I've entered in to a new situation and I don't know how to exploit this properly

I've entered in to a new situation and I don't know how to exploit this properly.

>be me
>just turned 32
>just out of 4 year relationship
>solid career
>make $120k/year
>>but in LA so it's not THAT big of a deal
>own car
>own place
>live by myself
>no friends outside of work

but:
>fat and ugly, not unlike pic
>not enough will power to really change this

I feel like, with my money and no attachments to people, I could be doing more. But I don't really know what. Right now I pretty much just go to work, come home, smoke a lot of pot, eat Del Taco, smoke more pot, and fuck my onahole to VR porn. I'm actually pretty happy with this setup, but could I be doing more? SHOULD I be doing more?

and most importantly:
more wat?

learn an instrument
fuck women though they suck stay single

Similar situation OP.
>go on holiday
>go to asia
>Thailand/viet whatever, doesnt really matter
>Get as many woman as you want
>come home
repeat...
Life cant get better.
5 star hotels, young gorgeous girls begging for dick, amazing weather, just do it

I'm a man. And not an attractive one at that. But pay me to get to you and maybe a little profit, and I will eat your asshole, suck your dick, and let you pound me day and night for a bit. (I'm in the UK)

it's a bit gay but I'll say no homo so it's fine.

I actually kind of collect instruments and play a lot of them. I have a four-track tape machine and record dumb music with them. It's pretty fucking fun.

I have difficulty fucking women, because:
>too ugly to get women I'm attracted to
>difficulty keeping it up while being aware of their sweaty flab floppin' around on my sweaty flab

you're not young at all at 32. compared to most gorgeous LA men you probably look like shit.

With 120k you should easily be able to pay for sex and get that gratification taken care of. other than that dont change, do you and be happy and dont aspire to something when youve got it already

Do I have to speak the language?

I'm worried I'll end up with the AIDS. I can't tell a clean asian from a dirty asian; their downstairs shit looks dark and swampy no matter what

NIGGA WE'RE ONLY HERE CAUSE WE'RE POOR! GO LIVE THE NORMIE LIFE SINCE YOU GOT GOOD MONEY! you need to buy extremely expensive clothes and jewelry and get bitches by flaunting it.

what do you do to make that much?

The bad:
>grew up in SoCal and not part of any local culture (not a surfer dude, not a spic, not a techy - just a socially awkward white kid)
>got worthless major
>diagnosed with major depression and social anxiety
>30 and still living with my parents
>have only had minimum wage jobs
>kissless virgin
>no friends

The good:
>not fat
>graduated with honors (top 10% in the humanities and social sciences)

>With 120k you should easily be able to pay for sex and get that gratification taken care of.
I feel weird fucking a woman who doesn't want me. The VR porn is fucking awesome especially with the right drugs; that kind of takes care of it for me. I appreciate the rest of your advice; I think maybe you're right! I just don't want to be 60 years old in my deathbed (no one to take care of me and we have Alzheimers in my family) and THEN realize I could have been doing something differently. Ya know?

I buy nice clothes, but my man boobs can make anything look cheap. Also:
>sweaty pits in LA weather and social situations

wear a condom. no worries
99% of people can speak english - jump on a website called redcat, its dedicated to this subject. goggle it

If your happy.....
but if you want to change....
you should probably stop smoking pot and eating garbage. Join a gym and work with a trainer. Get active with the community / church. You basically said everything anyone cares to know about you in five lines of green txt. Now there are a handful of girls that love smoking pot and sleeping with fat old men but unless you get out and meet people you wont even find that (and there are tons more women that will sleep with a 1/2 in shape man without a drug problem) try to look for the intersection of possibility and probability. Or ignore this diaper wearing sissy boy

Not if you're happy, dude. I would trade lives with you in a minute. I love Del Taco.

>what do you do to make that much?
I work at one of the big movie studios doing a sort of cross between technical editing and engineering.

Your situation sounds exactly like me in my early 20s after college. I got in a depressive rut really bad. Finally forced myself to move across the country (to LA here) in a sort of sink-or-swim situation. Have you considered such a thing?

Redcat! Thanks man!! I've never heard of that.

>you should probably stop smoking pot and eating garbage
I do agree with you that it would probably be for the best. I used to work out, but I just hated being associated with the culture, and everybody who was in love with themselves. Also when I weight occasionally swings low, I look like a pedo. lol

mmm i mean if you really wanted to do more you could try a full sex doll and an anal plug but it seems like you have it covered

I've tried a prostate massager (even a vibrating one) but it's not for me. lol Sex doll... I kinda think about it. But do I really want to go down that road? Also I usually end up ripping through my onaholes after a couple of months; I'd be worried I'd damage the expensive sex doll quickly.

You don't have to turn into a gym rat. Just work out till you don't have to wear a knee brace when you crap out all that del taco. The important thing is the gym is a thing you are doing on a regular basic, meeting people, thing to say when you describe yourself etc. If a hot gal came up to you and started talking how long could you talk about youself for (in an attractive interesting way). I go to an anime club meeting once a week. its like 20 vergins with assburgers and one girl half my age, but it sounds interesting when I tell people about it, and I like anime, and its fun to have people that share with.

You should buy a huge butt plug and make yourself wear it all the time. Then post pics on Sup Forums

>I thought about joining the military
Don't do this; you're not fighting for anyone's freedom

Alright diaper boy, time for bed

Yeah, I do agree with you. Thanks for the motivation. Not sure if you're joking about the anime part.

>Finally forced myself to move across the country (to LA here) in a sort of sink-or-swim situation. Have you considered such a thing?

Yes.

I thought of teaching English overseas, and it seems like a dead end unless you have a real passion for teaching English and want to go to graduate school.

I thought about joining the military, and I don't think I could stand the other cretins.

Thanks for offering some hope though. I do sometimes feel like I'm slow to mature or a late bloomer. I just wish I had more control. I never feel like what I end up doing is what I wanted.

I'm not in a real position to offer advice, but I'd second the suggestion to travel if you have the time. You might want to look into different volunteer opportunities or getting involved with local politics. If you have a bit more time, maybe go to your local community college and take a class and join a club.

If what you are saying isn't a load of monkey spunk, then I would say you have decent management of these aspects of your life. You need to isolate and identify this drive you have towards work and career and find a way to apply this to losing weight.

>ight now I pretty much just go to work, come home, smoke a lot of pot, eat Del Taco, smoke more pot, and fuck my onahole to VR porn.
Nah you've pretty much got all you need
buy a realdoll is the next step

fuck bitches get money, go overseas find some money grubber thats decent and bring her back, knock her up have kids and enjoy the shit out of them. theres a whole world out there friend. keep smoking

LOL diaper boy (who isn't very discrete about this proclivity around girls he dates) enjoys the nerdy things he likes and is open and honest with people. And I still get laid

>If you have a bit more time, maybe go to your local community college and take a class and join a club.

I read a ton about cognitive neuroscience and I've always wanted to take classes to get more in-depth, but UCLA offers so such night classes for casuals. lol I'd love to learn traditional/hand-drawn animation, and there are classes for that around here, but several artistic prerequisites and I can't draw worth shit. Haha

The thing I love about my career is that I'm good at it, respected in the field, and I feel I've adequately earned that respect by solving some complex problems that have burdened our industry as it transitions to file-based. Can we digitize weight loss somehow?

mah man

No kids for me! The world doesn't need another weirdo of my type.

I sound like a smug asshole in that response. Sorry. I assure you I hate myself.

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Fuck you op

>You fell for my tricks

Are you happy, man?

This nigger doesn't make 120k....

this la nigger makes something like 35k
has 3,000 saved up but owes 38 k on a credit card / loan....
>this nigger IMO IS LAPD

I kind of am at the moment, really. But I don't want to stop pushing forward. Especially as I still feel a little lost after the breakup.

I hear Iran is a pretty cool place, would travel there. and fuckin $120k is a lotta shit man, I'd be investing that for the future.

(serious about this one thoe) Here's one that, yes, would take effort, but adopt a kid if you can't get a wife. break some of those habits and maybe raise a smol family of your own?

Get a sugar baby make sure she is at least 25 no boy friends no managers aka pimps have her tested for AIDS hiv herpes the works on std's make sure she is fixed and can't have kids don't buy into she's on the pills bs. Go into her bare back and fuck away or rent a whore for the hour but wrap that shit up son or buy a real doll and put women moaning on cd and buy a shit ton of water based lube.

>adopt a kid if you can't get a wife
Woah. This is a very noble suggestion. Also makes me confront what a shitty, selfish person I am because I don't think I could do that

>buy a real doll and put women moaning on cd

Way ahead of you with the VR porn

Also: Did you suggest a CD because I'm old? I'm a FLAC man, brah.

I tried VR porn with my flesh light it was meh a real doll you can touch and get more than just a hole. Nah I though a cd rip would just be easier were the same age I turned 32 in September.

VR is very touchy right now, and you have to know which studios have acceptable rigs. I use GearVR (which can play Oculus encodes). With exactly the right focus and IPD dialed in and drugs, sometimes it can truly feel like you're there. It's incredible when it happens.

Just pickup cigarettes Ya faggot

Drink coffee every day

And tea lots of tea

Spend time with SPF 9001

Sweatyour titties away

Get hypertension

Consume only beer to replace diet and curb heart

Die of boredom