SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD!

SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD!

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I've fucked 2 of my wife's sisters and am grooming her niece.

is she a dog?

my friends fonger tried to mother me in the back of my fongers car

Used to be an escort and camgirl.

Nah but her younger sister got fat and is a dyke now.

Nice. Was it a fun job?

is it much of a secret if you have nudes plastered over the internet?

Enjoyed Escorting more, instant cash was always nice, illegal though

No one's caught me yet, wore wigs/contacts when I did it.

I dated an escort once. Was weird seeing her go out for a nights work, then come home to me. Needless to say the relationship only lasted a year

>wore wigs/contacts when I did it.
fair. I had friends who camwhored to get through college, but most of them didn't plan ahead like that.

Yeah, I always kept myself single when I was doing it, never seemed fair to have a guy like that unless he was into it too.

I have over 500 pics of a chubby slut wife I have been collecting over the years. I've jacked to her more than anyone else over the years. Still get win so still laying in silence till the day I should post.

was all for college/medical bill payment. Had to drop out and move back to small town before I made any real good money though, made maybe 1k total, not near what I need/ed.

Had a weird sexual thing with my 60 year old neighbor. He's fuck me and make me dress like pic related and call me by her name while he stretched my hole and my cock would leak

How does one get into the escorting business? I'm interested in trying it out.

>retarded opinion

>played competitive gaming for years
>spin out at 80kms on cliff edge
>ex in car literatly shit herself
>thank forza motorsport for teaching me over time on how to regain a car from spining out

>bmw fag speeding over crest on narrow dirt road
>as he comes over crest and realise how close he is
>enterslowmotion.jpeg
>narrowly miss him by swerving ever so smoothly to the left (australia)
>thank fuck i didnt die
>thank your competitive gaming for my reaction times.

>fuck you newfags before you call me retarded or autistic

>21
>early 2000s
>(before penis inside vagina)
>do this all the time in dark room.
>always leter know im cumming.
>one time im cumming.
>tap with hand on back to let her know.
>(routine so she knows)
>but she keeps sucking it.
>spits cum out later on floor.
>says she wanted to see what it was like.
>best years of my life.
>the end.

I used the app Whisper, always met somewhere public, only went back to my place/hotel of my choice, had one good friend I told every time I went out, money on the table first. I charged about 300/h, but I'm (apparently) not bad at it, so I'll take it. Biggest thing is just staying safe, never using your real name, making sure someone knows where you are at all times.

April?

Nope

Cheated on my gf two days ago with this chubby gril

May?

That's really good pay... I could pay back my parents within a year with that kind of pay. Are your clients ever aggressive towards you or anything like that?

also nope, not June either

i smoke meth and jerk off to anal porn alot

No, usually its guys who can't get laid any other way. Some would give me more money for way less, others wouldn't even want sex and just want to hang out/give me a massage. It's mostly depressing, but none of them were ever aggressive. One guy REALLY wanted to be exclusive, but he didn't have my number/name/address so as soon as I wanted to stop contact I could.

...

Augustus?

I tried to shoot myself today with my shotgun but I'm a faggot so here I am

Nope

I've showered with my nieces quite a few times. nothing overtly sexual but still not something id post on fb or tell my friends/co workers about, for obvious reasons

my old boss was asking me for IT help and I think I accidentally linked her to a camwhore feed I was watching instead of the windows media creation tool

this is breaking news guys what do I do

tell her that you're lonely and sad with your life, so you just see camwhores to feel less depressed. then you can fuck her

I don't want to fuck her, she's in her 50s. and she knows my fiance. and my current manager.

damn user, do you think she's going to say anything?

Jerked it in my mom's panties once

I used to that from the age of 10 up to 18

Thanks to chubby/fat/whale threads I got curious about what it's like to fuck a whale (my wife is skinny). So I found a Taiwanese landwhale on WeChat, tricked her into thinking we were dating, and fucked her a few times. She was a selfish bitch, and landwhale sex sucks.

I used to have phone sex with a woman who liked to hear me talk dirty and jerk off while her husband fucked her. We met in an AOL chat room. I'm going to miss AIM. By the way, oldfag here. Obviously.

I've saw my sister naked multiple times and jerked off to her. One time I've found nudes that she kept in the old family computer, sadly I was a kid and didn't save anything. Anyway my relationship with her it's been weird, when we are alone I'm always hard and she knows. Also I used to put sunscreen in her back when she asked me

During college I was fucking this kinky nigger on a regular, I always teased her about fucking her younger sister. One day she told me her sister actually fancied me. She was two years younger than her. And she asked me to try it on with her sister to see of she would bite.

She did and I got to fuck the pair of them for about 6 months. They both knew to

aol chat rooms/aim were great. i dont miss 56k though

fuck you user for forcing that kek out of me

I don't know if you still read these threads.

you got into my fucking head. I don't know how to get you out.

I've taken some time off to travel and try to figure it out. I might see you, I might not. I have no expectations, but I hope you'll at least talk to me.

I like you

You're my #1, despite our bullshit past. I want to hang out with you but I don't have much time left.

Last year, there was a party in my friend's house, he invited me, some friends and his gf, every other friends left after drinking, he was drunk, i put him in his bed. Was about to sleep in the bedroom next to his but his gf came, started to talk, saying she wasn't satisfied with him. We had sex and since then we keep having sex like 2 times a week

Ever since my sister left for college I’ve started going through her panties and bras

I'm seeing a 20 yr old whore today to let her suck my cock and then fuck her in the arse.
I love my wife.

In my emo years between 14yo and 16yo I used to sleep with men for money. I turned my life around and live in a different country now. My boyfriend thinks I've slept with 2 other guys, which are 2 actual ex boyfriends, but the number is definitely closer to 50-100.

I killed people in Iraq and Afghanistan who probably weren't combatants - pretty sure, but not entirely, but whatever.

you dont feel remorse about it?

Why would he? It's his job. Business and feelings don't mix well.

Ive always wanted to be a sissy slut. The want for it started in highschool, I was always told I was feminine looking , because of my eyes and long hair and girly facial features, I really took after my mother more than my dad. I even was in like the best small boy shape of my life I was like 135. Never really had a chance to suck dick like I wanted. Maybe if I loose some weight I'll try and pursue it lol

How old? What was it like?

7 & 9. it is kinda fun imo, no sexual desire to do anything with them but ill admit they are very cute

My IQ score is below one hundred.

I've spent way to much time fapping with girls of a questionable age on omegle

Wtf is "escorting" it just sounds like prostitution with a different name

you just answered your own question..

Maybe in the afterlife?

That'd be a dream come true

I'd fuck u there bby

pls tell me your sister is the one on the left and not the goblin

I've been depressed and anxious for a few years now - never told anyone about it and it's slowly killing me from the inside.
What's even worse is that I'm in a sensitive position within the armed forces and I'm responsible for the death of a few dozen people (including children) if not hundreds, and it's making everything worse for me and I can't quit.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

I lost my virginity in the dorm showers to my RA. He used my shampoo for lube... :\

I'd better get to dream land soon then ;)

I'm still a virgin

Im aware this is a dream but play dumb anyways

i told you what to do yesterday didn't i

tits or GTFO

i'm a dirty sissy

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I actually believe the mayority of shit written in here

Im sorry :( I'm not the brightest so early in the morning

any nude?

There's no need to be sorry. Some things are by random but mere coincidence and fate or not.

Believe nothing and everything is permitted

I'm one of those awful backyard dog breeders you hear about. Here's how you do it.

1. Procure (steal) one retarded looking dog.

2. Procure (steal) another small, retarded looking dog of the opposite sex.

3. Make sure they are both intact (not neutered or spayed.)

4. Put them together, wait for them to fuck.

5. A few months later, collect puppies.

6. Post a craigslist ad for mini-pin-chow-chi-doodles. Craigslist has rules against selling animals, so you have to say you are charging a small "rehoming" fee to make sure they are going to a good home. Of course that rehoming fee will be jacked up to several hundred dollars.

7. You need to pre-qualify your customers. A good looking white family with 2 little kids? Nope. Some grizzled old lady who smokes 4 packs a day and already has 4 dogs in the car with her? Fuck yeah! That bitch don't ask questions. She won't be taking them to the vet. And since she's a cunt of a human being, you can charge her $500 for one of those inbred fuckers and she won't say no because she's already attached. Plus, since she doesn't take care of her animals, you can call her up in a few weeks when your next litter is ready and it's almost a guaranteed sale because at least one of her fucking dogs will have died by then and she needs to replace it.

8. Use fake names, burner phones, and sell out of state.

I literally just came by masturbating to my sister's nudes.
She gave me her phone to install whatsapp on it (because apparently using the Play Store is too hard for her) and checked her Facebook folder out of curiosity.
I don't know what to do, yes i know this shit's mainstream on here but i feel like there's no coming back from this.

You're such a sweetie c:

I selfsuck quite often, cum on my face/est my cum when i'm very horny.

You have to fuck her now

Go away, dataminer.

this

I have 127 bitcoins stored and idk what to do with the,

I am a 2x year old virgin and I want to fuck a tranny so bad...

Especially the ones with a fatass

In fact its the only thing that I can easily get an erection simply by thinking about it

I plan on hiring a trap escort soon and fucking her, lose my virginity to a tranny

I secretly dream of becoming a 10yo boy again.
I wish I could legally/ethically adopt and raise kids.
I secretly believe that my perspective on society is superior due to my living outside of the norms.
I get super turned on by boys having their first (dry) orgasms.

Cash out half, put it into retirement. Leave the rest.

Cash at least half out and invest in hard assest like gold or silver. Put the max you can into an Roth IRA. Sit on the rest.

I was tricked into sleeping with a fake casting agent once.

Valar Morghulis?

Saw an ayy lmao in my camper in 2002. Most Terrifying experience Ever.

>rapes his waifus family
>family gets depressed, fat, lesbo to never touch male again
>goes for the niece

kys

What's your secret?

Watching dogs fuck is hot

No you did not

Not really a secret then, is it? Unless you're keeping it secret from your friends that you fucked two sisters repeatedly which no male on earth can do.

I have a hard time with the paranoia of my gf cheating on me. And that shes really good at hiding it.