Your son brings home his black girlfriend for the first time

>Your son brings home his black girlfriend for the first time
How do you react?

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Take her nude photos

He wouldnt because he was raised right.

Next question?

turn on johnny rebel
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have all my buddies take turns on her while he slept, she would be a good nigger and keep cumming back

Ask him if she is marriage material.
We both laugh hysterically.

lock my bike

Phone her boyfriend

>having children

"are you out of your goddamn mind?"

>not having children

Comfort her with kind words such as "We won't whip you too hard" and "Maybe we'll let you eat at our table every now and again". Y'know, just not being a fucking racist prick in general

sort yourself out, bucko

time to clean your room

Ask if she has a sister.

She has any friends?

Pet her and give her a cookie.

"NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>son is getting jungle pussy


nice

hey that's some anons gf here kek.

I'll think about it, after I review my financial freedom of independence.

I can in fact clean my own house... Which I could afford because I don't have to care for an ungrateful parasitic, basement-dwelling weeb for 35+ years

Fuck her. Then tell my son i fucked her. She'll live in my house and speak with a slave accent.

Sup Forums has been about for 14 years. assuming most oldfags were 16 when they started, that means they are 30 now.

most 30yo have kids.

i've been here since close to the beginning and had my first kid at 35.

tl;dr: statistically, most oldfags now have kids
newfags don't

>newfag detected

I'm 41, junior.

Children are awful

Ask if she's into threeesomes

Shit myself because I never knew I had a son. Introduce him to his sister. Ask the black chick if she’d like a drink. Maybe try to fuck her?

>Maybe try to fuck her?
Why would you try to fuck a niggress?

checked and so am I.

I would say that if you are 41 with no kids, you better be super-rich.