Why do girls poop? It's so fucking gross and it's a huge turn-off

Why do girls poop? It's so fucking gross and it's a huge turn-off

FINALLY.

I thought I was the only one who noticed this. Good post, OP.

>be me
>open Sup Forums
>select a random board, say, Sup Forums
>first post on first page grosses me out
>even take time to reply with pic related

So what do you suggest we doo?

uhh stop?

are you retarded?

stay away from able-to-poo women.

it's a huge turn on you idiot
i love when girl shit in my mouth

Real women eat only salad and don't have to shit

can you please explain yourself?

i'm not poking fun or critizing - i am genuinely interesting in what it is about shit that gets your sexually excited.

i cannot imagine something less sexy than poop and this fascinates me.

femdom

im a submissive slave

I can't understand the actually being shit on but I like to watch my girlfriend poop.

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>turn OFF
are you gay?

I'm in a running club and in the really long runs the girls will just squat down in a field and take a dump. Like, not even try and wander off to do it. Literally right next to me. Used to be a bit wtf but now it's a massive turn on.

Lovely stuff.

I guess I don't run far enough to ever see this. How fucking far are you running? At marathons I've never seen this.

Ultras. Northern English countryside so there's never a soul about. We all kind of know each other so I suppose they feel comfortable enough to do it in front of me. I don't reciprocate. I need a cubicle and a newspaper to read.

Anyone poop side by side with their wife?

They choose to poop to punish us men for being able to make a decision.

They bleed monthly and pee too

I hate to be the one to break the news to you, OP, but women have an entire colon and small intestine that's filled with shit hidden inside them.

Incredible isnt it. who would've thought that any species would have such organs.

Great Scott!

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d-do they f-fart as well?

Only out the front.

this was from a women's bathroom

Medical Doctor here from famous on-line college, only fuckin slut girls shit, nice girls only eat salads and never shit.

/thread

Girls don't really poop. They just expel semen from their anuses that they take in from anal sex. It turns brown over time so it resembles poop.

>Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

Holy fuck that things massive. I imagine that hurt slightly coming out. You'd think there would be blood as well.

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This means there's always a supply of already formed poop inside them at all times, even when,you have sex

I always wondered why she was pulling that face.

Miniature toilet.

Speak for yourself. I for one want to be a girls human toilet

Even if she's got the diarrhea?

Now that's the tops

*Especially

You're a trooper, I'll give you that.

Speak for yourself.
There's nothing more beautiful than a qt pushing out a creamy log.

Girls are actually humans too, you know.

>Mysides.gif

>that load of grool/cum that slides out of her cooch with it
Ima be sick bruh

You must be seriously mentally ill to find pooping attractive.

Disgusting.

It's discharge.
Every girls drops that out of their vagina daily.
Maybe, I am who knows, I only like watching though not the shit itself.
Seeing a qt girls butthole contract and spread as she pushes out a huge dump is hot af

WTF dude! I can't even look at my own shit in the toilet when I'm taking a dump. It's disgusting. You're disgusting.

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Yeah I totally get it. That's why I like it. Not interested in the actual log.

You just can't think about it. I love to eat a cute grills pussy and ass. The best ex gf I ever had was always very discreet. I swear I never once saw her take a shit once in 4 years together. She always waited till I wasn't around or asleep.

Can we turn this into a thing?
Make it something like "pooping opresses women and is a part of patriarchy"

Grow up user, it's natural

Having a log in the anus makes for a tighter fuck.

I would buy her shit though. Total scat guy living a normal ass life

Girls are so full of their own shit they have to poop, nigga

No, I'm not white, I'm normal

Everyone who eats and doesn't barf it back up will poop. I would rather poop than vomit. Stomach acid is way worse than ass bacteria

You don't fuck a girls colon retard, you fuck her rectum.

>when pussies get so full of shit they turn in to assholes themselves, since pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

How do I find a gf who'll let me taste her chocolate w/o creeping her out?

WHITE MASTER RACE WHITE MASTER RACE

Depends on how well you're gonna brush your teeth and use mouth wash afterwards

That's fucking awesome.

>ass bacteria
It's specifically coliform bacteria, listeria, e.coli etc... good luck with that, ass breath

Should've stashed a camera in the bathroom

Really? No wonder you two broke up, she probably got sick of it.

HOLY fuck look at that tiny little dingy. Do all shit eaters have miniscule little vienna sausages like that? No wonder they're eating shit

keep dreaming.
no girl outside of porn is going to want be with a guy like that, you'll be labeled a freak and dropped asap

So you'd rather see a QTꙥs log than Andy Sixx's?

ew, boy poop is gross

I've worked with plenty of people who smell like they just chewed a log out of someone's ass. None of them dead.

Not him but there's a difference between a naturally rotting teeth and eating shit

I doubt if someone ate a girls healthy vegan poops they'd die.

Dunno, do some research into it, let us know how you go

I work at a school and have seen shits like that in the girls bathroom 11 years old minus.

Real girls don't poop that's a myth, only the transexual ones poop.

Ritalin and adderall speed up the bowels

Also seems to make assholes stretch to about 4 inches across.

No, this isn't tooth rot. I mean shit. This guy who recently left smelled like he ate dead animals and shit himself daily.

I swear the boss hires homeless people and gets them clothes and a hotel. Some serious fucking filthbags have been in and out of the warehouse and none of them last. They come in high or drunk smelling like shit with their pants sagging and dirty faced. They hardly work at all and take way to many bathroom breaks. How anyone can take 15 bathroom breaks a day for 2 weeks is just beyond me.

You're living the dream, wish I was a teacher

>creamy log

Not Andy Sixx's

Males poop smaller because of the prostate. It limits the size the anus can open. Women have wider hips and the vagina can push out of the way. Any woman can shit a 3" diameter log. If it wasn't for muscular vaginas, fucking a woman would be like putting your dick in a cup of warm water.

You dream of inspecting children's shit?

It's about diet idiot. The more fiber and leafy vegetables you eat etc the bigger your shits will be.
Women just eat better

I plead the fifth.

nah, this guy
was 100 percent correct. eating fibre would actually serve to regulate you and make your shit smaller and more frequent

>eating fibre would actually serve to regulate you and make your shit smaller
Wrong. Not even going to argue with you when it's a fact than can be googled

I find the puss slime more gross than the shit

my sister makes 20 cm widht shit, disgusting as fuck

lol it is the bacteria that kills you, and it is not in meat, retard, you will die equally

> creamy log

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OH MY GOD

nice ass, but fuck this fetish it is weird as fuck. Also wtf is the mucus?
t.virgin

but that's so kawaii

discharge, aka mucus that girls drop out of their vagina to clean out all the gunk that builds up inside.
It's like a self made douche

gross

Source?

I'll just reject any source you give anyway, but if it pisses you off that's all that matters.

There's no consistent way to increase or decrease the size of your shits. It is all an unconsciously controlled process and will happen how it happens. That's why I say, women have more space to form and unload larger logs.