Australia 451 & 143/4 (64.0 ov)

Australia 451 & 143/4 (64.0 ov)
India 603/9d

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when's tea?

c h o k e

when mum calls me

Stove Smoth wanted this test drawed, GOAT captaining

Will Australia declare at tea?

good boys

Peter Handsome > Don Bradshit

is this >our faf du plessis moment

I hope Australia declare with 10 overs to go and get pissrat out for fuck all again that would be pretty sweet

australia is not that lucky

Can they stop the GARY thing?

It's fucking cringeworthy.

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r8 my beat

It sounds like one of those default songs you get on phones, I don't know if that's good or bad.

The poms couldn't manage this. Will this Australian unit whitewash the ashes?

my goal is to revive Nokia with this jingle

Australia will get a draw for sure.

The same way you whitewashed the Aboriginal culture from Australia? Disgusting.

>you will never be in the commentary box enjoying bantz with VVS and the lads

Hopefully not a whitewash but I see Aus winning heavily.

Donald Trump here am

Here's what's gonna happen unless Trump is stopped very soon: Some Republican/Trump ally will be killed and he'll be turned into a martyr.

Probably win the ashes back as a lot of our players are homebabbys

> (You)
>The same way you whitewashed the Aboriginal culture from Australia? Disgusting.
Low tier banter

What's the food like in whitehouse Donald?

Am I the only one surprised that “openly gay” is still a term?

so this is draw?

Let's hear some Ashes predictions lads

r u ok?

Not since the accident

The food is the whitehouse is great, particularly the Mexican. I love the Mexican people!

Honestly still surprised The Biggest Loser is still a thing

80% of success is showing up

3-1 Australia if I'm optimistic.

My body becomes sexual when I am turned on, not when you are.

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KEK

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REMINDER THAT OVER 30% OF TEST MATCHES END IN DRAWS

STUPIDA FACKING GAME

Who /nervous/ here?

Why? There's 9 overs left.

Its cool how the US has a pres who loves Mexicans. Good for international harmony and all that

Only one session, no way India win this.

the world needs a war t b h

my mum used to buy me those bertie beetle showbags

>Hate the Australian team
>Only want to see them draw to BTFO RC.

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

Does binland even have sports?

I triggered him so hard he changed his bet to a draw

yes and they are all better than cricket, especially rugby

JUST DRAW MY SHIT UP

Casual reminder that I will win more money than anyone else in this thread from this game.

yeah, a poor mans version of cricket for retards

we don't even care about divegrass and we are ranked way above you

KEK

Will you ever at any point in your life admit to being wrong?

looks like such a mongoloid spor- oh wait that makes sense it's finland

for

Why hasn't Smith declared yet?

kek

they even have the autism helmets

When should Meme Shit declare?

I already conceded that my prediction would not come to fruition due to retarded Indian bowling tactics.

Normally I wouldn't bet on shit like this, I was just proving a point.

You should try to bang the asian girl from My Kitchen Rules.

What's going to be the inevitable excuse when you don't break anonymity and announce you're running for the seat of Bendigo? You were going to win but lost interest?

I'm trying to stay away from cooking shows so I don't cheat on my wife again.

Something about women cooking really turns me on.

When the number of runs required is greater than the number of balls remaining times six.

I'm probably not going to run, too many retards in this world to effect positive change.

Based RC defending the sanctity of marriage.

Stay strong brother.

Doesn't your missus cook enough for you RC?

What a surprise, you are already deviating from your narrative. Pathetic.

applaud that kohli you cunt

Meme Shit and Pat Cummins both debuted before Shaun Marsh did

In Australia without a doubt

bit livid the next series isn't in England, it would be an elite series with the current sides facing up there

I reckon if Smith is able to have a dominant series in England whilst maintaining his home form, he will go down as the best since Bradman.

>you now remember this series 4 years ago when Meme Shit proved himself capable at Test level

She does a few Baltic and Slavic dishes but her culinary skills aren't great. Usually I do the cooking in the house.

Gabba - Australia
Adelaide Oval - England
Perth Stadium - Draw
MCG - Australia
SCG - Australia

literally screencap this, you know I'm right

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what's your favourite dish?

The new stadium won't be ready for the Ashes.

I remember being absolutely LIVID when he was selected

We wont lose a game to England. We might Draw but we won't lose and AO traditionally favours us.

As an Australian, yeah. His form is actually ridiculous.

Don't think he's as good as guys like Viv or Tendulkar though

day nighter might push things in England's favour
touch and go Tbh, all comes down to whether the chinks build the bridge fast enough from what I heard
if it's at the WACA Australia will win

I don't think even based RC could have predicted what he would become
>Tendulkar
bait

Congratulations friend, very pleased for you.

Probably confit duck...my style.

>le dravid meme

Actually if you go in the archive I predicted that Steve Smith would become an elite batsman during the 2013 Ashes series.

thoughts on chad sayers lads?

honestly think its fucking criminal hes not in the side
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I've been asking mum to get some bigger pasta bowls for the past 2 years but she still hasn't got any. The bowls at the moment are just a little too small which really irritates me because I like to have all my pasta in one bowl rather than having to go back to the pot for a top up, where of course the pasta has long gone dry the sauce is cold and the cheese is in a less than stellar state.
Alas, I will try to cram as much as I can in these dwarf bowls to prevent such problems.

You should consider a vegan lifestyle.

Meat kills your brain, which must explain why you are consistently wrong.

Tendulkar is just a longevity babby

India series was early 2013 though

After doing well in England 2013 and at home 2013-14 it was pretty obvious he was becoming elite

>favourite dish confit duck

>Take new ball
>Keep bowling spinners
Is this bait?

RC! it's me, 'dude' from the last thread. forgot to mention I put this bet on this afternoon.
>Congratulations friend, very pleased for you.
no no, you say 'I stand corrected, my apologies' because you said this
>Casual reminder that I will win more money than anyone else in this thread from this game.

wrong.again. That's my lesson for you dude.
700>17

Pukeson Pood 2.0

fine as a third bowler if le banana man or Starc/Pattinson/Cummins aren't available,

"natural variations"

Objectively incorrect.

There are no intellectual vegans, and there's a very good reason for that. I would explain the science but you wouldn't understand it.