Eurovision Countdown edition
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What's it like to stick your willy in a girl for the first time lads?
Eurovision is gay
cute boys
>this actually happened
Hope Israel wins desu
why would it start at 19:55
eh been better but life could be worse
how's things with you?
>Hope Israel wins desu
*slaughters every single Australian's uncle*
*has a huge orgasm*
did it
>franziskaner
GOOD LAD
wouldn't know mate
so are you
are shit, cute girls are better
did it mate haha
don't care
it doesn't
yeah not bad mate ta
just replied to that post
why would you do that
apparently
reminder the british public voted overwhelmingly for this
reminder that the jew council in charge of our actual votes gave them to sausage tranny
>Hope Israel wins desu.
at work
Apparently we're on at 9:30
Hate Aussies. Love the PIRA. Simple as
bummed a couple of fags and my throat is sore
warm
tight
wet
nervous
fuck off transphobe
Shut up paki
free jango
my go spray paint some swastikas on the local synagogue
SEIG HEIL
Warm and soft and tingly the whole way through. All-round magical experience
shouldn't your dick be sore
you're travelling in a nice, warm country with all the ladyboys you can bugger how can things be better for you lol
things are quite good atm thanks
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felt magical 2bh. i still remember that moment of holy shit i'm finally inside a vagina
hasn't felt quite the same since for some reason
EAT MY ARSE LEFTISTS!!!!!
>tfw only just realising how stupid the term bummed a fag is and I'ma 23 year old smoker who says it all the time
>tfw falling apart
>we
Game of Thrones wordcount: 1,770,000
War and Peace wordcount: 587,287
> that moment of holy shit i'm finally inside a vagina
this
why did someone save the translucency checkers
was too drunk to remember the first time
third time was really nice though
the future gf
>cute girls are better
absolutely dire taste
No idea I think they screenshot their paint.net but its the first one that came up when i googled it
alri
Alri
british english is pretty gay desu
>this guy promoting a "political minecraft server" on the stream
state of new "england"
want a book but it's £34 second hand
learned in science class today that race is just a social construct with no biological basis. bit mental how everyone obsesses over it lol
listening to a bit of rodriguez lads
nah i don't even want to shag a ladyboy anymore.
and i've had an absolute mare that's really taken a hit on me, sharn't be revealing it here though
also met a girl in a karaoke place and could of got her pregnant lmao
glad things are good with you x
good lad
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>believing race has no biological basis
ISHYGDDT
oxygen is poison
don't fall for the atmospheric jew
stay woke
bit wet out
think you'll find that's the wordcount for A Song Of Ice And Fire, mate
What's Eurovision?
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I've fucking had it lads, never putting anything up my arse again.
I was in town earlier and felt myself need a shit urgently and I just didn't have the sphincter strength to hold it in, so I shit straight into my boxers. I ran home and just didn't stop, but I could smell it all the way, not sure if anyone noticed.
Binning all my sex toys in the morning, can't believe it's come to this.
my biology teacher started talking about different races having different bone densities, muscle types, joint sizes, muscle insertions etc
i called him out on his bullshit. how can a social construct have different bones? fucking rorkes
pretty sure im being spied on lads
and i bet theyre freaking out that im on to them heh...
Glad Russia is excluded desu
fucking spiders are such kinky bastards
absolute state of you
how did it get to this point? you must've been fisting yourself or someat
vamos arana
My first time was fucked up
>first night out at uni
>freshers week tuesday
>absolutely twatted and start dancing on this pole at the club
>about 3am
>this girl climbs up and grabs me and says 'im taking you back with me'
>okay.jpg
>she says she's gunna fuck me on the way too her dorm
>uni is fucking awesome
>get there
>strip and get to it
>condoms?
>thank fuck she has them, slap one on
>slide inside her
>start fucking
>no longer a virgin fuck ye gunna be the best 4 years of my life
>look down
>blood EVERYWHERE
>white sheets
>looks like I just gave her a mexican abortion with my dick
>oh sorry i didnt tell you im on my period
>bail.gif
>left my keys at her dorm
>cost £60 to get a new pair on the second day of uni cause i couldnt face her
fixed it
>Spanish GP starts at 0400
Aussie livestream for Eurovision si fucking awful and I cannot for the fucking life of me find a BBC1 livestream that works in Aus
Thought I was just buying the glasses to match the beers I drink the most, after buying my Leffe, Franziskaner and Paulaner glasses
But its definitely begun an addiction. Got some La Trappe, Duvel and Rochefort glasses ordered. I see a beauty in good beer glasses that I can't explain
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>Watching any form of racing other than motogp
Lmfao
aids?
literally just google "watch bbc1 online stream"
>living on a remote desert island
yodeling
I'm fairly incontinent and I'm only 25
Takes me AGES to empty my bladder and there's always more piss ready to seep out
People at work think I shit 3 times a day but I'm actually pissing for 10 minutes and squeezing and shaking until I'm confident enough that I can sit back down in my chair without loads of piss leaking out
wouldn't mind a felicia day gf
an aussie made the same edit ages ago desu, i just did a slightly neater job
Ummm... it's the pinnacle of motor racing lad
>here's another favourite tonight
>UK
>Possibly aren't going to come last for the first time
Aussies bringing the bantz I hope we do actually not come last
sperg with mongy knees desu
no mate she's not a ladyboy and she's training to be a policeman. she also it turn't out has a bf who works in the city, she had her own place, a fucking nice car, low rider chav type thing and a moped
seething she had a bf or i would of lapped her up
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that is the musical equivalent of che guevara
gonna wank to some hentai
That was me you did a much better job
how do I ask my black mate if he wants to cuck me with my gf
>bbc1 stream complaining that the hosts are white
you can't make this up
I have a meme erdinger glass
going shopping now lads see you later
>Open BBC stream
>immediately Graham Norton complaining that it is 3 white men presenting
Okay so, back to the non-Government Funded propaganda stream
fuck off liam
>Graham Norton getting salty
Communist?
graham norton just complained the hosts are white
ah yes, the bbc
>tfw all the young men accused of rape by psychos in university could have easily avoided that by not shagging complete strangers and instead could have at least gone on a few dates with these women
should've known better tbqh
Why yes I will watch a karaoke show of offensively bad music
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just got to tweak the levels slightly in photoshop
Nice lad, I don't own one but I've drunk out of them in a pub before. Why did you buy it?
It's supposed to be celebrating diversity. He does have a point.