Femanons: What is:

Femanons: What is:
1) the most unusual object you've masturbated with, and
2) the most unusual place where you've masturbated?

most unusual object is a school notebook, and most unusual place is a parking lot

Toothbrush, library bathroom

>the most unusual object you've masturbated with
Sausages. Lots of them.

school notebook? how'd that work?

i used the binding of a spiral bound notebook and ran it up and down my clit!

unusual object was a tv, unusual place was in the movie theater

post kik so I can show you my hands

underwear on or raw? was it better or worse than how you usually get off?

how'd you do it with a tv?

I'm addicted to my shower head. Tbh my bf can't compete. After taking care of him I take care of my self. I use to love his sex but 3 yrs ago I dicovered the secret of warm spraying water.

guess he needs to fuck you in the shower while you run the shower head on your clit, if you have one of those hose type shower heads at least

like how most girls do it i suppose? grind against the corners.

Must've been one of those spiral notebooks with thick binding. I can't imagine thin metal wire being at all comfortable.

1. you're mom
2. you're mom's bedroom

>itt: neckbeards writing fanfiction with desperate neckbeards

Object - door knob

Place - in the butt

Very well closed glue stick.
At a hammock or maybe in class playing with my tights

that's what I was thinking

Does he just suck at oral then?

Let him piss on your cunt

tbh there are both niggers and femanons on this board. there is no proven way to stop them

describe more how you played with your tights in class

If you're going to shitpost, at least use proper grammar. You're = You Are. Your = every other use for the word.

/thread

There only males and lying/roleplaying in Sup Forums

Jackhammer Jesus with my GF together.
Did it in the baptisimal of a fundie xian church together when we were 16.

Guess we're both going to hell? (grin)

WRONG

Fuck I hope this is real, post moar

I like cuddling up to my Dad and watching movies with him on my weekends at his house. When he falls asleep I rock my clit against his hip bone and I can feel his erection growing under my leg I drap over his lap area. It's hot af.

Good one......kinda gave me a semi

how did you get it into the movie theatre?

Degenerate

fuck off with your incest bs

now THAT would be a fun fucking time

Most unusual thing wound be a goat, and the most unusual place would be in my office at my desk.

you probably shouldn't defile your gf with that detestable symbol

>sat at the end of my class cuz tall and shy
>bored in class
>cover my head with my arms in order to take a short nap
>mind decides to trick me and start thinking about porn
>get slightly wet
>start squeezing my tights together
>then alternate the squeeze
>keep doing it until I get some kind of a mini orgams
>they don't make me feel much but warm and relaxed
>i keep doing it since freshman year

how did u get the goat into teh office

What kind of porn?

my ps2 controller. i would play kh2 and let it vibrate on my clit.
most unusual? idk, a car?

How the fuck did you drag a tv into a theater unnoticed and then fuck it?

Different occasions. Also realized this was for femanons. So disregard me

Object. My father's knee when I was nine. Weirdest place as well because it was at my uncle's funeral. I didn't know about that stuff and he had the talk with me afterwards because he realized what was happening when I climaxed.

I didn't feel that embarrassed, just confused.

inb4 incest. Nothing like that happened again between us.

It happened. I always had a liking for other girls who were slightly taller than me. Met this girl at
HS. We're both 16. She goes to this fundie church, hates it very repressive, want's to do something 'really bad' together. We had already been doing the lesbo thing after school once or twice a week. Then the opportunity arises they are asking other teens to do a cleanup on a saturday aftn. She brings me along. 3 other guys/girls there do clean-up her aunt who was there gives her the key, asks us to lock-up. they go off someplace others leave, we're all alone! Go into the bapstry filled with water closed off behind a partition off to the left of the altar. slide in like it's a hot tub (we're naked) start talking shit, parents, school. etc.. She opens up a bag she brought, takes out a 19" double-dong sex toy and Jackhammer Jesus!! My eyes nearly fall out of their sockets She gets a look in her eye, starts sliding JJ into her while french kissing me, turns into an animal, grabs me we splas, werstle, play and finally mount each end of that 19" jelly toy and go to town half-underwater. I think we both came at-least a dozen times. Drained and re-filled the thing, went home, she slept over. Had the best sleep we ever had.

Loli.
Want to be fucked just like them.

honestly i think a lot of girls do that. at least the ones i know. when i was a kid i loved to grind against my mom and dads hips when they were carrying me.

interadesting
want to come over and see my collection sometime?

walk the dinosaur.

what area do you live in?
if i live nearby we can swap contact info or something and ill fuck you like you were 8

I'd love to. Im serious.

what do you look like besides tall?

how tall are you? I'm 6'6" and have never been with a girl over 5'7 or so

Emily?

lol
i'm not
maybe this guy is

c'mon. it is so hot that you want to be fucked like a little loli.
post your general area. if you live near me i want to at least meet you

Johnathan?

sounds good from im from south america

>6ft
>White, thin

hair color? just curious

i live in north east US

Dark blonde maybe brunnete

My Ex - Emily had this happen to her in DARE class. Her experience though was kinda hard on her though and they had an assembly just for the issue and ridiculed her for it. Hopefully your's didn't ruin your life.

sad but if you are the guy from the loli collection id enjoy see your material somewhere

wow thats ashaming but I suppose she didn't know to control her orgasms

Well, she was caught doing it in action. Dipshit males couldn't just sit back and enjoy it they had to point her out, and somehow instead of it being hot how most teenage boys would find it they thought it was gross and shameful.

As we live in UTAH the state of Mormons might explain a little bit better how the boys here are fucking stupid when something so awesome would happen in class.

I ( ) am this guy: and also this guy

timestamp

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i bet those guys still regret it

>doesn't even show hair color
Welp

i wish i understood italian

ay caramba!

you do look thin, tall and cute, moar?

I'm sure they do, it left her mentally fucked up though. Though we're not together anymore and part of the many reason's she is messed up in the head is because of this entire event, I truly deep down wish her the best in life and that someday she is able to put this behind her and be able to make the next guy she gets with as happy as she was able to make me while together. I know its not normal for any of Sup Forums to have a heart towards their ex's but as one and as a friend and person, I miss her dearly.

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you are a nice dude

was this a religious school?

I don't have any good pictures of her to share, but you can kinda get an idea of what she looked like while bating in class?

sucks...
think you can still help her somehow?

No, this is just how public schools in a very heavy influenced by Mormonism state.

Oh lets see...

Objects

when I was little
> pencils
> small markers
> corner of bathroom counter
> a toy horse leg
> ken's legs and arms and head
> big teddy bear my dad got me for valentines when I was 4, used it for years until I started getting really wet and the fur would dry all nasty
> my moms lipstick and mascara tubes
> a tampon applicator before I knew what they were
> my cousins fingers (also a girl) over a very hot 3 week summer vacation with them

teen years... most went in my butt too:
> sharpies
> highlighters
> hairbrush, the handle, my go to
> electric toothbrush, I kept a separate head for it
> carrots
> green bananas
> several hot dogs in one of my dads condoms
> small cucumbers, but they're hard to find
> various shaped bottles I could sneak into my room or the bathroom


weirdest location?

def when I was 9 and my estranged uncle told me to get in front of a hot tub jet and he watched me. No incest, I mean I guess that time was but that was all that happened and nothing else ever did.

Good girl.

And now the tits.

I've tried to be just a friend and help her as a human would try to help someone they actually love(d) but she has made it very clear that I am not welcome anymore in her life.

Object would be my cell phone, using the vibrating. Place would be the backseat of my dad's truck on the way to his parents house with three other people in the truck with me.

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how was she caught? was she using her fingers? rocking back and forth too much? or making noise?
what did they say at the assembly?

why would you bring a tv into a movie theater?
how big is your purse?

Pics?

Reminds me of the time a 3.14 qt in study hall got caught without panties on by all the boys in class playin with herself during junior year. We never said shit and all enjoyed the show

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something tells me you fucked up
what did you do, user?

Yeah from what she told me about the experience, and that masturbating should be something you do at home and not at school and that doing this type of action is sinful and she should pray for forgiveness. They seriously made her get onstage at the assembly in front of the entire school.

I saw these plungers in walmart
Snapped the handle off and masturbated with it in the restroom

1. pillow 2. school toilet or in the back seat

That's crazy. I bet he felt awkward. You got a good dad.

Honestly the only thing I can say that I did to fuck up our relationship is being a very verbal active atheist.

They know
Cellphone vibrate is loud af

1. Both my female cousins
2. Under a train trestle while a hobo watched my ex eat me (not with cousins obv)

I already know ill get perved on for this
>be me, mid 20s with first ex, dated for like nine years by then
>bf find out during never have I ever I used to scissor cousin when I was 12 from cousin
>he asks cousin to make out with me
>pull him in start kissing while we are making out
>he pulls cousins capris off
>she is a former model for a raceway near us, gorgeous with big fake boobs
>fuck it always had a crush on her dont care anymore so we fuck
>begins to be a regular thing every family holiday, every chance we get we all fuck hard
>cousin dumps her shitty bf calls us yp every other night and says we are her SO, she doesnt need to date anymore. >Shes happy for the first time in her life, Im happy for her, bf is happy
>Fam thinks we are all really close
>two years of this ends one summer in grandpas cabin
>with distant cousins on opposite side of family
>one is a real weeb ginger, like 25 never even kissed
>keep encouraging all of them to go swimming so me, bf and cuz can have alone time
>they go, we start fucking hard, ginger cousin comes back to get floaty rafts, hears us and catches all three of us
>we flip, she flips and starts screaming about how sinful we are
>bf starts kissing her, nibbling on neck, we convince her its okay because its gods will (dont ask)
>by that time bf has her mostly undressed
>we tell her shes in the same boat now and if we go down so does she
>cue most awkward sex ever
>she is too tight for bf, hogs him entire time, doesnt want me or hot cousin to do anything with either of them
>me and cousin are just pissed and have to watch the weeb fuck our boyfriend
>does this nonstop entire trip, gets pissed when I kiss bf, cousin talks to him etc
>by the end of the trip wants kids with bf, gets into a giant fight with us about bareback, Im freaking out, hot cousin is freaking out
>most of our parents hear.
Dont fuck potatoes.

Object: Curb key
Place: A curb

>lots of hot dogs
Your dad's dick must be huge to fit multiple hot dogs in his condoms