/brit/

me and the lads edition

Niggers.

choo choo

dead fascists

would love like hundreds of dogs

I approve of this post

Not keen on dogs.

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its fucking 7 o clock already wtf i hate saturday now?!

wew

WOOF :D

*starts panting*

Me too but I can't afford to keep them all in makeup and handbags.

any radical centrists in?

So an "anarcho"-capitalist told me that I should obey property rights.
My response was "Why?"
He said, "Because it's my property."
I responded again, "Why's it yours?"
He said, "Because of property rights."
I said, "Okay now your argument is just circular. You're like a Christian presuppositionalist. Come on, I know you can do better than this."


He responded, "Can you prove property rights don't exist?"

I responded, "I never claimed that I can prove that property rights don't exist, you asserted that property rights do exist and that I must obey it. Yet you haven't backed your claim with actual evidences instead you used a circular argument, so therefore I can simply dismiss your claim without any evidence. The burden of proof is on you, not me."

So how was my argument? Do I need some improvements? Did you noticed that I never mentioned the words, "Nice spooks, nerd" ?

this image makes me happy
why are dogs so based?

/tmo/

>Catholicism isn't pagan

Ah yes let me just WORSHIP THE FUCKING SUN.

just farted and it smelled quite evil haha

t. white guy

Is this one of those posts that you typed for reddit and then pasted here.

>why are dogs so based?
they hold eye contact with humans, few animals do. best way to make friends with non dog animals is avoid looking them in the eyes too much.

>his country shares the same name as a shitty tasting vegetable

christianity in general is a fake religion, literally doesn't exist

there is only Judai and Islam, christians just bastardized the 2 and mix it with paganism

>this time tomorrow it will already be time to start thinking about the fact that tomorrow is a work day

would love to have my fanny and bum tongued by each and every one of those doggos

*son

fuck off

protestants are cucked as fuck

wtf i love catholicism now

The sun has always seemed to me like a pretty logical thing to worship desu.

>not speaking another language on his general
HA!

19yo from work has probably been ragged senseless by her bf multiple times already. they only see each other once every 2 weeks so he must save up all his spunk for her little mouth,

what the fuck is this swede smoking

>Oiright, wha'y want then mate?

post boobies luv, ta
xx

things to worship:

mythical sky man
animals
the sun
fat women

>gf said she doesn't like it when i grow a small beard
>whines that i feel too rough with stubble

ahh yes, i don't mind about your prickly legs or fanny hair at all don't you worry princess

it's el haitiANO

>speaking our language

cuck

don't need a gf when you've got pints

love prickly legs, my mum often has them and i like to run my hand across it to wind her up

Kopparberg. Neat.

really want an armenian gf lads

macallan 18 on the rocks please barkeep

would join a local sun cult if they made one

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This is a family place now, ya hear? We don't want no trouble tonight.

Any lads running Leeds half marathon tomorrow

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koppaberg and soda please mate. 10/90

love pints
love wanking
love bums and boobs and nice tummies
love the lib dems
love wittgenstein
love proust

bums and ting

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prefer the skinny bum on the right

love the top 3, don't like the 4th and haven't got the foggiest what the bottom 2 are

What do you hate?

Couldn't even run a mile lad. Not fat, I just have acid reflux.

good lad

>love wittgenstein

DUDE GARDENING LMAO

they're literally jews

looking at this image and pondering whether my shovel is up to the task

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Alri Padraig

Would only ever run away from Leeds t.b.h

problem?

Communism and Capitalism are two sides of the same coin of materialism. It's the worship of money, they are both Judaic in form.

>tfw never cracked a phone screen or dropped my phone in a toilet cause I'm not a total fucking idiot

feels good

no mr le troll

communism doesn't have money

dropped my phone in the canal once when I was walking home pissed

got a slight crack on mine because i accidentally put a chair leg on top of it

Woaaahhh mate I'm so jealous, what a live you must lead
*walks away and stares at the wall*

sure we were made to sing songs and recite prayers about St Brigid all the time when we were kids
there was no St Brigid though, they just made a saint out of a celtic pagan goddess so that they could convert the celts

want a gf but not through mutual friends
looks like I might need a hobby

sod off evola, go performing wanking magic in tibet or something

if all humans on earth were boiled down into a soup, they would fill lake windemere

>what a live

what an embarrassing mistake hahaha

>The mythologies of our age in the West are not enforced by repressive theocratic regimes, but by the market command to be free, to be creative, to be flexible, to love what you do for even the most uninspiring of jobs. Work flexibility and freedom from ties to family duty and hierarchical institutions promised by the corporate-counterculture that reached its zenith in the 1990s has turned out to mean increased precarity and a race to the bottom in living standards. The promise of this vision has become, for those who can’t enter adulthood but are edging closer to natural infertility, a permanent CV-building career ladder leading to nowhere.

was considering getting a ps4, but apparently you need a paid membership to play online. I thought only xbox did that, not playstation?

t. Owner of a soggy phone with a cracked screen

sorry mate but you'll need to delete this
it can't be used as a generic reaction image

Literally don't care. Up St. Brigid and upa RA

if I ever cracked my phone screen I'd get it fixed pronto desu

nothing is more of a runt indicator than going around with a cracked screen

why not through mutual friends?

cabbage

think they're armenian orthodox christians

know a guy who's job is in charge of IT for a branch of the NHS. haven't heard from him in a while. should I be worried?

not part of this conversation but just want to interject and say i once shagged a cabbage

owner of a lonely heart

>he's never heard of proust

Their ideology is still based on materialism. They are obsessed with wealth just inverted from the Capitalists.

don't want to be alienated from my friends when I mistreat her

best mate works at greggs

wasn't he an f1 driver?

You can not get any deeper than trying to wrestle with the archetypes that supersede everything that makes up psychology, society or other collective unit you can think of. The difficulty and scope to grasp is nearly all encompassing.

half my phone screen has stopped working as a touch screen, literally can't be bothered to get it fixed though

that a lager or stout?

yeah that's what put me off
shame cos i loved ps3

best mate works at nandos

What, you think you're some kind of big guy? I'll have you know i'm a member of the CIA, and you are not written on this /brit/ plan. The first paddy to speak gets throw out of this thread.

busy lad today i expect, i used to work in NHS IT and its as big a shithole as you'd expect. this is all no surpise, luckily the county and metrolpolitan councils all had to remove their XP machines from the networks or get barred from accessing central govt data. they all did afaik.

really mate? can you not?

fascinating