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/hoc/
Jack Miller
Colton Phillips
NEW
Aaron Clark
>499 posts early
Jacob Butler
this is a strange new meme
Carter Robinson
id go 5 hole on her 2bh
Leo Carter
Who's the boner condoner
Jose Lewis
@74787713
Good reverse bait I'm sure some europoor will fall for it in a few hours but hehehehe not me
Isaac Wilson
Reminder St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
Brayden Robinson
Playoffs Jackets
Parker Mitchell
*goes on a 16 game winning streak*
Sebastian Jenkins
i went on a 16 game winning streak wit ur mum lmao
the game was rape
Ethan Gomez
MODS
Jeremiah Long
I'm calling it now the Predators are winning the stanley cup
Zachary Anderson
Next you're going to tell me water is wet
Gavin Fisher
Twink faggots
Jaxon Collins
When it gets cold it gets hard and slippery and you can strap on blades to your boots and glides on it.
But you know all about strap ons I assume
Adam Ortiz
Let's be honest Gordo, you've never set foot out of your district.
Robert Barnes
I don't, perhaps you could educate me?
Bentley Perez
A higher % of Canadians are gay than americans so that joke doesn't really work, Ron.
Evan Wright
How would /hoc/ feel if muh Jackets swept the postseason? Just wondering.
Jose Torres
What are user's favorite things in the whole wide world?
Thomas Cruz
I was in both Kansas City and St Louis this summer to visit my dying aunt and have seen so many fatasses in my life.
The malls all advertised with big signs where the debribulator stations are.
Jayden Ward
gays don't need strap ons they still have penises
Thomas Powell
Women can't be gay huh?
Robert Robinson
You'd know all about it.
Lincoln Morris
no, that'd just be silly now wouldn't it
Liam Peterson
>go to some fast food place in the US
>ask for medium drink
>receive a drink of a size that isnt' even available in Canadian fast food places
>do a double take thinking maybe they mixed up my order with someone else's
>bring it up to the cashier who just looks confused
Carson Gutierrez
>kongz consistently one of the best >muh corsi teams
>miss playoffs for 2nd year in a row
Joseph Parker
>Refs decide to rig the game against us.
I'm just fucking done with this decade, between Ward, our offense, le 9th seed bullshit, and now the refs I can see why we're at danger of moving. Enjoy your team Quebec.
Zachary Gray
I can't ever not forget what city you're even supposed to be based in. I look it up then immediately fail to recall it.
Grayson Howard
Wtf happened to the Mild? Dunbyk has been raping in fantasy all year but total shit lately
Leo Nguyen
>can't ever not forget
Dylan Smith
that's just how it goes with goalers m8
Luis Cook
I have to drive up a couple hours to even watch games. I can usually only go Saturdays and maybe Fridays due to the travel.
William Scott
Seriously go fuck yourself buddy
Aaron Jenkins
They're play slow for a period (could be any period) and it bites them in the ass
>play dogshit 1st period today
>crush Winnipeg the next 2
>doesn't matter, gave up 4 fucking goals in the first better luck next time
Jonathan Perez
Stop falseflagging fucking faggot
Either that or you're evan and that's even worse
Brody Thomas
that's not a falseflagger
Eli Bailey
Fuck off Evan and Chris
Joseph Turner
Fuck off Tom
Also where's Finland I'm feeling horny
Aaron Smith
>the absolute state of /hoc/
>endless supply of autism
>not even any finns in the thread
>15 posters
deepak really did kill this place huh
Nathaniel Morris
Cuckpak has 0 (zero) relevance and is banished to posting in /nfl/ with the rest of trips looking to become the new Tensnake and Lexplorer
Sad
Samuel Turner
/hoc/ is still the best general with the best memes. That's not saying much, but at least it's better to be at the top of the shit pile than the bottom.
Juan Moore
you're sure contributing a lot too, cuckwad
Logan Lewis
Wouldn't be surprised desu. As a pongsfag I've been watching the BJ's all year and literally fucking everything goes right for this team. Every puck bounce, every questionable call, every nasty collision that should result in an injury always ends with the other guy getting hurt. I know this sounds salty af but it's just an honest observation.
David Rogers
Fuck off Jason and Evan
Jaxson Cooper
>mondays
Christian Wilson
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Asher Cox
Could the bestt AHL team beat the worst NHL team?
Jonathan Moore
Could I have some Finnish (You)s for good luck? I have a job interview in 8 hours.
Jason Rogers
>QC metro population: 800,296
>Raleigh metro population: 1,337,331
ayy lmao
>move the Canes to Charlotte as last resort
>Charlotte metro population: 2,380,314
A Y Y L M A O
Jacob Rogers
Only if you return the favour. I'm very tired and could use the boost
Christopher Clark
>pulju dubs
hmmm...
bakersfield expansion in 2k18?
Jackson Miller
Here you are good sir.
Gabriel Gomez
Asher Hernandez
I fucking hate you stupid fucking leaf pieces of shit. I pray that you never win another Stanley Cup.
FUCK YOU
Christian Williams
Go to bed Travis
Parker Gray
...
William James
weirdly reminds me of olli jokinen
Anthony Hall
merci beaucoup, mon amis
Adrian Howard
FUCK YOU, VORDINAND YOU MAPLE BITCH
I BET YOU CANT EVEN SJATE HAHAHA
EVERY GOOD CANADIAN PLAYER GOES TO THE USA THATS HOW I KNOW U SUCK
Blake Hernandez
Every good Mexican player goes to Toronto
Eli Allen
>leafs will have teams in the playoffs this year
Luis Ward
Rafael Diaz doesn't play there. Checkmate.
Sorry, I'm just frustrated. On one hand, I play for my favorite team growing up (Nj)
On the other, we have no valuable assets to trade and no future. Sucks man
James Harris
except the leafs lol
Owen Thomas
I'm Kyle Palmieri btw
Any Q's?
Justin Morales
u suck
Jonathan Lee
What are your vacation plans in three weeks?
Austin Roberts
...
Dominic Ross
why is the monkey green?
Grayson Rogers
Now that is one smuk munk
Christopher Bennett
good post
Lucas Martin
>tfw Mild
Ryder Turner
Wouldn't a black Finnish player be absolutely dominating?
Carter Gomez
Kek they will never beat the Blackcocks
Bentley Nguyen
What went wrong?
Angel Parker
Leaving Hartford
Brody Baker
Peter Karmanos
now fuck off
Ryan Clark
olli jokinen is black, except he is also an albino too
Carter Young
not enough culture
Eli Adams
God damn why are finns so handsome?
Luis Perez
I wish Scott Darling would get a trioxide so I can filter him
William Smith
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Jacob Reed
>offensive defensemen
>goalies who play the puck
>coaches with hair
>centers that use 55" sticks
Seriously nothing worse
Adam Thompson
Lmao look at that fucking monkey
Jordan Nelson
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Michael Lee
Patrik Laine better win the Calder after this one
Samuel Jenkins
If I were Sidney Crosby right now, I'd watch the work ethic of Jonathan Drouin climbing that points leaderboard right now.
James Brown
I just noticed all 16 playoff teams have at least one black player
Parker Sanchez
how do some of you guys not get sick of seeing the hawks at the top of the standings for 10 years now
Lucas Harris
IDK, it's kind of like how we don't get sick of Canada not getting the Cup in a year beginning with "2"
Jayden Hall
Jake Guentzel is winning the Calder bud.
Levi Nelson
*Matt Murray
Kayden Fisher
Best player
Landon Rogers
Laine better
Cameron Jackson
For me it's Avalanche.
Ryder Gutierrez
Sad!
Colton Green
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAA
Andrew Ramirez
WHAT!?
Levi Sullivan
OKAAYY