If you had to fuck an OG pokemon which one would it be and why?

If you had to fuck an OG pokemon which one would it be and why?

I'd choose Tangela because it reminds me of Mr. Tickle's arms.

Lickitung. The bjs would be phenomenal.

seel.
pirates used to do it.

Jinx because she looks most like a human

true shit?

ponyta or ninetails,

when i was 9 i remember thinking ponyta was sexy but not knowing why. not even a bronie. i got over it, but if i had to that horse would set my dick on fire.

Seels used to fuck pirates?

kek

you are as dumb as your question.

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>herrr derrr i insult people on the internet coz i'm a cool guy

Church is kinda early, can I masturbate while there at least?

Only if you use mustard as lube.

Any kind?

i insult people in green text because i'm cool and i don't have to green text.

did i hurt your feelings?

Dragonair

Shellder looks like it could give a gud succ. Bonus, after sex, I could shuck that bad boy and eat it for dinner.

Dijon my man.

He said OG.

Is that what you were trying to do you sad little man?

were you trying to be cool? is that what you were trying to do?

Dragonair, it'd be like fucking a dolphin.

Oh fancy, alright i'm in, but i'm doing it up front, i want the preacher, Jesus and every one in the house to think i'm fancy.

You do you user, you do you.

Weepinbell. I mean, just look at that thing.

Surprised none of you faggots said eevee

or vaporion, that ass.

Definitely take some Beedrill up the ass.

:/

If you shagged a dugtrio, would it count as an orgy?

Never thought of it that way. You've really opened my eyes and ass.

Solid question.

More like a gang bang

I'd fuck Bulbasaur, charizard, blastoise, nidoran, nidorino, ninetales, golduck, abra, geodude, grimer, muk, gengar, voltorb, cubone, staryu, ditto, omanyte, snorlax, dratini, dragonair and mewtwo.

What do I win?

Your favourite thing! Disappointment!

Ditto! It can be literally anything you tell it to

Then voltorb

nothing

Geodude probably gives a solid handjob.

Its more like
>ditto sees you
>transforms into you
>you now fuck yourself

Ditto can transform into literally anything. /thread

Thats still a better option to me than fucking a pikachu

Chancey fo sho, she's got that innocent look. If it was a blow job then jinx coz she's got dem nigga lips

Shocking.

I would get me a lovely slippery bj mouth fuck from none other than the drooling Gloom sloot.

Grab onto them leaves and fuck away... it'd be like trekking through the jungle at the same time!

Mr. Mime.
>because, reasons....

Slowpoke.

Because it would be too slow to get away.

>choose ditto
>show ditto picture of qt3.14
>ditto used transform
>???
>profit

>and her face be like...

and mine be like

kek

Flareon
Bet it has a warm pussy

Once it has stored up enough heat, this Pokémon's body temperature can reach up to 1700 degrees. It stores some of the air it inhales in its internal flame pouch, which heats it to over 3,000 degrees.

seriously?
the only true answer is dito.
it can become anything and anyone.

look like a goldbar = trade for cash
morphs into a cockroach at night and escapes -> repeat

Mew can transform too, so factually, mew would also be correct, but I think the implication here is that if you were fucking a ditto, you'd be fucking a pink pile of goop, not what the ditto could be, same as the mew, you'd just be fucking an infant. I'd rather not be in that camp.

kadabra my nigga even though i could never evolved it

Gotta fuck 'em all!

Mew obviously