not one of them meeting up with one another when you were on your "runs" sure didnt hinder you or anything. Tbh OP i think youre in the double digits.

Get the fuck outta here, 15! Thats about how many I fuck in a usual week.

Poor jealous virgin.

How does it feel to know I have sex with more women in a week than anyone here will in their lifetime?

Jerking yourself with every wwyd thread on B doesn't count as sex, kid.

Go play some minecraft or GTA. And build better stories.

And how many dudes? 2k?

how does it feel to start a thread using stale pasta because you lack any semblance of creativity?

Why are you projecting?

Can you prove this, because I've had sex with over 1000 horses.

I've only had sex with 11 women but we did it thousands of times. So there.

jealous virgins

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Re-fuck them each with timestamp or didn't happend

How boring would that be, constantly fucking the same pussy over and over again :[

how can anyone be jealous of stale pasta?
whatever just try not to cry into your spankerchief, it'll leave streaks in your hair

It means they keep coming back.

Projecting? Mate, you took the cheapest attempt of psychological argument on B.

What's the next steep? Saying you're a psycho? Freud? You're a fucking joke.

Pretty odd. I guess it's possible. Why did you do it though. To brag on Sup Forums? How does it feel to know I've picked up over 1000 pieces of litter?

Shit this thread gets made so many times, and its so fake. The guy said he was fucking grannies last time

Check out this virgin neet faggot speaking from experience.

How bout you lick your moms shit off my cock in the morning because Im coming over tonight.

Troll or not, the this fucking guy in the picture doesn't fuck anything above a land whale or some redneck toothless bitch or both, if that. Look at the fucker, he's poor as fuck, wears a wife beater, has stupid holes in his face and lobes. He looks lazy af, has no definition and clearly does not take care of himself or the place he sleeps in.

No fucking woman worth a damn would fuck that, not even drunk.

GTFO man. Poor bastard.

Pro tip: He works at a mortuary.

Must be some ugly bitches to be coming back to a dipshit faggot like yourself

you'll need a shovel first, also i doubt she'd have any shit in her after all these years

Hit a nerve did I?

To close to home thats it true?

Poor virgin baby lol

of course it's fake, no one here believes OP for a second, it's just fun to talk shit to each other

I think that there's a sad hole in your life that you've been trying to fill with sex. And it doesn't work.

You do know he's dead right?

Or are you just a dumb faggot?

Haha nah man there's like levels to that shit. You learn something about the person that makes the sex incredible. I think your experience is also valid though. Intimacy is scary.

Haha I bet she killed herself out of shame for having a retarded son like yourself.

Nigger didnt I just say I had sex when I was 13.

Theres alot of holes Ive been filling and none of them are sad

that's irrelevant.

Been there done that and its as boring as your face.

Id rather have a new hot piece of ass every night then fuck the same pussy over and over again

Virgin here

OP is a massive faggot

cancer actually, but hey don't let that get you down as you dig up your 1001st grave, date night must continue for you of course

Guys and animals dont count

I'll skull fuck her in front of you and cum in her eye sockets.

Feels fine for me, chief. How about you? Like a thousand hot needles in your urethra every time you piss?

I had sex. In middle school. With my girlfriend at the time. When my hormones were going crazy. I'm not a virgin. Op, Youre retarded if you cant comprehend this.

as long as you admit to being a necrophiliac i don't care

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how does it feel to know you and all of them have to accept the punishment of between 0 and 1000 emotionally displaced men in the afterlife?
And that punishment is whatever they desire?
Hope the nuts were GREAT.

You're my hero. I get lap-band to I can do the same. I am gonna fuck 1000 women too. Wanna be fuck buddies?

I'm a guy who's over fucked 150 girls off tinder and bumble recently, so to me it's possible. I'm 27 years old living in Canada, during the thanksgiving weekend I fucked 4 new girls.

You do realise theres no afterlife that theres simply just nothing.

Really? Cause I feel pretty fuckin bad for you.

if you say so, but OP is stale pasta because 12yo incel white suburbanites can't come up with anything interesting

Fucked over*

You fucked over 1000 women. I fucked the same one over 1000 times. Get on my level.

So what do you really look like?
How does it feel to keep trying, and failing, at launching another shit meme?
1000 chicks, no pregos, you're fucking either sterile, or you're such a needle dick that breaking a condom is completely impossible.

True, I used to post my oc of the girls I was seeing but one time a girl got recognized and I had to damage control that situation pretty bad. Anyway I like giving tinder advice and talking about my experiences.

KEKEKEKEKEK well done user, u have won. /thread

Actually really interested to know where this image came from and who started this copy pasta.

Curious about your STD status.

non existent, OP would need to have sex first

Stds are scurry.

Thats an old one

>lurk more, virgin

>Oversized pale-colored eyes.

Guy in the picture is homosexual.

>wild claim
>zero proof
>makes post on Sup Forums about it
>bait

>how does it feel

Yo that's cool and all. As long as their happy with it. I personally think you're a piece of shit. Not really even worth the paper to wipe of because you don't even have enough matter to cause an irritation. Thank you for the excuse to keep posting friend

Not the same guy but I agree with other user to some degree. It'll be nice to settle down one day but while I'm in my 20s I want to enjoy being in my sexual prime. A lot of hot girls are looking for no strings attached fun too, so its not like I'm lying to them about what to expect. Anyway, not sure why you're calling the other guy worthless for being different than you.

Im not gonna lie but youre the biggest faggot in the history of being a fagoot.