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Eurovision Countdown edition

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What's it like to stick your willy in a girl for the first time lads?

Eurovision is gay

cute boys

>this actually happened

Hope Israel wins desu

why would it start at 19:55

eh been better but life could be worse

how's things with you?

>Hope Israel wins desu

*slaughters every single Australian's uncle*
*has a huge orgasm*

did it

>franziskaner

GOOD LAD

wouldn't know mate

so are you

are shit, cute girls are better

did it mate haha

don't care

it doesn't

yeah not bad mate ta

just replied to that post

why would you do that

apparently

reminder the british public voted overwhelmingly for this
reminder that the jew council in charge of our actual votes gave them to sausage tranny

>Hope Israel wins desu.

at work

Apparently we're on at 9:30

Hate Aussies. Love the PIRA. Simple as

bummed a couple of fags and my throat is sore

warm
tight
wet
nervous

fuck off transphobe

Shut up paki

free jango

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFylfyHEnzk

my go spray paint some swastikas on the local synagogue

SEIG HEIL

Warm and soft and tingly the whole way through. All-round magical experience

shouldn't your dick be sore

you're travelling in a nice, warm country with all the ladyboys you can bugger how can things be better for you lol

things are quite good atm thanks

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felt magical 2bh. i still remember that moment of holy shit i'm finally inside a vagina

hasn't felt quite the same since for some reason

EAT MY ARSE LEFTISTS!!!!!

>tfw only just realising how stupid the term bummed a fag is and I'ma 23 year old smoker who says it all the time

>tfw falling apart

>we

Game of Thrones wordcount: 1,770,000
War and Peace wordcount: 587,287

> that moment of holy shit i'm finally inside a vagina
this

why did someone save the translucency checkers

was too drunk to remember the first time
third time was really nice though

the future gf

>cute girls are better
absolutely dire taste

No idea I think they screenshot their paint.net but its the first one that came up when i googled it

alri

Alri

british english is pretty gay desu

>this guy promoting a "political minecraft server" on the stream
state of new "england"

want a book but it's £34 second hand

learned in science class today that race is just a social construct with no biological basis. bit mental how everyone obsesses over it lol

listening to a bit of rodriguez lads

nah i don't even want to shag a ladyboy anymore.

and i've had an absolute mare that's really taken a hit on me, sharn't be revealing it here though

also met a girl in a karaoke place and could of got her pregnant lmao

glad things are good with you x

good lad
reeeee
REEEEE
reeeee
reeeee
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>believing race has no biological basis

ISHYGDDT

oxygen is poison
don't fall for the atmospheric jew
stay woke

bit wet out

think you'll find that's the wordcount for A Song Of Ice And Fire, mate

What's Eurovision?

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I've fucking had it lads, never putting anything up my arse again.

I was in town earlier and felt myself need a shit urgently and I just didn't have the sphincter strength to hold it in, so I shit straight into my boxers. I ran home and just didn't stop, but I could smell it all the way, not sure if anyone noticed.

Binning all my sex toys in the morning, can't believe it's come to this.

my biology teacher started talking about different races having different bone densities, muscle types, joint sizes, muscle insertions etc

i called him out on his bullshit. how can a social construct have different bones? fucking rorkes

pretty sure im being spied on lads

and i bet theyre freaking out that im on to them heh...

Glad Russia is excluded desu

fucking spiders are such kinky bastards

absolute state of you
how did it get to this point? you must've been fisting yourself or someat

vamos arana

My first time was fucked up
>first night out at uni
>freshers week tuesday
>absolutely twatted and start dancing on this pole at the club
>about 3am
>this girl climbs up and grabs me and says 'im taking you back with me'
>okay.jpg
>she says she's gunna fuck me on the way too her dorm
>uni is fucking awesome
>get there
>strip and get to it
>condoms?
>thank fuck she has them, slap one on
>slide inside her
>start fucking
>no longer a virgin fuck ye gunna be the best 4 years of my life
>look down
>blood EVERYWHERE
>white sheets
>looks like I just gave her a mexican abortion with my dick
>oh sorry i didnt tell you im on my period
>bail.gif
>left my keys at her dorm
>cost £60 to get a new pair on the second day of uni cause i couldnt face her

fixed it

>Spanish GP starts at 0400

Aussie livestream for Eurovision si fucking awful and I cannot for the fucking life of me find a BBC1 livestream that works in Aus

Thought I was just buying the glasses to match the beers I drink the most, after buying my Leffe, Franziskaner and Paulaner glasses

But its definitely begun an addiction. Got some La Trappe, Duvel and Rochefort glasses ordered. I see a beauty in good beer glasses that I can't explain

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>Watching any form of racing other than motogp

Lmfao

aids?

literally just google "watch bbc1 online stream"

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>living on a remote desert island

yodeling

I'm fairly incontinent and I'm only 25
Takes me AGES to empty my bladder and there's always more piss ready to seep out

People at work think I shit 3 times a day but I'm actually pissing for 10 minutes and squeezing and shaking until I'm confident enough that I can sit back down in my chair without loads of piss leaking out

wouldn't mind a felicia day gf

an aussie made the same edit ages ago desu, i just did a slightly neater job

Ummm... it's the pinnacle of motor racing lad

>here's another favourite tonight
>UK
>Possibly aren't going to come last for the first time

Aussies bringing the bantz I hope we do actually not come last

sperg with mongy knees desu

no mate she's not a ladyboy and she's training to be a policeman. she also it turn't out has a bf who works in the city, she had her own place, a fucking nice car, low rider chav type thing and a moped

seething she had a bf or i would of lapped her up

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that is the musical equivalent of che guevara

gonna wank to some hentai

That was me you did a much better job

how do I ask my black mate if he wants to cuck me with my gf

>bbc1 stream complaining that the hosts are white
you can't make this up

I have a meme erdinger glass

going shopping now lads see you later

>Open BBC stream
>immediately Graham Norton complaining that it is 3 white men presenting

Okay so, back to the non-Government Funded propaganda stream

fuck off liam

>Graham Norton getting salty

Communist?

graham norton just complained the hosts are white

ah yes, the bbc

>tfw all the young men accused of rape by psychos in university could have easily avoided that by not shagging complete strangers and instead could have at least gone on a few dates with these women

should've known better tbqh

Why yes I will watch a karaoke show of offensively bad music

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just got to tweak the levels slightly in photoshop

Nice lad, I don't own one but I've drunk out of them in a pub before. Why did you buy it?

It's supposed to be celebrating diversity. He does have a point.