Itt, we talk about crime and how to get away with it

itt, we talk about crime and how to get away with it

Nice try fbi

Go away you absolute scumbag.

nice try

Was in 50mph zone a few years ago.

Pressed accelerator slightly harder. Did 54mph.

Yeah, I still think about that sometimes. The dark reality of the human condition is that you can live with just about anything. I guess good and evil are just points of view.

When you commit a crime. Make sure you get away with it.

Step 1: Be a nigger
Step 2: Don't be white

Get printer paper wet, dry it with a hair straightener. This gives it a familiar texture.
Print a $1 bill onto said paper
Fold in the center and back a few times
There ya go. Include it with 2 or 3 legit singles and nobody will know

You monster

Just threaten to kill her and her family if she ever tells anyone.

I've sold classified documents to the Chinese back in 2013

You forgot the part where you do 20 years in a federal prison

Jezuz fuck women are useless.

我们终于找到你这些你卖给我们这些文件是毫无价值的。知道我们来为你乔

文件的图像

Yes can i have the special number 2 ?

You don't get away with it anymore.

I've sold illegal guns, drugs, burglaries etc.

Everyone I ever knew who was in the shit got time or died.

I went to prison for 5 years myself.

you literally can't, once something is illegal it just magically disappears while the media empire fabricates stories to keep the masses terrified and easy to manipulate

祝你好运

Op i suggest you stop trying to expose yourself to little kids at the park.

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get a job on wall street
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y tho?

Because youre gonna get caught

only if he exposes himself to prudes